This makes me chuckle everytime:

To Blink182's "All the Small Things" (Spring break)

Spring break, that year
Went out and bought beer
Cashier grabbed me, took my fake ID
Wait a second man
You don't understand
That picture is me with a turban and a tan
My my my my my my my my my my my my name's Mohammad\





To Five For Fighting's "Superman": (Winter Olympics)

I can go downhill
On the icy snow
Dressed up in my unitard
Where else can I go
I'm only a man
On two skinny red skis
Instead of cologne
I'm wearing antifreeze
I can't even tell
If I'm winning the race
Because snot is frozen on my face
It's not easy
To downhill ski