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Watttt
I am 12 and have tried masturbating several times and although it feels good[understatement it feels GODLY] nothing ever happens. i never actually ejaculate. i also have to go to the bathroom. advice, facts, anything?? please..
xcaitlinx
you most likely shoot blanks because you have yet to hit puberty.
WHIMSICAL 0NE
Eh, the topic title's slang. -shrugs-
Yeah. Maybe you're doing it wrong.
AngryBaby
XD^

when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss...


so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing.

you little pisser you
iDecay
You just suck at it. Like, really, really, really, suck.
Shahin
All's I know is that i wasn't beatin off at age 12.
lovescream
i cant imagine a 12 year old (which in my head, you haven't hit puberty yet) jacking off. at all. sorry, but im laughing. out loud.

eyy, werent you the one that said sex meant like nothing to you? why you jacking off?
AngryBaby
man, jacking off for you must be stinky
sofakinglazy
Oh wow.
pandamonium
Do you have orgasms? you know at the end of jacking off lol.
ReggieM
hahahahahahahahahahhahahha wtf hahahhahahahahha
datass
Well seriously, who cares if you're not jizzing? As long as it still feels 'godly' for you.

Besides you're only 12, go do your homework and stop jacking off. Freak.
.fire
YOU HAVE CANCER...
datass
^where did you hear that people with cancer can't ejaculate? blink.gif
WHIMSICAL 0NE
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Oct 30 2006, 10:07 PM) *
XD^

when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss...
so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing.

you little pisser you


Hahahaha, wtf? your posts amuse me.
slammin shelby
Maybe your just one of those guys that takes like. 40 minutes.
Watttt
I have a bathroom in my house stubborn.gif ...where do you think i piss...

QUOTE(electric shock @ Oct 30 2006, 11:13 PM) *
i cant imagine a 12 year old (which in my head, you haven't hit puberty yet) jacking off. at all. sorry, but im laughing. out loud.

eyy, werent you the one that said sex meant like nothing to you? why you jacking off?

well yes i did..im not going to gice an escuse..i do..but i dont...i hope this doesnt as bad as it looks pinch.gif
WHIMSICAL 0NE
QUOTE(doomXL @ Oct 31 2006, 3:17 PM) *
I have a bathroom in my house stubborn.gif ...where do you think i piss...
well yes i did..im not going to gice an escuse..i do..but i dont...i hope this doesnt as bad as it looks pinch.gif


You've been spending to much time trying to get down the technique. Either you just can't spell... or you can't see the keys ohmy.gif I'm stopping now.

But seriously, you shouldn't be doing that at your age.
.fire
QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Oct 31 2006, 10:23 PM) *
^where did you hear that people with cancer can't ejaculate? blink.gif

SMH
ReggieM
too young for that stuff when u get bored ur gunna go onto shemales or something then animal porn then anime porn then when ur like 40 child porn ive seen it happen you jacking off addict...u need therapy
this site might help www.xxxchurch.com
WHIMSICAL 0NE
QUOTE(black_heart @ Oct 31 2006, 8:41 PM) *
too young for that stuff when u get bored ur gunna go onto shemales or something then animal porn then anime porn then when ur like 40 child porn ive seen it happen you jacking off addict...u need therapy


Um, just because someone experiments sexually at a young age does not determine whether or not their into stuff like that or child porn. Don't be stupid.
ReggieM
i was kidding but sure expirement with guys 2 while ur at it.
x_curse_of_the_curves_x
haha. sorry but this is REALLY funny.

like every one else said your to young. or at least don't talk about it online. lol.
magicfann
i suggest that IMVU stuff
freeridefight
Dude,You just havent reached puberty yet... and dont get addicted to porn and stuff.Just go outside and play basketball or soccer or tennis to get rid of that tenision instead of trying.
AngryBaby
bah, playing soccer and basketball wont help horniness^
Smoogrish
You're 12. Be patient, kid.
ReggieM
go to xxxchurch.com it will help its not porn by the way...
lanbexx
seriously, wait till ur balls drop
magicfann
QUOTE(lanbexx @ Nov 3 2006, 3:27 AM) *
seriously, wait till ur balls drop

OH SNAP
Watttt
QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 2 2006, 8:49 PM) *
Dude,You just havent reached puberty yet... and dont get addicted to porn and stuff.Just go outside and play basketball or soccer or tennis to get rid of that tenision instead of trying.


