20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
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haha. i've heard those before but they crack me up everytime
the funniest thing will be put to bold
20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
i liked number 16 the best tho hhahaa
20 THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your naighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt fastly under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13.Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15.Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16.Play a well known tune over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17.Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors 18.Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
i liked number 16 the best tho hhahaa
oookay, that's interesting.
i saw that before, and i love number 10, so funny. 
isaw this before but even if i tried to do these i would just burst out laughing
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
hahahahahhahahaahha i luv those the BEST
especially #7... HAHAA
4.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
hahahahahhahahaahha i luv those the BEST
especially #7... HAHAA
hahahaha i've seen that b4 but each time it stio makes me laugh
haha...hilariously funny!
LOL..YEAH I HEARD BOUT DESE..I EVEN GOT A COPIE OF DEM..LOL..YEAH...MAN I AM GUNNA HAVE TO DO THESE ON DAY FUR REAL..LOL
Haha, indeed 12 is funny! I say you should use CHUNKY peanut butter!
funny
ahha but some are more towards men.. ahahah
ahha but some are more towards men.. ahahah
haha funky xD imma show it to mai guy friends and ask em to do that xD haha
haha, i know my friends do 2 and 12...haha
those are hilarious!! but i'm not that strange. i wouldn't do that. did you come up with that on your own? 
O man, the humus got me 
Very funny though!
Very funny though!
Hahah. Some of them are pretty funny.
god damn thats funny ! LOL ! HAHA
hahaha those are soooo jokes
omg!. that's hilarious!!!
LOL Not bad. I'm still laughing.
LOL!!
Who brongs a cantoloupe with them????
Okay...interesting?
HILARIOUS! lmfao
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7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly
LOL
haha i love these "things to do" lists for places...have you seen the walmart one
lmfao. number seven is hillarious. these crack me up every time!
my favorites:
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
these always make me laugh.
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a loud fart.
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
11.Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
14.Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
these always make me laugh.
That should be one of those candid camera things.
those are really funny!! i think number 7 and 10 are the funniest!! i laughed so hard that my stomach started hurting and it felt like i couldn't breath.
ha ha..fun!
LOL
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