Johnny knoxville is fugly

Janette has AIDS and i am aubrey

I am a disease

im happy right now and kiki has AIDS.

Aw.

I did not fracture my shin.

oh man, i feel so skinny right now.

I have way too much hair.

my camera is fully charged.

I am wearing a shirt.

^haha, thats hot. haha, i woke up with my shirt off this morning. i was soo cold

i`m not being a lazy ass at the moment.

haha how did that happen little missy?

I am being very productive at the moment.

i wish i knew

dinosaurs are not extinct.

I was the first person on the moon.

PLUTO IS A PLANET.

I am going out of town for labor day weekend.

..my friend did not get open heart surgery on august 10th.

I went to my own party.

people dont suck.

Spongebob is not gay.

^

ian is not influenced by spongebob.

Fine I will be the nice one.

Anne is prettier than Janette.

nooo! i want to be the nice one.

cristiano is hotter than ian.

Oh goodie!!!

Janette is mean.

haha.

i`m not watching tv.

Im a boy

i am not obsessed with cristiano ronaldo.

Im not in obsessed with Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz

^ LMAO.
its like saying..
i`m not obsessed with cristiano ronaldo who was born on February 5th, 1985, in Madeira, Portugal, who is an aquarius.

ahhem thats peter lewis kingston wents the second



i don't care if my house is clean!

of course thats the point ^x2 xD



Im boring

I lost ten pounds.

im hungry

I believe in God, mother f**ker!

you don't belive in god?

im taken

i`m a myspace HATER ! lol.

Johnny Depp is hideous

I am in the bathtub

I am half man, half woman.

roflmfao

im not man or woman O:

my mom and sister did not make me go to fresno this weekend.

Loser.

I think Anne Hathaway is hideous.

^haha. im a winner.
but i dont think your last post
was not a lie.

Cristiano Ronaldo is a sexy beast.

^

haha. but he is!

i did not finish my homework.

Good Job. I am proud of you!

I am sleeping right now.

haha, but you are sleeping right now.
or wait. how would i know. haha.


3 out of 3 lamps in my room currently work.

I went to football practice today.

I never lie.

I'll finish all my homework.

im a straight f student.