*Opens legs*, do you see THAT hole?

My legs are closed..you are the one with you legs open...I will not sleep with you so my mom can kill me

You already slept with me, so you're dead anyways! Kathleen'll kill you!!

I never slept with you..she will kill you after i show her those nude photos of you and james

Oh, hahaha! She'll kill you, me and James! Woooot!

You first..probably

Then you! Haha! Lets have fun before we die.

okay...

Kathleen is going to butcher your ass first

I feel like raping your fine ass.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It feels sooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

there is someone spying on us...

WHO?

i dont know what's going on

hi im new at this and i just started not to long ago today and i am so confused on how to make a layout could someone help me out here? thanks <3

Wrong forum firstly.

Secondly, I believe there is some tutorials for making layouts here.
What kind of layouts? Myspace? Xanga?

Sandra is cheating on kathleen with me

thats a little odd...kathleen is your MOM

sounds like a twisted soap opera

im so bored. someone entertain me

shouldn`t this be in a help thread?

hi guys

do u think leather shoes taste good?
yes/no

Hmm. it tate just like chicken

hahahahah that picture is awesome

but leather is from cows

the interwebz is loading really slow today so im going to go now

good night

i had no idea that leather was from cows

they smell good though.

i am so bored

Its like the march of dimes, the way I march with Dimes.

gjhjhf

See me in your city sitting pretty know I'm shining dog
Riding with a couple latin broads in the china doll
And you know how we ball
Riding in shiny cars
Walk in designer malls
Buy everything he saw
You know about me dog
Don't talk about me dog
And if you doubt me dog
You better out me dog
I'm throwed off slightly brah
Don't wanna fight me brah
I'm fast as lightning brah
You better use your Nike's brah
Know you don't like me cause
Your bitch most likely does
She see me on them dubs
In front of every club
I be on dro I'm buzzed
Gave every hoe a hug
Niggaz don't show me mugs
Cause you don't know me cuz

I am hungry..i am going to eat you all

Im so icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The heart may hold dear that which it desires
Or it may release desire to the mind
And let such decide.

Nevertheless, there is but one truth-
The truth of one's self
And what you know and believe.

LOL thats hot.

^^

i am liking those undies

^ LMAO. hahahhaha.
i bet they wore them on the set.
hahahahhhaah. and i bet gandalf was
like.. at the same time

I hate people who carry cB on their heads as if they've got nothing else to do. People are too damn serious! I'm taking a break.

what? you're leaving?

SANDRA DON'T GO.

Hm.. We are getting closer.

Indeed. It'll probably be finished by tonight. GAH IT WON'T LET ME IN THE CHAT.

oh my
it is rather close.

only 7 more pages to go

HAPPINESS IS FINDING A PENCIL.
PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE
TELLING THE TIME.
HAPPINESS IS LEARNING TO WHISTLE.
TYING YOUR SHOE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

HAPPINESS IS PLAYING THE DRUM IN YOUR OWN SCHOOL BAND.
AND HAPPINESS IS WALKING HAND IN HAND.
HAPPINESS IS TWO KINDS OF ICE CREAM.
KNOWING A SECRET.
CLIMBING A TREE.
HAPPINESS IS FIVE DIFFERENT CRAYONS.
CATCHING A FIREFLY.
SETTING HIM FREE.

HAPPINESS IS BEING ALONE EVERY NOW AND THEN.
AND HAPPINESS IS COMING HOME AGAIN.
HAPPINESS IS MORNING AND EVENING,
DAY TIME AND NIGHT TIME TOO.
FOR HAPPINESS IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT'S LOVED BY YOU.

HAPPINESS IS HAVING A SISTER.
SHARING A SANDWICH.
GETTING ALONG.
HAPPINESS IS SINGING TOGETHER WHEN DAY IS THROUGH,
AND HAPPINESS IS THOSE WHO SING WITH YOU.
HAPPINESS IS MORNING AND EVENING,
DAYTIME AND NIGHTTIME TOO.
FOR HAPPINESS IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT'S LOVED BY YOU.

does that make you happy?

My icon looks odd. Hmm.

no it's cute

yay haha page 95 wats up everyone? =]

Ohhhhh, we're getting close!! Is it the first person to get to 101, or all the people on 101?

do you play tennis?

OMG i love tennis (really high pitched annoying vioce)