Gul I love you, Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do, the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
|with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to the club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early
and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice,
no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals
and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast
and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loved you like dis.
Gul please just take my name off that child support list

I don't know why, but reading that gives me a headache

lol soo funny! love the ending.

lol thas funni but kinda weird though

haha, that's hilarious.

HAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I'M GOING TO SEND THAT TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO. that was good.

hahah.

LoL Nice nice! LoL. I'm still laughing.

dido me tooo

hehe luv the ending~!

Lol that was hilarious!

I love the ending! Funny though.

haha (= funny

AHAHAHA LMAO. IM COPYING THIS!

LMFAO!! Omg I need to mail this to a friend of mine
Classic ...but Schlitz?? I was waitin for Colt forty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

haha das a good one

ha ha ha...good one!

Thats just 'jokes'.

ok that was funny

ROFLOLMAO

hahahahahah

Haha...that was funny.

i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over

i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over

Thats why it`s a joke...

lol damn that was funny...

!!LMAO!! Hahahaha!! great
Ghetto love poem.....
lol cool i luv the ending
propz........

you know...it would've been a lot funnier if you didn't have to use the word negro. there are ghetto people that aren't black and black people that aren't ghetto. you coulda said "thug", "man" anything but "negro" that in lies racism. other than that it could be a little funny...but i stopped reading once i saw the word negro.

that took so long for me to read. but it was hilarous fosho.

THAT IS HALARIOUS !! i am so saving it

LMAO...i sent it to all my friends and they cracked up too.

Lol ouch, my head hurts.

Funny. Child support, haha.

School's free.
Try going.

First off, this poem is nothing new. I first got it in my email about 2 years ago. I'm black, and while I think the poem was cute and funny I don't think it should be posted on a forum like this. I would have appreciated it more if my friends sent it to me in an email or showed me at school.

haha
funny

that was funny... wierd thing was i could understand him and could almost recite what he might sound like...

LMAO, but reading it gave quite a headache.

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT. hurts to read it

ditto

what did you just say? ehh i cant understand speak englishhh