Did you ever play the "in bed" game with fortune cookies? (Some people use "in my pants".) Well, if not, it's basically a fun way to use your fortunes cookies that you get at the end of a meal. You simply read your fortune and add the words "in bed" to the end of it. 99% of the time, it gives it a dirty meaning.

So did anyone ever get a fortune cookie that really made the whole restaurant turn and look at you because you were laughing so hard? Post them here!

And if you need a quick fortune, go here: http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm


Here are mine:

"To be mature is to accept imperfections" ...in bed.

"There is fame in your future" ...in bed.

"'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.'" ...in bed.

"No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere" ...in bed.

" You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. " in bed

" You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.".....in bed.

This is stupid.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd...in bed

Damn Chinese people make everything make sense.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse... in bed.


How true.. ummm.. not about the bed.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to 20 without taking off your shoes..in bed.

It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not...in bed

Come in peace, Stay in peace, or leave in pieces IN BED

This fortune intentionally not included in bed.

Everything put together falls apart sooner or later in bed.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are... in bed. HAHA

The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done...in bed.

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first...in bed. ROFL

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them in bed.

I wonder what they're implying?

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing in bed.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding in bed

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to in bed. haha


why did i get so many about men?

I always do this with my fortune cookies!

arguments with furniture are rarely productive .... in bed

to get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.. in bed

common sense is not so common.. in bed

i can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.. in bed.

How interesting.

Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy... in bed.

Sounds like you won't need any Viagra in your old age.

"I like being single. I'm always there when I need me." in bed. I'm sorry... That one disserved Mr. Loool!

Sorry. I forget what I was going to say ...in bed.

Don`t get even -- get odd...in bed.

Money is the root of all wealth in bed.

Be generous without being greedy in bed.

i just got the best one tonight at dinner.


"your winsome smile will be your sure protection" - IN BED!


if only, right? LOL.

Wow, I've read in a fortune cookie once:

"When boy hug girl, force go through the hip" ...in bed

LOL..WTF? That can be inferred in sooo many different ways..