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For a million dollars, would you get naked and dance on the roof of a house with music blasting?

i think it depends on whose house but yeah. i'd do it.

for a million dollars, would you take a job as a store mannequin?

no. well. i dont know. it depends on my wage haha.
famd would you eat someone`s arm?

Flesh? Ew, no. If it were made out of bread, then sure.

For a million dollars, would you have sex with a horse?
(Apparently, this is a rumour as to how Catherine the Great died. My history teacher told me, though I don't think I want to believe it. *shudders*)

hell no.
famd, would you strangle a human baby?

no way! it's a BABY.

famd would you sing country music?

haha, sure!
famd, would you eat pig intestines?

Hell, people do that on Fear Factor and have about a 1/4 chance of winning a fraction of a million dollars.

But I don't think I would.

For a million dollars, would you break into the White House and poke the President?

if i could get in, then yes.

famd, would you walk behind pres bush and cut his hair when he wasnt paying attention?

lol yes..

famd would you slap brad pitt in the face?

aw, why not the ass? haha, but yeah.

famd would you tell michael jackson how you really feel about him ?

LOL yeah

famd would you be willing to be strapped to a chair for a week all that was on TV was CNN?

what if i had to go pee?

famd, would you eat a bowl of someone`s hair?

lol. pee in the chair janette.

no.

famd would you glue your eyes shut?

haha no! ouch!

famd, would you pee on someone you liked?

Uh... yeah, HELL YEAH!!
And I would pick out my favorite song to shout out to while I danced!

^ you're supposed to reply to the one right above but whatever.

yeah. because then i would just buy them with the million dollars i had.

famd would you wear a HUGE mole and a zit on your forehead?

depends where

for a billion dollars, would you have sex with michael jackson? (if you`re a guy i doubt he`d mind either )

LOL. no. as tempting as that was. no.

famd would you be paris hilton's personal assistant?

umm... toughie. i guess, but just for a month or somethin`. that`s probably all that i`m gonna be able to take.

FAMD would you not eat for 2 weeks.

but then i`d be dead so no haha.

famd, would you kiss michael jackson on the lips (if he has any left) for 1 minute? ( michael jackson is fun to use )

I'm sad to say, yes.

If someone replaced your school's floors with a an all-over bed of firehot coals</wild imagination> and told you that for a million dollars you had to walk on it barefoot all day, would you do it?

If I could walk on coals, yes.

famd would you lose any chance of getting decent grades?

sure.

famd, would you erase your entire memory?

Never.

famd would you lose a good friend? (not your best friend, but a good friend)

yep.

famd, would you lick a plate entirely clean that a homeless person just ate from?

If that person doesn't have any diseases, then yes.

FAMD would you electrocute yourself?

sure.

famd, would you eat an entire box of 64 crayola crayons?

Sure! Crayola crayons are non-toxic..

famd would you marry your worst teacher?

(assuming you could get divorced after)

yes. lol.
famd, would you marry someone of the same sex? (you could divorce after.).

If it was legal. Sure.

famd would you eat a gallon of live worms?

i suppose.
famd, would you pilot a plane, without having the knowledge, with 400 passengers on board?

probably not. my little jiminy cricket would be killing me.

FAMD would you go on solitary confinement for 10 years?

^

hell no.
famd, would you date kevin federline, even if you`re a guy?

^

eff no. not with his popozao lingo. whatever the heck that means.

FAMD would you kiss k-fed??

LMAO.

sure. as long as it doesn`t kill me. haha.

famd, would you bathe k-fed?
hahahha

i'd love to say no, but i'm dead poor and could really use a million dollars, so KEVIN FEDERLINE WHERE ARE YOU *turns on bath-tub*

FAMD, would you let K-Fed pee on you?

this is getting sicker by the minute. lol

why yes. i`ve always dreamed of getting peed on by k-fed.

would you do the tango with k-fed??

no i wouldnt let him pee on me.
and yes, i`d tango with kfed.

famd, would you run over kfed?

YES!! YES!!! ok. too excited.

FMAD would you sleep with k-fed?

as in sex? hell no.

famd, would you poke kfed?

yes. but i'd make him use a condom, b/c his sperm seem to have a great sense of direction.
(and yes, i'd poke him too)

FAMD would you be k-fed's baby's mama?

maybe. for a day.

FAMD would you handwash k-fed`s clothes for a year?

hell nah.
famd, would you spank kfed?

f**k yes. S&M! i think i'd whip him too... lol

FAMD, would you do the deed w/ britney spears?

yikes. no.

famd, would you make me cry?

hmm.. maybe.

FAMD, would you go live on a deserted island for a year?

sure why not.

famd, would you live in michael jackson`s house and sleep in his bed with him at night for a year? (no sex).

i was hoping for some sex. lol

umm.. probably not.

FAMD would you work for tom cruise && katie holmes?

^

hell no, they suck.

famd, would you walk with kfed on the beach?