Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:03 AM
Why do people run off when you need them the most? My boyfriend for almost 2 years (we've been going on and off) broke up with me RIGHT NOW.
The point is, he was mad because I wasn't telling him much about my life. I'm a little depressed (hard to believe), I threatened my parents with a knife and things got out of hand. He was mad and broke up with me because I didn't let him into my 'life'. I told him what happened with the knife and he broke up with me

I went to another forum and many people were talking about their loved ones letting them down. Humans are mean creatures! I hope they all get killed by Aliens. I hope they kill ALL OF YOU!
The question is; what will you do if Aliens invaded the earth? I'll join the Alien army and help kill Humans. I'll marry an Alien and have Hual (Human + Alien) kids.
liquidize
Aug 2 2006, 09:08 AM
I have to say, that is the funny story. Not to be heartless but,
threaten parents with knife!1!! ===> Boyfriend breaks up with you?!?!
It would be pretty scary though now that i've thought it over a little, because if you can threaten your parents who gave you life with a knife, what would you do to a boyfriend who did you wrong?
Lets wait and see!
I'd save myself, but in reality I think the hormone crazed teenagers will go around having sex with everything, then the senile old people will stock up ammunitions and have their fortresses. The middle aged people will be just stuck in another mid life crisis. I put my money on the senile senior citizens!
Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:13 AM
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:08 PM)

I have to say, that is the funny story. Not to be heartless but,
threaten parents with knife!1!! ===> Boyfriend breaks up with you?!?!
It would be pretty scary though now that i've thought it over a little, because if you can threaten your parents who gave you life with a knife, what would you do to a boyfriend who did you wrong?
Lets wait and see!
I did it so they'lld stop fighting but it worked for a while. The fact is, HE KNOWS I did it on purpose but he still left me.
QUOTE
I'd save myself, but in reality I think the hormone crazed teenagers will go around having sex with everything, then the senile old people will stock up ammunitions and have their fortresses. The middle aged people will be just stuck in another mid life crisis. I put my money on the senile senior citizens!
I hope they kill you! You're TOO human.
EddieV
Aug 2 2006, 09:14 AM
Aliens can't invade the Earth, my superior fleet of Venator Class Star Destroyers will defend the Earth from anything that comes. And if they fail, we have Jedi and Jedi Starfighters.
Jeng
Aug 2 2006, 09:15 AM
id build my own thingy to defend myself,and while the aliens are killing off everyone, i grab all the weapons i could and when they come to gget me,ill shoot them and kill them.
heheh jk iono!
ill dress up as an alien and pretend to be them adn pretend to kill everyone, well ill probably kill all them sl*ts and them people but ill pretend to kill people and then save them and hide them in a safe place.
Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:15 AM
Eddie, I think not. Green people are powerful!
EddieV
Aug 2 2006, 09:16 AM
We have the Death Star, and plus, a lot of Jedi in the order aren't human.
Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:18 AM
Actually, I'm talking of the Aliens in my planet, they're pretty strong.
Ington
Aug 2 2006, 09:20 AM
Two words.
Psychological warfare.
I'm going to build the worlds largest speakers and blast Napalm Death into the stratosphere. Lets see aliens get through that.
liquidize
Aug 2 2006, 09:20 AM
Black Aliens?
Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:21 AM
^ Don't underestimate the Aliens in my world.
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:20 PM)

Black Aliens?
Green Aliens.
liquidize
Aug 2 2006, 09:23 AM
Green is too enviornmental friendly.
Black is good, black people, black wallstreet, black dog, black shit, black mario, oreos
EddieV
Aug 2 2006, 09:23 AM
The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers.
Nymphetamine
Aug 2 2006, 09:26 AM
QUOTE(liquidize @ Aug 2 2006, 4:23 PM)

Green is too enviornmental friendly.
Black is good, black people, black wallstreet, black dog, black shit, black mario, oreos
Green is better. Green people, green poop, green pee, green blood, green pubic hair.
Besides, we already have black people, black dog, black shit . . .
baby_in_blue
Aug 2 2006, 01:56 PM
i would do you what you would do too.
StanleyThePanda
Aug 2 2006, 01:57 PM
Hm.. idk why people do that, its lame though
Freaky Krazer
Aug 2 2006, 01:58 PM
no, men are evil. I can't wait till women evolve into amazons and kill off men.
woot for lesbian relationships
Smoogrish
Aug 2 2006, 01:59 PM
If aliens invaded the Earth, I suppose I'd make friends. Assuming they were friendly aliens, of course. If they were violent aliens, I'd move to Kansas, build a bunker, hire as many bodyguards as I could, and start stockpiling weapons.

