awwe pooor guyss ^.^
i've always wondered, (when im around my guy friends)
if they were in that "moment" .lol.
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ah..that would be embarassing if someone else saw it.
I was on the train and some guy about 40 had a boner and it poked my leg. And i'm not sure if he was playing it off or he really didn't noticed but wth._.OMG one of the scariest moments of my life. The guy looked like a damn rapist-_-
i thought most guys have it every mornin 
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM) 
Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.
You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P
or you could just be a man and get aroused naturally.Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.
You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P
It happens almost every day.
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit
QUOTE(lostgrl16 @ Jul 29 2007, 03:05 PM)
i thought most guys have it every mornin
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
hahaah yeah it's something like that... i think. i don't really remember but that's pretty much the 1st thing i do when i wake up.
sometimes. just natural.
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QUOTE(JustinSezRAWR @ Jul 30 2007, 08:49 AM)
It happens almost every day.
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit
Gosh. Sounds a bit unlucky hahaDamn, how embarrassing would that be if someone saw.
I see one reason why I'm glad I'm female
LMAO!!! This Is HILARIOUS!!! My Ex-Boyfriend Had That Happen To Him One Night...I Was Sitting On His Lap And What Do You Know...Something Was Poking Me...It Was Hilarious...I Felt Sorry For Him...lol
Yea...I Thought Guyz Get It Every Morning
Yea...I Thought Guyz Get It Every Morning
Well imagine this, you're at this party and when you wakeup in the morning bloody dizzy.. and guess what? all the gals around you are starring at your thingy rofl :)))) and at first you don't think about that, you're like "do i have something on my face or smth" and such... and then you take a look at your panties and you get all blushy :)))
PS: Take care of your "wood" when you zip your pants, otherwise it will hurtttt as hell :)))
PS: Take care of your "wood" when you zip your pants, otherwise it will hurtttt as hell :)))
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everyday i get morning wood, woohoo
P:
well, i'm a guy so i get wood at all times of day,
not just the morning (:
P:
well, i'm a guy so i get wood at all times of day,
not just the morning (:
Every frickin morning.
Oh well.
Oh well.
Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.
Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.
That's what wakes me up at 3 in the morning.
I always see guys on the train in the morning trying to hide their boners.
QUOTE(resplendence @ Aug 23 2007, 08:23 PM)
Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.
Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.
Really, so if I dream, I'm going to get a boner? Dang, I hope I dont dream when I'm dorming.
HAHA this is hilarious.
I'm so glad I'm a girl
At least we don't have any really obvious 'problems' xD
I'm so glad I'm a girl
At least we don't have any really obvious 'problems' xD
i get morning wood..
and i get night wood...
and midday wood..
and evening wood...
and sleeping wood.
and i get night wood...
and midday wood..
and evening wood...
and sleeping wood.
Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
^ that's disturbing.
QUOTE(jammylise @ Sep 18 2007, 07:42 PM)
Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
QUOTE(PINKLollyPOP @ Sep 18 2007, 08:07 PM)
^ that's disturbing.
Lmao. Sorry. That just made me laugh.
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 07:33 PM)
its no fair, girls should get morning wood
ok u get morning wood. we get cramps, periods, mood swings, pregnancy, labor pains,pushen a kid outa a hole that only dialates to 10 centimeters && losing our virginity... talk about morning wood ... try that!!!! u males got the easy life
QUOTE(jammylise @ Sep 18 2007, 10:42 PM)
Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
ew.
m-o...m-o-r...m-o-r-n-i-n-g...w-o-o-d.
QUOTE(omgomgKATHY @ Jul 29 2007, 08:32 PM)
I was on the train and some guy about 40 had a boner and it poked my leg. And i'm not sure if he was playing it off or he really didn't noticed but wth._.OMG one of the scariest moments of my life. The guy looked like a damn rapist-_-
Hahahahahahaha!
QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jun 21 2007, 04:47 AM)
Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!? 
Where I come from we call it "morning bread"...
Aside from morning wood I also get really horny.
I get a "woodie" every morning with out fail, i just try to ignore it. sometimes i get embaressed beacause of it
3 ...............
morning wood wakes you up good
pretty much everyday
okay.......ummmmmm EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
:)
when ever i get morning wood i just jack off cause i don't want to go to school thinking about it.
I'm so glad I miss out on this morning man-syndrome.
I constantly have it every morning. What can I say, I love sex!
QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Oct 29 2007, 11:55 AM)
Aside from morning wood I also get really horny.
I knew that wasn't your leg.
i don't get it in the morning but i get it in the day a lot. it can get annoying.
I do a morning hump.
QUOTE(ZaraS @ Jan 6 2008, 01:46 PM)
I knew that wasn't your leg.
=D
EVERYDAY! 
Hell no. I save my blood for important things, like shooting it out of my eyeballs to frighten away predators. The rest of you can waste your time surging it to your weeners, but I'm actually practical. If we were all stranded on a desert island, none of you would stand a chance against me.
This topic is so damn stupid. That's like askin, how many of you humans breath oxygen, for f**k sake. =\
i just start beating it...
that way i can put on my pants easier
that way i can put on my pants easier
this is a funny/weird/ topiccc~
lolbump
^ i got a bump in my pants right now.
very rarely.
im glad lol.
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im glad lol.
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