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Funkadelic Kiss
Okay. Story time kids. Yay clap.gif.
So one day I was in my room talking on my phone while my parents were downstairs 2 floors doing whatever they do ph34r.gif. We were talking about whatever we usually talk about when she suddenly tells me to go on the Abercrombie & Fitch because there was a hot model guy on the front page whistling.gif. So of course I do rolleyes.gif. So as I type in the last two words & hit enter. My dad comes in & on the screen is a guy's body with his pants unzipped sly.gif. My dad looks at the screen & goes "What the f**k?" then - okay end of story time kids _smile.gif.
Moral of the story don't go on Abercrombie & Fitch site when your parents are in the house & they'll think your porn-free _smile.gif. Point of the topic is: has this ever happen to you when somonee walks in at the wrong moment & sees what looks like porn on your computer screen?
elephant
No
iDecay
Hmmm.. I remember Jimmy showed me a picture of him shirtless. zipped.gif He didn't warn me that it was shirtless, so when I clicked, my mom was behind me. I closed it quickly though, so she didn't see it. XD.gif Okay, so not porn, but my parents are like.. sfjlsdnfjsdfn.
nopattern
i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer).
priyas
no. thankfully
Kathleen
..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about?
WHIMSICAL 0NE
I'm usually the one who ends up seeing something on someone else's computer.

I have my own computer in my room, and when my friend's are over I'm not on my computer. So no worries.
Funkadelic Kiss
QUOTE(mo_rox @ Aug 17 2006, 10:36 PM) *
i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer).
My family always walk in when I have something suspicious on my computer too. I walked in on my brother too rolleyes.gif. I swear to god it was porn, but I couldn't see because he closed the window really quick.
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 17 2006, 11:04 PM) *
..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about?
I don't know, do I _unsure.gif?
satch
LOL Hmm yes it was my grandmother to and she just turned around and left lol
talcumpowder
They don't bother my computer (or me) much anymore.

Not after I started giggling uncontrollably at (seemingly) nothing. Actually, more like after they discovered that I don't read nice, normal fiction.
datass
Actually, I still want my free condoms and porn tapes whistling.gif















But no those kind of things never happened to me, thankfully.
lovescream
Well, no. But it waaas a shirtless guy, and my mom walked in. I closed it quick enough, but she kept asking me who it was. >_> Not really porn.. but ugh, somewhat close enough.
SarahxJoy
I still want my free condoms birth control pills & porn tapes bitch!

Just kidding.

I remember when I was looking through the "sexcii chest thread" once, and my older brother came into my room and saw my computer screen and said, "..what the heck? Who are those people?" laugh.gif That was funny, he had me scroll through some pages so he could check out some of girls' pictures who posted. I was just sitting there with my hand over my face like, "..oh my god." Lol.
jue
I was at my friends myspace, and he has this like nude picture of Jessica Alba, so I have to like scroll pass it everytime I leave a comment or whatever. And once, my parents saw and were like "WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" so now, everytime i go to his site, ilike scroll down supperr fast so I won't see the picture.
femmefatale4160
Yeah, my dad always comes in at the worst times. My friends will be like, "google so and so and click on the fourth result" and then my dad will walk in when they're posing naked or something. And then I yell at my friends for being horny bastards.
EddieV
FREE CONDOMS!
HakunaMatata
I was looking at the Nine Dolphins topic when my brother was like "Dude, this is what you do when you're online?"
oXMuhNirvanaXo
This has happend to my dad but I was the one looking.
My dad was on the computer one time going over his e-mails as we were talking and he was like. " Hmm, Whats this? " He thought it was ok and what not! I rememeber the title of it was Shark Attack! So.. My dad thought it really was a shark attack and you would see blood and blah blah blah. So, I come over sit down waiting for the ugly shark to pop up. When he clicks it there is this fat woman and a Big dude dressed up in a shark outfit on top of one another having sex. I said to my dad.. " What kind of people do you know that send you this kind of stuff?" Then he said " It's Blah Blah from church. " Hahahah My poor dad.
My Cinderella.
Yeah. Once I was looking at my cousin's xanga and she took a picture of how sunburned her shoulder got compared her chest (but she didn't show anything) and my uncle was like: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
smoke
Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!" XD.gif
Libertie
My parents never really cared much about what I was watching, but my mom would laugh and yell "What IS that?!" if I was looking at something that may have been slightly suggestive, like two people kissing. Yeah, the only reason I wouldn't have wanted my mom to see something like that is cause she'd have made fun of me. ;_;
bballchick1
Haha..sorry! That story was really amusing. XD.gif

