marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack.
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM
What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a guy comes up from behind trying to put him to sleep he has some skills to get out of it. Unlike Jack the captured and beaten to near death Bauer.
marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 12:40 PM

?!
But Jack will always find a way to get out if it. Either that, or it's part of the plan.
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 12:47 PM
I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is part of a plan XD.
marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as hard.
EddieV
Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
I vote for Tony Jaa.
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 12:51 PM
Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes the earth down oooo!!!
But seriously Jack has little to none fighting skills compared to Chuck. If they were to fight i believe it would be like watching Mike Tyson fighting a 5 year old.
marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 12:53 PM
Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing.
Kathleen
Aug 5 2006, 01:08 PM
Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched "24" too much.. Hrm. Then again, I really have watched about one episode of "Walker Texas Ranger."
I'll go with Jack, though. I mean, Chuck got the bridge. The least we can give Jack is this poll.
RiC3xBoy
Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
digital.fragrance
Aug 5 2006, 01:58 PM
Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are sexy.
Not to mention that he named his kitten "Chuck" cuz he's a pussy.
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 02:16 PM
Le pout. Wheres my back up!?
technicolour
Aug 5 2006, 02:34 PM
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM)

Le pout. Wheres my back up!?
Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer!
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?!
RiC3xBoy
Aug 5 2006, 02:38 PM
Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who Jack Bauer is.
technicolour
Aug 5 2006, 03:32 PM
That's sad Kevin. Very sad.
RiC3xBoy
Aug 5 2006, 03:44 PM
Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.
marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM)

Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer!
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?!
Yes! Year of the Bauer!

Actually, I think that's one of those facts. Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Or maybe it was Batman...
Kathleen
Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM)

Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.
I'm sorry, but that's sad.
technicolour
Aug 5 2006, 03:48 PM
Well clearly they dont know who saves the world every fall television season. Tsk tsk.
marzipan
Aug 5 2006, 03:49 PM
It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now.
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 04:04 PM
I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......
yrrnotelekktric
Aug 5 2006, 04:06 PM
^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is, so Chuck Norris.
RiC3xBoy
Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM
I take it back, Vin Diesel > All.
digital.fragrance
Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM
^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on FOX -
The Website
technicolour
Aug 5 2006, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM)

I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......
Sure you can.
The CSI team solves murders in one hour. Why can't Jack save the world in a day?
digital.fragrance
Aug 5 2006, 04:14 PM
^ True. True.
And if Jack Bauer didn't save the world in the time frame that he did, the world would definitely be gone.... imploded... deviod of life.
Kathleen
Aug 5 2006, 04:15 PM
Blaqheartedstar
Aug 5 2006, 06:09 PM
um... not a Chuck Norris fan and plus jack is teh hottness, and can kick major ass
i vote for jack
T0rmented_Soul
Aug 5 2006, 06:12 PM
Go Chuck Norris..don't know who jack bauer is either

soooo yeahhhh
digital.fragrance
Aug 5 2006, 06:14 PM
^ you need to rent 24 at blockbuster - it's the bomb.. and you're vote would change
KissMe2408
Aug 5 2006, 06:28 PM
Chuck Norris!!
lol
But I've never watched 24 so I guess it's not really fair.
But if it makes you feel better I find Keith Sutherland a much better actor!
Statues/Shadows
Aug 5 2006, 11:22 PM
Oh come on, Chuck Norris pwns everyone.
Then again band camp this year basically was an entire week of Chuck Norris jokes...
Just2Fresh
Aug 5 2006, 11:23 PM
Look who's winnin. Chucky!!!
ryfitaDF
Aug 6 2006, 12:53 PM
there are actually 10 circles of hell. the 10th is located in satan's a-hole. it's reserved for those who question the greatness of chuck norris.
Just2Fresh
Aug 6 2006, 12:55 PM
Jack who!? He did what? Lame, look at Chuck starting to pull away hahaha. We should make a Chuck Norris fan club.
ryfitaDF
Aug 6 2006, 02:27 PM
^ why not just join the church?
Just2Fresh
Aug 6 2006, 03:57 PM
Or that too hahaha.
short_dark_hair
Aug 6 2006, 07:09 PM
Oooh the score is even.
VOTE BAUER!
nopattern
Aug 6 2006, 07:16 PM
chuck beats everything/everyone, sry2say.
digital.fragrance
Aug 7 2006, 01:53 PM
oh man, you guys need to see Jack Bauer in action.
Just2Fresh
Aug 7 2006, 01:59 PM
I have and it put me to sleep!
digital.fragrance
Aug 7 2006, 02:00 PM
^ no way.
Jack Bauer flew an airplne in the luggage compartment.
No lie - it was in season 5
danginja
Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM
Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.
technicolour
Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM
People are whacked. Church Norris is old. He's "dead". BRING ON THE YEAR OF JACK ALREADY!
marzipan
Aug 7 2006, 02:04 PM
Chuck Norris sucks. What's so great about him!? Yeah, so what? All he does is karate. Jack can do so much more.
Jack pwns little Chuckie into the dust.
Just2Fresh
Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM
Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!!
digital.fragrance
Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM
^ we're just CraAzy!

QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 3:02 PM)

Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.
Jack played Russian Roulette and won - I don't think Chuck did that.
and Jack has technology... guns, computers, satellite... more than just Chuck's roundhouse kicks.
technicolour
Aug 7 2006, 02:09 PM
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 7 2006, 2:06 PM)

Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!!
Well, fine, do I need to start drawing one then?
digital.fragrance
Aug 7 2006, 02:10 PM
^ I did during English class last year ....
marzipan
Aug 7 2006, 02:11 PM
QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 2:02 PM)

Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.
hmph.

Chuck has gone down on the entertainment scale to lousy commercials.
Jack is in an ongoing popular series, AND he's going to be in the 24 movie.
Beat that, Chuckie!
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