Full Version: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
The only time I see Chuch Norris on television is when he's doing those stupid fitness workout infomercials. Oooh yeah! PWNED!
Chuck did way more in his career but i don't remember so much cause I was a youngin. But yeah Jack is getting up there slowly but surely. But I still think Chuck wins for expierence and he can still give a mean Karate Chop.
Dude....
Jack pwns all.
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EXPERIENCE:
Department of Defense, Washington DC – Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense
CTU – Director of Field Operations, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU – Former Special Agent in Charge, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
Los Angeles PD - Special Weapons and Tactics
EDUCATION:
LASD - Basic SWAT School
Master of Science, Criminology and Law - University of California (Berkeley)
Bachelor of Arts, English Literature - University of California (Los Angeles)
Special Forces Operations Training Course
MILTARY:
US Army - Combat Applications Group,
Delta Force Counter Terrorist Group
Department of Defense, Washington DC – Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense
CTU – Director of Field Operations, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU – Former Special Agent in Charge, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
Los Angeles PD - Special Weapons and Tactics
EDUCATION:
LASD - Basic SWAT School
Master of Science, Criminology and Law - University of California (Berkeley)
Bachelor of Arts, English Literature - University of California (Los Angeles)
Special Forces Operations Training Course
MILTARY:
US Army - Combat Applications Group,
Delta Force Counter Terrorist Group
Jack pwns all.
CHUCK NORRIS will just Karate Chop a Bomb and it will be defused and the world will be saved. Duh.
Jack will dissapear in two years after the movie. Then he will be a nobody. Chuck will never go away. He's Walker Texas Ranger. That show alone has been played over and over way more than 24 has episodes.
^ Wanna bet? A channel here quit playing Walker reruns so that they COULD play 24 reruns.
^ Every Chuck fan at school admitted Jack Bauer's supremacy
But no matter how many times they shoe 24 reruns walker will always be ahead because his reruns have been on for years!!
Things tend to die the older they get.
Who wants to watch 1 hour show re-runs? I'd rather watch a 30 minute climatix episode
Yes they tend to die when they get older but this is CHUCK NORRIS! He has a cartoon show on cartoon network at 5 in the morning. Work out commercials on 24/7 and Walker reruns on 24/7. Jack cant beat that.
Work out commercials 24/7? He has them on at 3 in the morning when barely anyones awake.
Yeah, and with a woman who is stuck in the 80s clothing wise.
>.> well it doesnt matter because Chuck is winning.
Okay, well you know what's strange? My friend is obessed with Chuck Norris, and right when he told me I saw this topic. Mhm 
. I don't know which I like more. Hmm...Chuck Norris I guess? Since my friend likes him. >>; But I don't know who they are. ;P
. I don't know which I like more. Hmm...Chuck Norris I guess? Since my friend likes him. >>; But I don't know who they are. ;P
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 1:11 PM) 
Hahaha hilarious.
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 4:11 PM)
hahahahahahahaha!
^Oh jesus. Funny thing is that im seeing all these Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer adds in the little ad section. Funny stuff. Oh and its 10 to 8 Chucks up!
^ not for long 
Jack will win!
Jack will win!
We will see when i get back who has won. Hehe see you guys in 2weeks.
jack bauer PWNS. and what kind of gay name is chuck norris any way? huh? jack bauer WILL kick those ninja butts. and he'll do it way cooler than chuck norris would have.
^ Duh!
That's common knowledge.
Bad thing is, he's losing now...
That's common knowledge.
Bad thing is, he's losing now...
No. You simply cannot beat Chuck Norris. No matter how many sigs or avs you make, no matter how much you worship Jack, it is simply not possible.
Chuck Norris FTW.
Chuck Norris FTW.
What's so special about Chuck anyways?
^ All he does is roundhouse kick people. And the occasional REAAALLLY slow backspin.
That's so lame.
That's so lame.
He's like Jackie Chan. Or Jet Li. (Chuck Norris, that is)
So you mean to tell me that if you locked Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer in a ring, you all really believe that Jack would come out on top?
Chuck Norris, all the way. The dude has indian spirits on his side, I don't care how many bombs you defuse or nuclear fallouts you prevent, Chuck Norris has done 2 times as many in every season of Walker Texas Ranger, and you can't beat the Indians.
Chuck Norris, all the way. The dude has indian spirits on his side, I don't care how many bombs you defuse or nuclear fallouts you prevent, Chuck Norris has done 2 times as many in every season of Walker Texas Ranger, and you can't beat the Indians.
