today i went on a field trip to this flight museum place and this guy's dad (harrison's dad) was a chaperone. but he looked like somebody you would find sitting on a couch, drinking alcohol and eating junk food. lol. anyways, he was a chaperone and he was driving some of us to the museum. he came to this sign at the museum and it said "no alcohol" he said, "i guess we have to go home, guys...we can't drink beer here."

omg also on the way to the first museum there were like five cars following us because they were part of our group and they had to follow us to get to the museum. the last car didn't make a traffic light so it was waiting and the driver of my car told everyone to pull over and wait for the last car. Harrison's dad was about to pull over but then he decided to just take off. he drove up next to us and waited for a while (30 seconds) then he finally got tired of waiting and said " screw this! I'm leaving" so he stepped on the gas and left us in a cloud of dust. my teacher was saying how rude they were and everything. but we didn't care because our teacher is a ...bad teacher.

Then at the museum harrison's dad told us not to touch anything. but then right after he said that...you know how groups of guys always like to break the rules?...wellm you can probably guess what happened. We went back to touching all the old airplanes and everything like we never even heard him. Then he saw us and he said this so loud ," daaamn, you guys's attention span is as short as your you-know-whats!" ouch. what a dis.

Then there was this airplane and the pilot said we could go in and look around but our teacher was like ," NO!" so harrison's dad got tired of our teacher yelling at us every second and he was like ,"man, on field trips you're supposed to be able to do stuff. this is like the gayest field trip ever!"

Then when we were heading back home my teacher was telling the chaperones which way to go even though she didn't know the directions and harrison's dad knew the roads so he was like , "it's faster and shorter if you go this way" but my teacher jsut ignored him and said "you go my way or you dont go at all." and Harrison's dad said , " man, i just wanna slap that b**** around!" then on the way back he drove his way on purpose, just to piss my teacher off and he arrived before us.

man, there are all kinds of people in this world. the field trip was okay, it was at least better than school...but then almost everything is better than school...

hahaha craziness.. thats funny

haha omg thats funni how tha dad is like dat

LOL. dam a field trip to remember now.

wow that guy's dad is so funny!!! hahahahaa man that wud be so awesome if he said that to my meanest teacher ever... the part when he said "i just wana slap that b*tch" HAHAHA! whoa ben that must be a boring trip with ur mean teacher, huh? who tells u cant do anything at the field trip...harrison's dad is right about one thing...field trip are supposed to be fun!!!^___^ hehe he is a funny dad to have haha. but he seems kinda scary haha

wahhhh thats long but i got to the bottom of it wahaha

LMAO!!! thats such a kick ass dad!!!

That must have done some harm to your ego man...

LOL.. that's one kick arse man right there .

wow, i wish my dad was like that. my dad is so...serious all the time.

Ooh..harsh at some points, but still overall funnyness.

heh

that dad kinda acts like a teenager

dang.. i feel bad for that kid..
can a chaperone get a punishment or notin for shiz like that? O_O
not funny -intereesting tho