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superficial
^ Possibly because they're like the Plastics, maybe?

Good Luck Chuck. Other than Jessica Alba in it, it sucked like hell.
livwho
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Nov 10 2007, 10:32 PM) *
Really? Why?


Because they like LL and Rachel whatsherface. They're just being immature freshmen. pinch.gif
tokyo-rose
QUOTE(aestheticYOU @ Nov 10 2007, 11:46 PM) *
Because they like LL and Rachel whatsherface. They're just being immature freshmen. pinch.gif

Rachel McAdams. She is quite pretty, though.

We're getting off-topic, so I'll stop posting about Mean Girls. XD.gif
livwho
There we go. I'm terrible with names.

We'll quit now. C:
vehvih
The Villager? Awful???
I guess you people are expecting the get scared the fck out, but hey:

Content > Entertainment
REMEMBER THAT.
But if the purpose of the story is to entertain, then that film sure does suck balls.

Not Another Teen Movie and Epic Movie SUCK the most.
Their purpose is to entertain.
And they're using supposedly the Hollywood culture to make fun of.
It's not even satire (maybe on some, just itsy bitsy parts of it).
It's just pure mockery.
And if they even gonna use satire, what the hell CAN they even say?
xoxoxx
The Curse Of The Golden Flower,

I only watched it because Jay Chou was in it, but it sucked!
popoberry
FEEL THE NOISE. OMG THAT MOVIE HAD NO POINT TO IT I CANT BELIEVE I WATCHED IT c]:
tokyo-rose
QUOTE(vehvih @ Nov 11 2007, 03:45 AM) *
Not Another Teen Movie and Epic Movie SUCK the most.

Yeah, I heard that Epic Movie is pretty bad. I didn't want to see it.

QUOTE(popoberry @ Nov 11 2007, 11:15 AM) *
FEEL THE NOISE. OMG THAT MOVIE HAD NO POINT TO IT I CANT BELIEVE I WATCHED IT c]:

I've never heard of it. How old is it?
popoberry
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Nov 11 2007, 10:15 AM) *
I've never heard of it. How old is it?


its not that old it came out like in september or october of this year =)
Amaranthus
Yeah it looked stupid.
There are already a milliion other things out there like that.
popoberry
QUOTE(Bishinobi @ Nov 11 2007, 11:20 AM) *
Yeah it looked stupid.
There are already a milliion other things out there like that.


VERRRY TRUE
Peanups
The Fountain,,,

maybe not the dumbest movie,
but definitely one of the weirdest.
superficial
QUOTE(popoberry @ Nov 11 2007, 08:15 AM) *
FEEL THE NOISE. OMG THAT MOVIE HAD NO POINT TO IT I CANT BELIEVE I WATCHED IT c]:


Is that the one with J-Lo as the Producer or Director or whatever?

I didn't like Epic Movie either. It was horrible, and it tried to make Narnia look funny and stupid, but it failed miserably. I still love Narnia, but it could get incredibly boring at some points of it. I didn't really like You Got Served because of the incredibly boring drama they had... not that juicy. But I liked when they danced. Bad choreography though.
StandardEdition
DATE MOVIE!!!
its so retarted!
And all the scary movies after the first two!
NoSex
QUOTE(Peanups @ Nov 11 2007, 08:35 PM) *
The Fountain,,,

maybe not the dumbest movie,
but definitely one of the weirdest.


The Fountain isn't weird, it's just completely and utterly devoid of intellect and forcefully pretentious despite this. It's just trash.
xtwitchyx
I think I'd have to say that the worst movies I have seen are indeed the Harry Potter ones. I can't stand Harry Potter. Another one would be The Mothman Prophecies. Stupidest f**king movie ever. I'd say that one is more stupid than the Harry Potter ones. Then I'd also have to say that movies like Honey, Save The Last Dance, and whatever other movies related to those are indeed always gay to watch. I hate it when my nieces want to watch a movie like that.

I did think Jason VS Freddy was hilarious though. It was another one of those movies that was so stupid, it just had to be funny. But it still doesn't beat out The Evil Dead movies. I heard there was going to be a movie with Jason, Freddy, and Ash. I think that whole idea died down, I haven't heard much more about it. I should check the Bruce Campbell website again sometime.
StandardEdition
QUOTE(xtwitchyx @ Nov 12 2007, 12:23 AM) *
I think I'd have to say that the worst movies I have seen are indeed the Harry Potter ones. I can't stand Harry Potter. Another one would be The Mothman Prophecies. Stupidest f**king movie ever. I'd say that one is more stupid than the Harry Potter ones. Then I'd also have to say that movies like Honey, Save The Last Dance, and whatever other movies related to those are indeed always gay to watch. I hate it when my nieces want to watch a movie like that.

