Yeah, and that's when I joined this place...or was it 12..

I like pasta. I eat pasta almost everyday. Not rice.

Mmm...I love italian food.....and women.

i eat rice

How...very not asian.

psh. how can u not love rice?

its like saying dumplings and eggrolls arent tasty

man ..i want some pickles

They quit selling eggrolls at my school...now we have watery chicken and rice and they call it "Asian Cuisine"

They got chimichangas at my school.

Italian women are loose. :] Have fun.

Dumplings are ew.
Vegetarian eggrolls are good.

Same here.

we have open campus for lunch

*gasp* bai cai zhu rou jiao zi are heavenly!

i ate a eggroll made of squid once

Ay!! Really? Well. Nvm.

what if eggrolls were people

lol all of kevin's female dreams are being crushed

.... What?

Bai cai isn't that great. I prefer zhi rou over anything else too.

pork cabbage dumplings

my parents think egg and green onion dumplings taste good...

ya'll are making me hungry

Ew. Meat.

Are you vegan?

"being a vegetarian is like maturbating, you replace the real thing with an imitation while trying to convince urself that it is the same when, in reality, everyone is laughing at u"

Wait, people are laughing at me?

i am mostly a vegetarian. sometimes i may eat seafood

Seafood is good. Bubba Gump is great.

Bubba Sparxx?

Yes, I am, Sally. :]

And masturbating's healthy.
And I don't eat fake meat.
I don't like the taste of meat.

I feel so unAsian in here.

Sean is an extremely healthy guy....

Nvm, that was supposed to be a secret.
He's not healthy. Believe me. :D

when you masturbate you should check for ball cancer

Oh. That reminds me. I need to get tested soon.

CRAP. ><
You read it before I edited it. :[

Tested for what?

VERSION 3, check for new thread.

Oops. Dont worry, Ima good actor.

ball cancer

*cough cough*