-I didn't make the commentaries-
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(omg!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Hahahaha, that's great 
I love those
I love those
interesting stuff 
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 25 2004, 12:38 AM)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
Mwahahahahhahahahaha.
*gigglesnort*
hahahahha funnny!!!!!!.... really> cat's urine glow under black light??? really?? mayb i should try that som other day.. get a black light and tell a cat to urinate.. hahahhaha
anyways,... good stuff!
anyways,... good stuff!
Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)
im left handed!
haha anyways those were great! lol
i also wanna be a pig
dear god..
make me a pig in my next life
dear god..
make me a pig in my next life
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM)
Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
its your new species jose, and mos of all The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue hmm...isnt that u 2 jose? dont you use it a lot thats how it gets stronger....
oo, i read this a year ago. really funny stuff
lol thats funni yet interesting at da same time
Haha, did you provide the little commentaries or were they already there?
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM)
Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion.
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
30min orgasms 50 times a day.
Yeah... it's a new species, but who cares?
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
pig-lion. wow that would be awesome.
gina - nope, they came with it. but still i want to be pig!
lol. that is so weird and so funny. i think when i grow up, i wanna be one fourth human, one fourth dolphin, one fourth pig, and one fourth lion. lol. maybe part panda. i duno know why. it was just the first animal that popped to mind.
i think i knew all of these already. but's it's still funny to read them again! lol
I'm fat.. * bangs head against the wall..
that is funny!!!! a pig oragnsm last 30 minutes? 
whoa!!!!
a pig oragnsm last 30 minutes? whoa!!!!
An orgasm that lasts for thirty minutes? Weird but okay. Lmao. These are hilarious.
Weird but okay. Lmao. These are hilarious.
wow these are good facts, how hard do i need to bang my head against the wall? hahaha
omg that's great!
*starts banging head against wall* am i losing weight yet?!
*starts banging head against wall* am i losing weight yet?!
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
really? thought it'd be something else...
woah ahahahahah
lols, interesting! hahas....
QUOTE
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
OMG ahahahaha i cant stop laughing xPP
wow! interesting facts!
30 minutes?! No wonder they don't care about anything else...pfft. I wouldn't.
i love your little comments after the fact. those are good
haha very funny
hahaha. got this from an e-mail long before. lol. yah, funny but true.
whoa .. very interesting lol .
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 9:38 PM)
-I didn't make the commentaries-
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(omg!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(omg!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
i knew everything except those
haha..i wanna be a pig next life too!!!
none of them r funnie, I wasnt laughing heh sorri
wait.. if humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure then how do are we able to tell if the dolphins are really having sex for pleasure or jus cuz they wanna mate???
oh boy.....lol
I knew that already!
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
I knew that already!
ummm....yeea....alot of useful information o_O
lol, where'd u get all that stuff???
QUOTE
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
haha...those made me laugh!!!
haha wow...
never knew some of those... lol
maybe i'll tell them to my friends one day~
never knew some of those... lol
maybe i'll tell them to my friends one day~
o_O interesting
thats why dolphins are almost as smart as humans. it'd be fun to be a pig... 30 minutes.... i mean wowsorsz.... and i thnk i know why the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body 
umm.... okay, most humans like it kinda rough and wild and all, but i dont think we'd rip the guys head off... i mean whoa, i feel sorry for that thing.
QUOTE
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
umm.... okay, most humans like it kinda rough and wild and all, but i dont think we'd rip the guys head off... i mean whoa, i feel sorry for that thing.
LMAO, those were very interesting facts!
Wow! That's very educational and interesting!
Poor mantis...has to get his head ripped off...
Poor mantis...has to get his head ripped off...
LOL LMAO well iunno, the facts aren't funni, its the commentaries that crack me up
"wat about the pig?"
lol lmao
"wat about the pig?"
lol lmao
At least now, I can go tell my lefty friends that I'll live longer than them. Hehe. Joy is restored in my life.
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
that was the funniest of all lmao
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
that was the funniest of all lmao
lmfao "wat about the pig?
and "if they switch they'll live longer" lmfao!
and "if they switch they'll live longer" lmfao!
haha goOod stuff!
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