No, I've never been caught in any situations like that. I don't go on any sites like that..although I DO go on the abercrombie site sometimes - I've just never seen any close to porn stuff. laugh.gif
no-name
Never happens to me...you all are so unlucky people
femmefatale4160
QUOTE(iRock cB @ Aug 18 2006, 2:55 PM) *
Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!" XD.gif


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, hack, hack* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Serendipity
thank goodness, no. O.o
skt
My family is pretty conservative about everything.
Well they use to be.
But that's never happened to me.
n00b
OMGSH YES!
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
i recently got in trouble also because my friend was messing around and called some random number and it had sex noises and she said it was funny, so i wanted to hear.
and turns out it was a 1-800 number whistling.gif
RxCore
no. but i have caught my brother downloading porn videos.

ew. sick.gif
Jeng
not really, but when i clicked on CHANEUNS LINKS INT HE CBC i thuoght it was something else and bam its nasty gross stuff and my mom was right behind me so i quickly xed it
angel-roh
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this topic is just too funny XD

like 2years ago, my guy friend wanted to show me the six pack he got over the summer. i said i didnt really want to see it cause i dont care about guys muscle. and then he goes like "please, it'll make me happy if you see it" and i was like "umm..ok" and so we did webcam. he showed me his six pack and my dad walks in o___o;;; and he goes like "WTF ARE YOU DOING" lol and my guy friend never felt so embarassed in his life. he didnt talk to me for 2 weeks -_-;; haha!
illriginal
Back in the day when I used to use mIRC, I would get free log ins and passwords but then after goin to soo many I realized it only infected my PC with too much crap. Especially spyware and adware.
So now I just buy those reggaeton porn movies where they play that genre of music in the background and they just have wild porn sex... plus the women are hotter than most other porn stars.

Plus I have a few of my own home vids :)

P.S. Guys... look up Vida Guerra, you'll see a perfect example of the kind of women I'm speakin of :D
Spoonzzile
^ lmao. Wild..MUSIC. shifty.gif

Nope, never happened to me.
fameONE
What do you think Marines do during their downtime, huh? Unless you're married. or you have a local squeeze thats in reach after the work day; you're looking at porn. And evn if you are married and you have someone local, you're still looking at porn. I work in the Company Gunnery Sergeant's office when not in the field and I sit happily behind my laptop looking at porn (when I'm not working, of course). Hell, the damn 1st Sgt walked in last week but I didn't notice him...

"Oorah Devil Dog, what has you so stuck on this damn computer?"
"Motivating trash, 1st Sgt, Motivating trash."
"Well kidnapp a coreman and f**k her in the ass, that is motivating."
"Indeed, 1st Sgt."
"Be aware of your surroundings. Minimize that trash if need be."
"Aye, 1st Sgt."
marzipan
No, that's never happened to me. I don't look at porn. mellow.gif Or anything that can be mistaken for porn. XD.gif
oXMuhNirvanaXo
I feel awkward when every there is a sex seane on the movie that I am whaching with my dad. It's like.. " Dad do you want a drink.." " Hmmm, What?" "DO YOU WANT A DRINK? -louder-" " SHUSH, GOOD MOVIE!"

.. yep
This Confession
Hmm how odd, but no this hasen't ever happend to me.

Rather funny if it did, my parents wouldn't say anything. My dad would just leave or ask what i was looking at, and my mother would sit beside me and watch blink.gif
koreansaga510
Hell yeah... my friends and i were meeting up at my other friends house to go eat at BJ'S Bar and Grill. i went to go look it up at a website to see the hours of the restaurant. You would think it would be www.bj.com.... but it wasn't. my friend mom walks by and then asks me what i'm doing..
Mistress Bags
I don't live with any parents, and when I did, all my computer activity was restricted, so no, thankfully.
lalalaLANUH
OH! i remember a time someone posted this pic of draco and harry in bed and my mom walked in just as i clicked on the link and was liek "WTF?!"
i would like to thank whoever posted that by the way.
mznikki
one time in my computer class my freind was looking for cartoon dolls, you know the ones you can make online with outfits and such for your webpages etc., and she googled it and of course doesn't read the descriptions and just clicked.. and it was porn and like 1000 pop ups came up after that and she starts flipping out and keeps trying to close the pop ups, and i'm going wwhat did u do and i look and i'm like.. trying not to laugh cause our teacher was right behind us and saw my friend flipping out and he's like what what now? and my friend's covering her eyes and i'm cracking up and she points to the screen and he's like oh haha its just porn and walks away. ahaha
Girthy
oh bump
.fire
ahhhhh porn <3
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