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pandamonium
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(03-09) 18:08 PST COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) --

A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

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YUMMIE SEMEN FROSTED BROWNIES !!!.

kids these days have too many bad influences. lol
Funny thing is that in the report its called a TREAT. as underlined bolded and colored red.
think!IMAGINARILY
Ewww. sick.gif

Only 90 days in detention? OMG, Come on! They can do way better than that..
Serendipity
Ewwwwwwww. That just makes me want to throw up. sick.gif sick.gif
pandamonium
it seems a little far to go, his friend only put peanut butter on his cheese sandwhich. Punching him in the face would of been better than putting semen on his brownies.
KissMe2408
That is sort of disgusting.

I mean c'mon, peanut butter in a cheese sandwhich?
I don't really get that.
Must be one of those traumatic peanut butter instances.
Azarel
.. and they found this out, how?

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And, oh god, why would they be stupid enough to eat brownies that were anonymously sent?
think!IMAGINARILY
Haha, maybe they were really hungry. XD.gif

What movie is this prank from? I don't remember..
pandamonium
QUOTE(rawr SOCK @ Sep 19 2006, 10:59 PM) *
Haha, maybe they were really hungry. XD.gif

What movie is this prank from? I don't remember..


It was called Van Wilder. They let the dog ejaculate over these pastries... EWW remember when they were squeezing the frosting out of the bun... YUCK.
Trinie
ewww thats freakin gross!
hi-C
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 10:49 PM) *
Punching him in the face would of been better than putting semen on his brownies.
laugh.gif

But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself?
pandamonium
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 19 2006, 11:26 PM) *
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But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself?


haha funny pun laugh.gif . But he did it in retaliation to his friend puttin peanut butter in his cheese sandwhich, i guess he really hated peanut butter.
ANG33ZY
lmao... wow. -_-
hi-C
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 11:27 PM) *
haha funny pun laugh.gif . But he did it in retaliation to his friend puttin peanut butter in his cheese sandwhich, i guess he really hated peanut butter.

Yeah, I know that. I was wondering if the jizz was his or a dogs.
pandamonium
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 20 2006, 1:04 AM) *
Yeah, I know that. I was wondering if the jizz was his or a dogs.


oh it was his. sorry. pinch.gif
CLYDE
Ew wtf is wrong with him? Peanut butter instead of cheese, big deal.

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Nymphetamine
Hahahaha. rofl1.gif
moorepocket
grosssssss. Where did he get that much semen??
Libertie
Oh my god, I thought this was someone from chat acting out of boredom..

Wow, that's gross.. This is over a year and a half old, though.. XD.gif
Trinie
i still cant believe it! yuck!
hi-C
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 20 2006, 1:44 AM) *
oh it was his. sorry. pinch.gif

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...he had to have gotten some sort of perverse excitement out of that. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
moorepocket
QUOTE(Libertie @ Sep 20 2006, 1:25 PM) *
Oh my god, I thought this was someone from chat acting out of boredom..

Wow, that's gross.. This is over a year and a half old, though.. XD.gif

hehe.
WHIMSICAL 0NE
Eeeewwww.
I guess if you're stupid enough to eat brownies that you didn't know where they came from....
Well let's just say you should use common sense.
Was it like a pan of brownies? That kid could've taken all that sperm to a sperm bank. sick.gif
expoised
QUOTE(Madame C @ Sep 19 2006, 10:26 PM) *
laugh.gif

But it makes me wonder, who's semen was it? Did he emulate Van Wilder totally and let a dog go nuts on it (excuse the pun) or did he do it himself?

Wait. So maybe I'm being completely stupid, but how exactly do you get a dog to ejaculate on command?


"Old Yeller! Come! Old Yeller... ejaculate!"


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thanhmai
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poised' date='Sep 20 2006, 1:40 PM' post='2289668']
Wait. So maybe I'm being completely stupid, but how exactly do you get a dog to ejaculate on command?
"Old Yeller! Come! Old Yeller... ejaculate!"
_unsure.gif


In Van Wilder, they had dog porn in the bathroom so the dog would get turned on, then they gave the dog a hand job and put the dog semen in the food thumbsup.gif

But well, it was just a movie.
marzipan
eek.gif.....sick.gif that's wrong. Jeez, it's only peanut butter! What's wrong with that kid?!
expoised
QUOTE(thanhmai @ Sep 20 2006, 7:09 PM) *
In Van Wilder, they had dog porn in the bathroom so the dog would get turned on, then they gave the dog a hand job and put the dog semen in the food thumbsup.gif

But well, it was just a movie.

blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif
laugh.gif

Yeah. Okay... definately a movie stunt. Because dogs don't get "turned on", i'm pretty sure.