I did think Jason VS Freddy was hilarious though. It was another one of those movies that was so stupid, it just had to be funny. But it still doesn't beat out The Evil Dead movies. I heard there was going to be a movie with Jason, Freddy, and Ash. I think that whole idea died down, I haven't heard much more about it. I should check the Bruce Campbell website again sometime.

wow i think time just stopped.
How can you say that hp is maazzing!!!
Mothman is stupid but hp!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Jennifer
Chicken Little rofl1.gif

I was young when I saw it and even then I hated it. And I loved those kind of movies.
vehvih
What's that movie called? The movie title has the word America in it.. James Franco stars in it and he's like a pilot fighting against the Nazis in France with other American pilots. &oh boy THAT MOVIE WAS IRRITATING.
xtwitchyx
QUOTE(pureimaginationx23 @ Nov 11 2007, 11:25 PM) *
wow i think time just stopped.
How can you say that hp is maazzing!!!
Mothman is stupid but hp!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!


I don't know... Harry Potter just didn't do it for me. I think if it wouldn;t have been for all of the annoying pushing about how great it is, I may have liked HP better.
holdinon2me
28 DAYS LATER WAS TERRIBLE!
StandardEdition
QUOTE(xtwitchyx @ Nov 12 2007, 03:53 AM) *
I don't know... Harry Potter just didn't do it for me. I think if it wouldn;t have been for all of the annoying pushing about how great it is, I may have liked HP better.

lol well it is your opinion. idrc.
S-Majere
QUOTE(holdinon2me @ Nov 12 2007, 01:46 PM) *
28 DAYS LATER WAS TERRIBLE!


No way! This is one of my all-time favorites. laugh.gif

The acting, the plot, the soundtrack, the deserted streets of London and the sheer grit of it - love it.

I do agree with twitchy on Harry Potter though. I have a sort of thing where if I see Daniel Radcliffe on my TV, I get splinters from his wooden acting.
StandardEdition
QUOTE(holdinon2me @ Nov 12 2007, 01:46 PM) *
28 DAYS LATER WAS TERRIBLE!

wow are you serious.
This movie was amzzing and so was 28 weeks later.
I cant believe I missed this lol
AThorpedo
Transformers is easily within my top 5 most hated movies. I'm not entirely sure what to believe in now, knowing that this movie not only exists but also knowing that so many people love this movie.

$147 million budget. That $147 million could have been put into something like universal health care or, like, 5 good movies. f**k.
superficial
There's another one that I thought of..

Spanglish or whatever. It was with Adam Sandler and this one Spanish chick.
ThunderEvermore
QUOTE(superficial @ Nov 13 2007, 06:34 PM) *
There's another one that I thought of..

Spanglish or whatever. It was with Adam Sandler and this one Spanish chick.

Ooooohh yeah I hated that movie! Which is weird because I don't think I've ever hated an Adam Sandler movie. Though Little Nicki was kinda lame.
smooshie
Ugh, Spanglish was horrendous :(
sheridan_whiteside
Whoever said La Boum sucked in the first page is horribly horribly wrong. That movie ruled! French teen sex comedies from the 80's are cool!
suebriquet
When a Stranger Calls
All it is is suspenseful music and a random guy stalking the babysitter and gets caught in the end and the girl going "paranoid" at the end.
Watttt
QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 23 2004, 02:13 PM) *
I'd have to say the worst movie ever was one called Red Balloon. It was a SILENT movie about this little girl that chased a red balloon all over London. How..freakin..pointless... as the movie went along I started doing a voice for her. I was like " Wow, this balloon makes me rousy. I wonder if it will pop and little squirrels will fly out...man I haven't eaten in days.. maybe the balloon will turn into an apple..." .. rolleyes.gif


HOLY CRAP I was gonna frikkin say that!! We had to watch it for french and i puked.... blink.gif I really did hate that movie
toxicity584
GIGLI!!!!!!!! UGH
Note
I just watched the mist and it was horrible. The scariest part was the noise of something falling in the pharmacy.
me1issaaaa
The Hitcher.
It f u c k ing sucked.
eiltranna
The Aviator
When a Stranger Calls
Bring It On (that one with all the online chat crap)
Stick It
The Fountain (I laughed the entire movie)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix (I cried cause it was so bad)
ThunderEvermore
I liked the Aviator...
eiltranna
I actually fell asleep in the theater watching The Aviator. =/
NoSex
I forgot how much I love this thread.