Jack Bauer unseated the President of the United States
Yea, after Chuck Norris kicked the seat out from under him.
See?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for is his KICKS!
Jack Bauer can do so much more.
And is that tatoo real?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for is his KICKS!
Jack Bauer can do so much more.
And is that tatoo real?
Jack Bauer can't do much more when Chuck Norris connects with a roundhouse kick to his face. Besides, Chuck Norris can do a lot more, he has a gun, he hardly uses it...thats restraint, because he is a Ninja master.
Yea, it's very real, lol.
Yea, it's very real, lol.
Well, sometimes bullets are faster than the infamous round house kicks.
And hot tattoo. Does it have a special meaning or something?
And hot tattoo. Does it have a special meaning or something?
And Chuck Norris is faster then bullets.
Yea, it's a tribal wave pattern that is on a ring that I always wear. It represents my connection with the ocean, since I've bodyboarded for 6 years and surfed for 4. The 4 triangles represent N, S, E, W like in a compass, because like my sig says "Life Is A Journey". Sometimes we all get lost and need directions.
I designed it myself.
Yea, it's a tribal wave pattern that is on a ring that I always wear. It represents my connection with the ocean, since I've bodyboarded for 6 years and surfed for 4. The 4 triangles represent N, S, E, W like in a compass, because like my sig says "Life Is A Journey". Sometimes we all get lost and need directions.
I designed it myself.
That is one awesome tattoo. Even cooler since you designed it.
And how is Chuck faster than bullets? And I dont see Chuck saving the WORLD! No, he's only saving, Texas. Which is always in need of saving. Since, I'm from Texas and all.
And how is Chuck faster than bullets? And I dont see Chuck saving the WORLD! No, he's only saving, Texas. Which is always in need of saving. Since, I'm from Texas and all.
i think chuck norris is hot. 
See, exactly my point. Chuck Norris has a full time job. Jack Bauer doesn't. He just comes in to save the world. Chuck Norris stops crime before it gets to the point of threatening the world. He stops it in Texas.
btw-Thanks for the tattoo comments, much appreciated. It's nice to get some feedback.
btw-Thanks for the tattoo comments, much appreciated. It's nice to get some feedback.
^ He has a full time job - he's been Director of the Counter-Terroist Unit, Field Ops Director, Special Assistant to the Department of Defense.. the list goes on and on....
And he used to run missions for the CIA
And he used to run missions for the CIA
Sounds like he's over compensating for something. No man should have that many titles. They need just one.
Walker, Texas Ranger.
Walker, Texas Ranger.
^ He's had a lot fo titles too - think about his movies.
Jack Bauer kept being moved around because he disregarded protocol... which made some people mad.
Jack Bauer kept being moved around because he disregarded protocol... which made some people mad.
Besides, those aren't full time jobs. By full time I mean 24/7. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. The Ranger is on call, all the time; always.
=P
=P
Jack Bauer is always on call - he's pulled 48 hours of no-sleep. And saved the world.
Chuck Norris has just one title. Awesome.
And there is no room for disregards to protocol. One who does such things lacks discipline. Chuck Norris does not lack these things, for they come with years of kicking butt.
48 hours?? One time I heard that Chuck Norris held his breath for 48 hours.
lol...this is getting ridiculous.
And there is no room for disregards to protocol. One who does such things lacks discipline. Chuck Norris does not lack these things, for they come with years of kicking butt.
48 hours?? One time I heard that Chuck Norris held his breath for 48 hours.
lol...this is getting ridiculous.
I'm laughing...!
wow...were still on this topic...
old people > young people.
old people > young people.
lol, yea, this is keeping me entertained at work, lol. Although people walk by behind me and ask me whats up with the picture in my signature, lol.
See? Ninjas support Chuck Norris. You can't kill a Ninja; therefore Chuck Norris can't be defeated, even in meaningless CB polls. Victory is sweet.
See? Ninjas support Chuck Norris. You can't kill a Ninja; therefore Chuck Norris can't be defeated, even in meaningless CB polls. Victory is sweet.
*sigh*
I've come to this conclusion.
Whatever.
I've come to this conclusion.
Whatever.
It's alright Chuck Norris will make everything all better with his karate chop action. =]
I think thats a win. =P
Christ, all he ever does is Karate. That went out about 6000 years ago.
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