I dont do porn. i tryed it for a week or two but quit. looking back im glad i did. honestly though some people will do anything
oXMuhNirvanaXo
Dude.. your 12. Get over your self..

This is depressing if you think about it.

:-( Sorry. * Crys *
WHIMSICAL 0NE
Uhh.... at least he's not getting anyone pregnant blink.gif but since the plumbing don't work that might not have happened. Um, yeah, keep your hand out of your pants for a while... sex is stressful anyways. Be a kid. Haha, like they said go play some sports throw some balls around instead of touching them.

This post is going to get me in trouble.
magicfann
QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Nov 4 2006, 3:32 PM) *
Uhh.... at least he's not getting anyone pregnant blink.gif but since the plumbing don't work that might not have happened. Um, yeah, keep your hand out of your pants for a while... sex is stressful anyways. Be a kid. Haha, like they said go play some sports throw some balls around instead of touching them.

This post is going to get me in trouble.

oh please, i have a 30% warn level and i've posted worse
xcaitlinx
why is it so weird for a 12-year-old boy to try it? he's in what, 7th grade, atleast. i know guys who started masturbating or atleast were curious and tried at that age.
sofakinglazy
QUOTE(xcaitlinx @ Nov 4 2006, 7:50 PM) *
why is it so weird for a 12-year-old boy to try it? he's in what, 7th grade, atleast. i know guys who started masturbating or atleast were curious and tried at that age.


QUOTE(doomXL @ Oct 30 2006, 2:48 PM) *
I am 12 and have tried masturbating several times and nothing ever happens. i never actually ejaculate.
shreec123
lmfao.....hahaha....jeez dude,stop jackin off and go n do your homework!.......haha.



WAIT...dont you haveta be atleast 14 for one of these accounts...okay well atleast dont talk about this shit on the net.jeez.
smoke
^ I always thought you had to be 14 too but no one really ever says anything anymore. I'm not an admin, so that's not my department.

Anyways, yeah, you just haven't hit puberty yet. I remember when I first tried it nothing used to come out but I got the same feeling, haha. I guess I was just curious is all. I was probably around 11.
Psychotic
12 years old and beatin it already?
LOL that's funny and nasty at the same time.
31miracles
QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Oct 31 2006, 5:22 AM) *
Well seriously, who cares if you're not jizzing? As long as it still feels 'godly' for you.

Besides you're only 12, go do your homework and stop jacking off. Freak.



haha
this kid is wackkk
Watttt
QUOTE(iRock cB @ Nov 5 2006, 3:53 PM) *
^ I always thought you had to be 14 too but no one really ever says anything anymore. I'm not an admin, so that's not my department.

Anyways, yeah, you just haven't hit puberty yet. I remember when I first tried it nothing used to come out but I got the same feeling, haha. I guess I was just curious is all. I was probably around 11.

that pretty much sums it up. took the words right out of my mouth
BONNIE.
Keep practicing kid.

Practice makes perfect.
-sincerely
^, you don't think it's weird that 12 year old is trying?
danginja
Hahaahaha this is one of the funniest things I've heard today.

Jacking off > You

@ 12 I was playing my super nintendo still =(
iDecay
^ Aww. How cute. Fagbag used to play Super Nintendo! tongue.gif

QUOTE(ashopely @ Nov 5 2006, 3:50 PM) *
^, you don't think it's weird that 12 year old is trying?

Media. mellow.gif

I remember there was this 11 year old posting half-naked pictures of herself on her myspace. ermm.gif
Mr. Slowjamz
its not that bad i did it when i was 11 ..... just dont get addicted to it ...thats what happens when you start at younger years.
a painefull euphoria
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Oct 30 2006, 10:07 PM) *
XD^

when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss...
so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing.

you little pisser you



^^^lmao rotfl
iROCKYOURSOCKS
lol kid you need to go sit down watch some cartoons and wait until you have hit puberty. im sorry but this is making me laugh my ass off!! rofl1.gif
supermonke1
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Oct 30 2006, 11:07 PM) *
XD^

when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss...
so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing.

you little pisser you


Hahahahah thats awesome,

ok little dude, when you can actually stop shooting blanks, get yourself a 13 year old girl and have at it. Ok peace.
funkie fresh
LOL wow. reading all these comments got me rolling on the floor loool.gif but yeah kid, what everyone said. & calm down! your only 12. & just curious..does it hurt when guys "jack off"? cause i heard alot of stuff..
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