Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell

Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!!!

I just imagine what I would do to a morning missle with my mouth.

I get them sometimes.

Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.

Thats what I was thinking too, haha. My boyfriend tends to get them.

One time, I was with some friends and talking about morning boners for some reason, and one of my friends had a blonde moment and asked:
"What's a morning boner look like?"
" Like other boners?"
Hehehe...

Sounds about right to me...

wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u get less tents when u get older though

you evil women

and its more awkward when you share a room
with your younger brother

I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, but hey, I read cosmo.
Ya'll, its technically got to do with either your bladder, or a vivid dream.

Im not seeing the humor in it.
If you have to see someone, I can see that
being really awkward. But most guys I ask
don't mind. "yayy!" they say.

and it just got funny.

children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.

duh, why would they get it more?

.....HAHA

Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a thread like this.
Ummm I thought that was natural Lol

girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating

Some girls seem to lack that. Like the whole bunch of Asian girls on cB.

I hate it. I alsways have to put something on before i leave my room to go take a shower. atleast it goes away in like a hour. girls are so lucky. it is so embarising to have it in a class.

Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.

I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 15.

What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.

i get it all the time =]

all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though . .

Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?

That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D

(girls are mean >:D)

^did they at least touch you?

That happened to one of my friends once too. We laughed a lot.

1000 bucks for taking my oneliner and special word.

YOU COOTIE.

No my boyfriend gets them all the damn time...Its getting a little akward now.

ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is getting difficult!

I'm a girl. Do you mean did my guy friend touch a girl? My old best friend sat on his lap because she's a slutty tease.



My ex boyfriend used to angle it up and it would stick out of his pants. He would hide it behind his shirt. It made me laugh :D

Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol

Works both ways. Also don't want pee coming out when erm. yeah.

Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!?

Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually.

Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty minutes 2 get up and play halo because it gets in the way of things LOL

I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol

^you can always tuck it up :)

HATE it.

its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so most ppl dnt see it!! plus no one coems 2 wake me up unless im l8! then its a problem


theres alos the fit-girl-sits-on-ya-lap-wood-!!!!! my thats embarresing!! it was like bugger here it comes urm excuse me need toiulet lol!!! !

omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and you cant put on your pants until it gous away
haha

Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.


You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P

It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice.

uh, like we really need to kno if you have a small dick. no offense

Depends how big it is.Because if its not small at all,try tucking it.effin hurts when you try to walk.Its like pissing out a baby.I did that one morning to hide it from the fed ex lady.I was bending my legs and squinting.she asked if i had down syndrome

Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh.

my roommate in college used to tell me about how id be sleeping and my sheets would just begin to rise outta nowhere...

he would sometimes wake me up if he was bringing his girl over and ask me to turn over or something

i get it at night too.
i don't know why
it's random

I slept over my girlfriends house one time and forgot I was there in the morning so when I got up from downstairs to go say goodmorning to her and her folks and noticed I had "morning wood" lol funniest thing because someone was headed towards me so I had to hurry back to the room.

A good method to put on jeans, push it down then pull your jeans up =)

It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-

that's one of my greatest fears.

i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
hey look
i have a
boner
I
V

bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or not ;) KEEP EM ON THEM TOES

^Please dont double post.

EDIT.EDIT.EDIT.

Ohh, I see. Its actually kinda funny seeing guys trying to hide boners. I've seen alot of guys trying to hide them at the pools. Haha