QUOTE(No Fear @ Aug 2 2006, 10:23 AM)

The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers.
That's pretty mean.

But what if the ninjas were allied with the aliens?!
parallel
Aug 2 2006, 02:00 PM
QUOTE(No Fear @ Aug 2 2006, 7:23 AM)

The Jedi Order are trained to use the Force, we can create Force Storms around your alien ships before they can even reach Earth, not to mention being fired by our Star Destroyers.
Oh jeeeeezzzz
But haha to the Hual part.
SarahxJoy
Aug 2 2006, 02:01 PM
I think your boyfriend had good reason to break up with you.

But anyway, if aliens invaded the earth, I'd call Mel Gibson.
oXMuhNirvanaXo
Aug 2 2006, 02:02 PM
QUOTE(Freaky Krazer @ Aug 2 2006, 2:58 PM)

no, men are evil. I can't wait till women evolve into amazons and kill off men.
woot for lesbian relationships
This will happen. I sware.
goodcharlotte
Aug 2 2006, 04:01 PM
Wait hold up. I thought Aliens were blue. I thought they drove blue corvettes and had blue windows.
Freaky Krazer
Aug 2 2006, 09:07 PM
^nope, they're green and drove round aircrafts
Stefan The Sex God
Aug 2 2006, 09:40 PM
hmm
not really my business, BUT YOU THREATENED YOUR PARENTS WITH A KNIFE!?!??!
Maybe you scared him?
I dont know.
But humans are Evil creatures, usually.
They care about nothing but themselves.
LOOK AT BUSH
Anyways
If aliens did invade the earth.
I would give them drugs.
and then they wouldnt kill us, BECAUSE TEY WOULD BE ADDICTED, and they need humans to maek the drugs.
so they cant kill us, CUSS HUMANS HAVE THE SECRETS TO MAKING DRUGSSS
^_^
ichigofan
Aug 2 2006, 11:38 PM
Hmm I see why he broke up with you...Schizo! anyways if aliens invaded the earth would be cool, i doubt theyll kill us but you never know
Shahin
Aug 2 2006, 11:42 PM
How you about to threaten your family witta knife...then not tell your bf what your thinking and then expect him not to dump ur crazy ass.
Edit// hey jus to let ppl know...i dint look at any other posts in this thread so if i missed something, let me know
KissMe2408
Aug 2 2006, 11:44 PM
I'm sorry about your boyfriend breaking up with you, That's tough.
Sounds like life at home isn't too hott. You're probably depressed and anxious, and i'm really sorry about everything that has been going on. Your boyfriend probably felt scared and overwhelmed about everything, you know. It sounded like you really depended on him for emotional support, and maybe he just needed to break away from things to get himself together. But if you guys have been on and off for 2 years, there might be a chance of you guys getting back together. Please just take care of yourself first, and your relationship with your parents, and then worry about boyfriend problems. Again, sorry things are so rough.
If you ever need to talk to someone or vent, I'm a PM away. I understand about this kinda stuff, grew up with it. And ironically, I had a boyfriend that broke up with me too because of family problems.
If aliens invaded the earth......then I'd grab Will Smith & Jeff Goldblum to save us, har har. lol. Love that movie <3
I'll leave this in the Lounge, though this could sorta go in relationships. You know, except the whole Alien comment ha.
clarity
Aug 2 2006, 11:50 PM
he broke up with you?
after you did what he asked?
hes so not worth it.
bleh we are selfish idiots, arn't we?
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