OK.

Jack takes 24 hours to finish his mission

Chuck Norris takes 30 minutes.

I think karate saves a lot of time.

^ But Chuck isn't doing anything important. He just kicks around a few bad guys.

JACK saves the world.

'-'

*weighs options*

a few guys......the world

world = 6 billion-ish people
chuck norris' enemies= 5 at the most



Oh hum. What do we have here.

World > Chuck Norris' enemies

But Jack only saves the United States. Not the world. =(

In 30 minutes Chuck saves a few people and how many episodes has he had in his life time? That is a lot of 30 minutes.

He saved Russia last season.

Im pretty sure he saved some other country too.

And he helped stop a NUKE! The whole WORLD would be effected by a nuke!

Chuck Norris: The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.

The Jews gave him that award? Wow?

Jack got nothing from the Jewish community. =O

As I stated before. Jack Bauer sits back and waits until the bad guys get all big and powerful. How many times do you think Chuck Norris has thrawrted bad guys who would have ended up with a nuke, chemical weapons, etc. bent on world destruction; just by simply stopping them in Texas. That's nipping the probably in the bud, that's getting to the root of the problem before it becomes a problem.

Or you could be lazy, like Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer=Lazy.

i admit that i use to watch chucks shows... but 24 is teh best and saving the united states in a high action season beats chuck's 30 min shows of just saving a few people....

They are supposedly making a Chuck Norris bridge.

What? Where?

Here is the link for the article

HUNGARY!

European people dont know any better.