Southland Tales was quite the disappointment. Like, the hell and shit? Just, not good.
Oh, Juno sucked. And, uhmm, piss on Elephant (as always).
S-Majere
Hey, that Red Balloon thing was amazing. laugh.gif

Lemme see...Saw IV...V, VI....whatever version we're on now. It's getting old, fast.
superstitious
QUOTE(Note @ Nov 21 2007, 07:07 PM) *
I just watched the mist and it was horrible. The scariest part was the noise of something falling in the pharmacy.

The Fog was even worse. I felt dirty after watching it.
absinthe
Planet Terror from Grind House




WTF, FAIL.
yrrnotelekktric
QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 6 2008, 01:57 PM) *
The Fog was even worse. I felt dirty after watching it.

although, i love Tom Welling, tis true.
NoSex
QUOTE(S-Majere @ Mar 6 2008, 03:56 PM) *
Lemme see...Saw IV...V, VI....whatever version we're on now. It's getting old, fast.


Shit, Saw was never good.


QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 6 2008, 03:57 PM) *
The Fog was even worse. I felt dirty after watching it.


The original is great. I never saw the remake.


QUOTE(agiri @ Mar 6 2008, 04:17 PM) *
Planet Terror from Grind House
WTF, FAIL.


What? f**k that noise. Planet Terror is f**king blast. In no way is it as fantastic as Death Proof (which is probably my favorite thing Tarantino has ever done), but it has its merits (especially in the theater). Rose Mcgowan was go-go-gorgeous, the baby sitter twins were amazing and hilarious, the special effects were f**king good, and the soundtrack is definitely one the best of 2007. The nods to Faster Pussy Cat, Kill Kill! and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was enough to keep me going, either way.
superstitious
QUOTE(NoSex @ Mar 6 2008, 04:39 PM) *
The original is great. I never saw the remake.

This is true. I like John Carpenter, including his films that star Kurt Russell (think Escape from New York and Big Trouble in Little China). The latter is very campy, but also very enjoyable.

This goes without saying, but stay away from the remake. It'll make you grumpier than having to watch Juno over and over again with your eyes pried open.

It's not that I'm against remaking films, I'm against bastardizing (is that even a real word?) a good film.
LoveToMySilas
Snakes on a plane. ph34r.gif
absinthe
QUOTE(NoSex @ Mar 6 2008, 02:39 PM) *
Shit, Saw was never good.
The original is great. I never saw the remake.
What? f**k that noise. Planet Terror is f**king blast. In no way is it as fantastic as Death Proof (which is probably my favorite thing Tarantino has ever done), but it has its merits (especially in the theater). Rose Mcgowan was go-go-gorgeous, the baby sitter twins were amazing and hilarious, the special effects were f**king good, and the soundtrack is definitely one the best of 2007. The nods to Faster Pussy Cat, Kill Kill! and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was enough to keep me going, either way.

And after reading that paragraph,

Planet Terror, WTF FAIL.

Thank You For Smoking
10,000 BC
NoSex
QUOTE(agiri @ Mar 8 2008, 01:26 AM) *
Planet Terror, WTF FAIL.


Let's hear an honest critique; I can't take your acronyms seriously.
freeridefight
The Legend of Bloody Jack.

worst movie party ever
nerjalover2007
Napolean Dynamite.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
NoSex
QUOTE(nerjalover2007 @ Mar 8 2008, 02:38 PM) *
Napolean Dynamite.


I think that's a terrible pick for "worst movie ever." On one hand, saying Napoleon Dynamite is bad is just as cliche as quoting it. On the other hand, it seems rather obvious that most of the hatred for the film is just a back-lash created by its nearly immediate cult status. Understand this: there is nothing particularly offensive about the film in of itself - in fact, I think, in its time, aside from all the hysteria and hype over it, the film had a certain charm. I wouldn't want to own the movie, or even really see it again... but to think it's even really bad at all, I think, is a bit rash.

It's just a weird, little, sort of sincere, film.
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