Please share vampire jokes under this sub-forum.

I'll start off:

Why did Dracula fail his art class?

Because he only knew how to draw blood.

I don't really know any good Vampire jokes, however...
This thread would be drained rather quickly here in the Lounge, it's a vampire of sorts.
And, it has its own purpose in another Sub-Forum you can find under Interests, called 'Humor'.

Moved. Blah blah.