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marzipan
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack. rolleyes.gif
Just2Fresh
What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a guy comes up from behind trying to put him to sleep he has some skills to get out of it. Unlike Jack the captured and beaten to near death Bauer.
marzipan
ohmy.gif ?!

But Jack will always find a way to get out if it. Either that, or it's part of the plan. ph34r.gif
Just2Fresh
I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is part of a plan XD.
marzipan
Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as hard.
EddieV
I vote for Tony Jaa.
Just2Fresh
Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes the earth down oooo!!!

But seriously Jack has little to none fighting skills compared to Chuck. If they were to fight i believe it would be like watching Mike Tyson fighting a 5 year old.
marzipan
Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing.
Kathleen
Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched "24" too much.. Hrm. Then again, I really have watched about one episode of "Walker Texas Ranger." XD.gif I'll go with Jack, though. I mean, Chuck got the bridge. The least we can give Jack is this poll.
RiC3xBoy
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
digital.fragrance
Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are sexy.

Not to mention that he named his kitten "Chuck" cuz he's a pussy.
Just2Fresh
Le pout. Wheres my back up!?
technicolour
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM) *
Le pout. Wheres my back up!?



Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer!

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.


Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?!
RiC3xBoy
Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who Jack Bauer is.
technicolour
That's sad Kevin. Very sad.
RiC3xBoy
Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.
marzipan
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM) *
Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer!

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?!

Yes! Year of the Bauer! laugh.gif

Actually, I think that's one of those facts. Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. shrug.gif Or maybe it was Batman...
Kathleen
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM) *
Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.

I'm sorry, but that's sad. console.gif
technicolour
Well clearly they dont know who saves the world every fall television season. Tsk tsk.
marzipan
It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now. mellow.gif
Just2Fresh
I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......
yrrnotelekktric
^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is, so Chuck Norris.
RiC3xBoy
I take it back, Vin Diesel > All.
digital.fragrance
^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on FOX - The Website
technicolour
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM) *
I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......



Sure you can.

The CSI team solves murders in one hour. Why can't Jack save the world in a day?
digital.fragrance
^ True. True.
And if Jack Bauer didn't save the world in the time frame that he did, the world would definitely be gone.... imploded... deviod of life.
Kathleen
QUOTE(marzipan @ Aug 5 2006, 4:49 PM) *
It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now. mellow.gif

HAHA. throb.gif That's so funny. XD.gif
Blaqheartedstar
um... not a Chuck Norris fan and plus jack is teh hottness, and can kick major ass
i vote for jack
T0rmented_Soul
Go Chuck Norris..don't know who jack bauer is either XD.gif soooo yeahhhh
digital.fragrance
^ you need to rent 24 at blockbuster - it's the bomb.. and you're vote would change
KissMe2408
Chuck Norris!!

lol

But I've never watched 24 so I guess it's not really fair.
But if it makes you feel better I find Keith Sutherland a much better actor!
Statues/Shadows
Oh come on, Chuck Norris pwns everyone.

Then again band camp this year basically was an entire week of Chuck Norris jokes...
Just2Fresh
Look who's winnin. Chucky!!!
ryfitaDF
there are actually 10 circles of hell. the 10th is located in satan's a-hole. it's reserved for those who question the greatness of chuck norris.
Just2Fresh
Jack who!? He did what? Lame, look at Chuck starting to pull away hahaha. We should make a Chuck Norris fan club.
ryfitaDF
^ why not just join the church?
Just2Fresh
Or that too hahaha.
short_dark_hair
Oooh the score is even.


VOTE BAUER!
nopattern
chuck beats everything/everyone, sry2say.
digital.fragrance
oh man, you guys need to see Jack Bauer in action.
Just2Fresh
I have and it put me to sleep!
digital.fragrance
^ no way.

Jack Bauer flew an airplne in the luggage compartment.
No lie - it was in season 5
danginja
Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.
technicolour
People are whacked. Church Norris is old. He's "dead". BRING ON THE YEAR OF JACK ALREADY!
marzipan
Chuck Norris sucks. What's so great about him!? Yeah, so what? All he does is karate. Jack can do so much more.

Jack pwns little Chuckie into the dust.
Just2Fresh
Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!!
digital.fragrance
^ we're just CraAzy! _smile.gif


QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 3:02 PM) *
Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.


Jack played Russian Roulette and won - I don't think Chuck did that.

and Jack has technology... guns, computers, satellite... more than just Chuck's roundhouse kicks.
technicolour
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 7 2006, 2:06 PM) *
Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. Like search and destory anyone who isnt a Jack Loser fan. Anyway does Jack have his own cartoon? I THINK NOT. CHUCK DID!!



Well, fine, do I need to start drawing one then?
digital.fragrance
^ I did during English class last year ....
marzipan
QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 2:02 PM) *
Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. And Chuck Norris has a bowflex commercial what does jack bauer have? A stupid 1 hour show haha. (I like 24) But Chuck Norris wins.

hmph. rolleyes.gif

Chuck has gone down on the entertainment scale to lousy commercials.

Jack is in an ongoing popular series, AND he's going to be in the 24 movie.

Beat that, Chuckie!
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