Aren't humans and dolphins the only one who enjoy sex?
technicolour
Gross. Im serious my stomach churned just when I read the first freaking paragraph. What a sick freak.
digital.fragrance
NAASTY!!!!!


OH THAT'S SO NASTY
rochelley-o
Alright. That's wrong. Freaky kid. Very freaky kid.
mocassinsx29
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"treat"
man that is f**king hilarious
dinoooRAWR
EWWW!
thats so gross!
people these days !
Smoogrish
Oh god. I read the title and was like OHMYGOD sick.gif

Wow, what a crazy kid. How did they find out, eventually?

"Hey guys, I don't think this is frosting."

"Oh, you're right, it's semen! Hoo boy."
ParanoidAndroid
rofl peanut butter in cheese sandwhich...


what does the kid do in revenge? Have cum frosting on the brownies...WOW and it was HIS semen too...........
hi-C
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poised' date='Sep 20 2006, 9:02 PM' post='2290146']
blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif
laugh.gif

Yeah. Okay... definately a movie stunt. Because dogs don't get "turned on", i'm pretty sure.

Aren't humans and dolphins the only one who enjoy sex?

Humans, dolphins, and bonobos (pygmy chimps).
ParanoidAndroid
You know what I don't get? (I'm sorry for being stupid), if humans and dolphins are the only ones who f**k out of pleasure, how come other female animals get raped by their male counterparts during mating season? Are they THAT desperate to reproduce? and how come in Jackass 2 the horse got an erection? Or is that fake too?

aaaaah questions you come up with when you're stupid like me >.<
hi-C
^ That's not rape. Rape implies a criminal act. It's just solely means of procreation. And it's not like they just jump on any random female animal, it's a certain time when they're emitting sex pheromomes. The horse in Jackass 2 probably got an erection because it was time. That or they gave him some sort of medicine.
My Cinderella.
Oh man, the title made me gag. sick.gif That's so..weird.
mona lisa
Oh, gosh. How disturbing. Moral of the story: Don't eat anonymously sent brownies! Common sense isn't so common.
femmefatale4160
Oh my God. Ew. I...I just threw up a little.
Trinie
QUOTE(Summer Rain @ Sep 26 2006, 2:20 PM) *
You know what I don't get? (I'm sorry for being stupid), if humans and dolphins are the only ones who f**k out of pleasure, how come other female animals get raped by their male counterparts during mating season? Are they THAT desperate to reproduce? and how come in Jackass 2 the horse got an erection? Or is that fake too?

aaaaah questions you come up with when you're stupid like me >.<


i think that was real. i cant believe they drank the horse semen!! eeeeeeeeewwww!!!! sick.gif
femmefatale4160
^OMG they did WHAT??? EWWW!
Trinie
^yes hun!! they drank the horse semen in jackass2!!! it was crazy!!! ahhhhh! YUCK!
femmefatale4160
Oh my God. That's beyond sick.
pandamonium
not as sick as someones callas.
flybynight
That's cruel.
doughnut
EWWWW sick.gifsick.gifsick.gifsick.gifsick.gif

What is wrong with teenagers these days??
Tribal J_Rome
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Sep 19 2006, 7:34 PM) *
YUMMIE SEMEN FROSTED BROWNIES !!!.

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bobby james
Good recipe for my bf. I bet you it didn't even taste bad though
Janette
mmm that sounds delicious. </sarcasm>

c`mon people. where`s your common sense. hammer.gif


seriously..
ParanoidAndroid
QUOTE(Trinie @ Oct 9 2006, 4:16 PM) *
^yes hun!! they drank the horse semen in jackass2!!! it was crazy!!! ahhhhh! YUCK!

YEAH I REMEMBER THAT! I PUKED OUT ALL MY INNARDS AFTER THAT!

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I feel so ashamed right now

xD
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