What is the dumbest pick up line any one has said to you

i do not get pick up lines :(

^i don't either

HAHAHA that's pretty lame.. But I get the retarded ones. Like:

"My place or yours?"

"I Lost my #, Can I have yours?"
or
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven".




He was joking, of course. Trying to be cheesy. It worked.

Hahahaha. I don't get pickup lines T_T

"How old are you?
"Thirteen"
"Daaaaamn. I thought you were 18 at least. I'm 21."
"..Oh.."
[stares at me]
"I really wish you would've lied to me. Damn."

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Not much of a pickup line, but memorable to say the least.

- Was your father a terrorist? Because you're a bomb.

It isn't mine, I got it off the internet.

"Okay, we just made eye contact, and that's like third base for me. Would you make me the happiest man alive and shake my hand?"

This was while I was working.. Poor guy.

i dont get pick of lines...but the pick up lines ^ is like really funni..and stupid..

I.. don't get pick up lines. Unless it's a guy friend joking around.

so baby how do you want your eggs for tomorrow
scrambled or fertilized.

i may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bedrock.

"So um, how'd you like to see my rubix cube? "

Completely lame, but hey, it worked. Four months and going strong.

I really like it when they hit you up with a fobby accent. Thats an A for effort in my book.

HAHA

this guy used a pickup line on me once but i forgot it.
and then i started laughing like crazy and he walked back to his friends.

i dont get pick lines ; i get

-"hey baby"
-they whistle
-they 'psssss'

Mann, seriously, that one is funny.

We have played around with pick-up lines, but nothing was said for real.

Pick up lines are dumb they never work unless it's a ho or sumthin. lol jk

I wouldn't say this pick up line is dumb, but here goes.

him: Hey Lib, you've taken calculus right?
me: yea.
him: So you'll understand what I mean when I say,


I think it's kinda korney & disgusting in a mathematical way.

after one of my football game a girl was like "let me get your jersey?"

then i was like "what about next weeks game, what am i going to wear?"

then she said.. "nooo your jersey, as in your name and number ;-) ."

Um... how about... "will you go out with me?"... some girl said that to me once, and I had never met her in my life... I didn't even know her name... I guess if I were to use a pick up line I would say.... "Hi my name is Josh, what's yours?" or if I wanted to hang out and get to know someone I would say, "Would you mind going out for lunch sometime?"

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^thats lame though.
okay nevermind since you editted it.



lol, someone actually used those on me once.
I just looked at them oddly and inched away.

if i created the alphabet i would put u and i together...

and of course the, did it hurt?....did what hurt?....when you fell from heaven cuz surely you are an angel....


and my favorite one was when i went into a mexican restaurant and i when i turned around i had almost the whole staff staring...then i went into the back to use the restroom and the guy walked out and said, "aye mami you are beautiful" not the typical pick up but still made me blush...

then there was when i broke my toaster and i was on the phone with my boyfriend, and said well all my toast is black and hotter then hell. and he said...just like you like your men....

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whts lame?

maybe i should say... "Hey honey, whats your story.. would you like a nice f**kin tonight?"

Or how about...

"I would like to try you on like a flesh tuxito"

I lost my number,can I have yours?

"you're a slice of cutie pie"

hahah.

"I like what you are wearing, It would look nice on my bead room flood."

I have gotten one when this guy has said i was like his bank and he wanted to spend me or something like that

"Your like my little bank, I want to put a quater in and turn you on..."

Hahah...on the weekend this one guy asked me what the best toothpaste was when I was in the toothpaste aisle.

This other guy asked me what the best way to cook a chicken was...

Meh. Those were crap.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

They piss?