Thats right bitches.
MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME
ITS O-S-C-A-R
MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME
ITS M-A-Y-E-R
OHH I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERYDAY
AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I SAYYYYYYY
COZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY
WITH
B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Fo' Reals.
Go celebrate, like this guy!