So I'm working at a haunted corn maze and I'm wondering if ya'll could come up with a scary ass costume for me. Basically the corn maze is just that, a corn maze with people that hide in the corn and scare the shit out of you. There's a bunch of different themes in some parts of the maze, like theres a clown and texas chain saw massacre themes.

Soooo, got any ideas on what I could be for my costume?

Or any ideas for some themes.

Danke

Mmmm. Grab a chainsaw, put on some fur coats, and jump out at people randomly, yell "AAAGH!" and them, and then chase 'em through the corn maze with the chainsaw whirring dangerously.

I'm not kidding, that was one of the scariest things ever. On Halloween night, my friends and I went out to one of the corn mazes, and they had people chasing you around EVERYWHERE. It was terrifying. And they'd chase you when you got close to the exit, so you'd get lost again. I swear my heart was pounding five billion times faster than was healthy.

But of course, this wouldn't work if it wasn't at night. Things aren't scary at night.

Get a scary mask. Like one of these. =D
http://www.anytimecostumes.com/costumes/scaryhmasks.html
You could be a headless person...
Or just be the typical Dracula/Grim Reaper.
Hope I helped. =P

They have chainsaws, but us newbies can't use them yet :(

Something scary people...

Use a hook.

Or a long, curved knife.

Aww, no chainsaws? I like the idea of like. A large machete. Preferably a fake one, because real machetes are rather hard to carry around, much less run after people with.

Dress up as a clown then staple corn snakes all over you...

You know what would be a scary corn maze... one without a way out.

Um, moving on, clowns scare me... maybe try to blend in with your surrounds and then jump out and scare the kids.

Go near them, start jacking off, and cum on their face.

Well arent corn mazes the things that like those Aliens make,LOL! Im so crazy

^ No, those are crop circles.

You could go as an alien with a spaceship with a green beam thing. That's not really scary though..

Ewww. That reminds me of the sperm brownies in the news forum.
Sadly, there's probably some one who might try that.

^Sperm brownies...I'll have to go to the news forum after this


Just ignore that post, its Seon Ho from what I can tell.

Hmm, anything scary....
-thinks-

I liked that one idea of dressing up as a clown and stapling corn snakes to you. Or just dress up as a dead person and have the same color scheme on corn does and then get fake corn snakes and glue them to you or something.

Sounds scary enough.

Always just sit near the ground and grab peoples legs while their walking by.. little odd.

Could always go to a nice costume shop. Seems like most people really like Halloween [sp?] here since we already have our costume shops.

A scary scare crow? A zombie?

run in front of people every once in a while to make them paranoid but not sure, then jump up from behind them in a giant hooded thing? then move onto the next group.