I said my girl but it was a hard decission

Damn.....damn damn damn. Keep my penis and go find another gf or save my gf and be penislessless which would suck. Hmm....im keeping my penis.

Keep my penis, if you have a GF....its gonna be hard trying to make love penisless.

If I were to say penis, then well you know the outcome of that
If I were to say my girl, I would then get a sex change and become a lesbian or something, I can't live without my manhood as a man.

But Overall I choose my penis, he was there with me the day I was born, I can't turn my back on him like that.

my Venus, please.

i asked my boyfriend this question and he said definitely his penis. i was like "really? if i lived then id feel bad because you wouldn't have your penis anymore."

Wow. That is... something. I'd feel kinda sorry if my boyfriend chose me.

if you didnt have a penis wouldn't it be pointless to have a girfriend?
hmm idk i dont have a peen

Well, girlfriends can be replaced. Put it that way.

Shiettttttttttttttt. My penis if she cant cook or make big $***,*** though.

LOL PENIX PANDA!!!!!11

i`m gonna have to say a GF ....theres more to life then just self pleasure .....i feel that through feelings with a loved one who is capable of understanding you , can give more and only enough, satisfaction needed then just masturbating .

I would choose her, but I think she would kill me for it... She loves me that much... >.>

no no no. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS????????? WHO DOESNT WANT 'EM???

AND ... WHO WOULD FEEL WIERD W/ OUT EM?

WHAT WOULD THEIR PARTNERR SAY OR FEEL ABOUR A GUY W/ OUT A PENIS ???

that's what i was thinking..
hmm, must be a hard question for the guys eh? lol.

wtf are you gonan use your penis on if theres no girls in the world?

There are enough girls out there in the world. But you only have one penis. =O

you know ....i think ill take that in consideration.

Omg, I asked Holly about this last night.. I mean I said, "Hey do you think you would be mad if I had to make the choice between keeping you or my penis... and say I chose my penis. would you be mad..."

she said, "Um... yah"

I was pretty upset... *sigh*

I thought she would want me to keep my dick... Spirtual Wing brings up a good piont... what would she tell her friends about her boy who has no penis?

Well, you could always use a strap-on...
Kidding. I would feel bad if my boyfriend chose me over Mr. Goliath

cmon, would you get your vagina cut out over your boyfriend... jeez... I wouldn't allow anyone to do that for me... >.> I wouldn't even be mad if they chose themselves...

I would say, "I love you, and I want you to keep it... ^_^"

No sir, I would not. Which is why I hope he wouldn't choose me over his genetalia. Ohhh, thinking about it makes me hurt

awww actually i take that back twice ... i dont know now . lol ... i guess i have to find a new form of self-pleasure and thats not the anus .

that is a very intresting question..if i had to make that decision for a guy i would tell him to choose his penis over his gilrfriend

Okay, now seriously, can we all be more selfish?

If it's between losing your penus or having to stop seeing your girlfriend, choose your penus, sure. But don't let her die! That's like murder :[

what if she breaks up with you within the next week?

OOppps I picked the wrong one but the Girl would have to go Sorry but it is a scrifice that need to be done!

i asked my boyfriend after i saw this and he said me but them i told them that i would feel bad because he would be penisless but i would still love him to death.. penis or no penis, lol!

^ He lied obviously..unless you can cook really well, and have your own house

chop it chop it chop it!..

naw I would keep the penis.

I love my penis.

I think i'd chose my penis. how shallow.

Honored to be quoting a legend.

I actually wouldn't blame my boyfriend if he chose to keep his penis over me.

Well, first thought would let him keep his penis, but if i have to die for him to keep it i'd cut it off myself.

hahahaha.



in all reality I'd be really mad if my husband chose his penis over me but at the same time i don't think we'd have as much fun without it =[ but i still wouldn't want to die for his penis lol

Exactly what I was thinking.



What happens if she dumps you because you don't have a penis?



ROFL @ the strap on.


I would want my boyfriend to chose his penis.

wow, some guys actually voted their girlfriend?

i'm impressed,
round of applause for all of yah.

You arent a man, if you dont got a penis. And you can always find another girfriend. Haha.

Lol, well we know what you look for in a relationship

& judging by all these answers I guess it's settled when the penis snatching, girlfriend killing monsters come, it's time to grab a friend and head for the hills guys.

hehe. i would pick my bff, my weeenerr

What's the point of a girlfriend when you don't have a penis?

Penis all the way.

Way gay.

I would definitely keep my penis. There are always going to be girls out there. You can't replace a penis.

Wow. I can't believe some guys actually chose their girlfriend. It seems so obvious. I'd definitely say yes to keeping my penis. No doubt.

Bros before hoes.

HAHA @ these lovelings! Come on! Your penis or your girlfriend and you choose your girlfriend? Do you not think that your gf might actually leave you after a while without sex? Do you know how embarrassing a guy without a penis is?

My boyfriend will DEFINITELY choose his penis over me ANY DAY and I understand and support him! I don't want a penisless life. Sure, there's more to life than 'pleasure' but life without pleasure is pathetic.

i dont have a gf, &they are only temporary, so yeah.

After looking at this a second time, I think we ALL misunderstood the question.

I think he meant if you had to choose between your penis and the life of his girlfriend.

Meaning, she would have to die.

Yes. My girlfriend will be dieing. No doubt.