1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

oh my god, your jokes are hilarous. i love them all so much, imagnie me laughing right now.

hahaha they are hilarious!! haha

the funniest one was... 3, 5, 9, and 10!!! hahahahaha

Haha I've seen this before... So not true.

I think someone is in denial......not to name ne names...*cough*Kathleen*cough*

Hahahahahahha. Me? Skip classes?

haha thats funny!! i like number 9!!!

Haha, that's hilarious!

hahaha! i love those...

Ten doesn't make sense to me. But these are pretty good :)

i love this one

"7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)"

haha rotflmfao. omg thas funni, but some of those r kinda dirty lol

heheh nice most of them i odn't follow at ALL
like my saying go" wateva .........

haha, dang thats funny

haha thats some funny stuff...i like the one above. lOL

jackie

I like no. 1, 2 and 3.

The tenth commandment is rude. Lol. Funny!

i like the third one

I am the Commandment.

lol! HILARIOUSSSS.

haha funny..

i'd never do that

why shouldn't we help elderly ppl cross the street?

hahah that's pretty funny~

#10 is soo mean!!! the rest were funnie tho!

~> sophia <~

haha. i think ive seen this bfor tho. funny anyways.

ive seen this before..funny though

tha glorious rules to live by. haha. im gonna print this out and put in in my binder cover collage thing.

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)



hahahaha

5,6,7,9 haha hella craks me up.haha....lol..number 10 thats hella rong

Vin.

Hahahaha... :-P

By the way, did you come up with that joke?

hey...lolz

I've seen this before... it was in an emaill thinger... lol..... funny stuff.

LoL. Made meh laugh. Not bad. Very cool.

hah i got those in a email like a loonnggg time ago...thats funny

haha! that's funny, but really bad

lol so funny so true

lol, i hav NEVER broken those commandmentz =P

lol-the Teen Commandments sound fun but evryone knows I'm a good chil

werd lol