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GOD IS LIKE.........
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:






BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.





a FORD
He's got a better idea.







COKE
He's the real thing.














HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.








TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.





GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.







SEARS
He has everything.






ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.









SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.






DELTA
He's ready when you are.








ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.








VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.






DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.





the US POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
krnxswat
Haha. How cute. biggrin.gif
dani41790
wow thats realli cute n sooo tru
CloudUnionX
Lol, cute. happy.gif
faithin_felix
lol.

how about gatorade

is in it you?
the god spirit.
IIO__oII
aw thats great! biggrin.gif
GinaDaQueen
How clever! I really liked these :)
Just_Dream
aww cute =D hehes The Lord does do wonders ^_^ LoL Alka Zelzter
hybrid
Haha, I like the Sears one. Haha. tongue.gif
LatinaLady
ha-ha those are cute
elmogurly
awww those are cute!
anubis
i thought there would be like something really naughty about that for some reason pinch.gif

aww... oh well shifty.gif
pandamonium
QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM)
i thought there would be like something really naughty about that for some reason  pinch.gif

aww... oh well  shifty.gif
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yea i was thinking there was gunna be something bad at the end.

its nice. biggrin.gif
vivacious
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jul 15 2005, 11:56 PM)
yea i was thinking there was gunna be something bad at the end.
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haha same..but that was really clever happy.gif
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