I once got caught masterbating by mom, not pretty. Couldn't go online for a while.

omg sal.
you freak.
`coon

No.

haha, that would be quite embarassing

negative

thats a false, nope never

No, because I don't masturbate. xD

hahahaha...no i havent..and i did that only once by accident...and i didnt even know what to masturbate meant...hahaha

yeah, that sucks you got caught by your mom...

but, no. i do not wank.

nah i havent.

haha thank god

i dont jack off ne way

haha yeah quite embarrassing... i dont masturbate so yeah lols but justin got caught masturbating by me! lols muaha hehe i saw him masturbating...it was nasty... no describing...

98% of all able guys masturbate. The other 2% are people who cant find theirs or are disabled. Masturbating is healthy. It reduces stress. There's no shame in masturbation.

I make sure no1 is home for the next 2 hours...if anything happens, I'll tell them I'm cleaning my penis.

This may sound weird... but I don't masterbate.
So I guess that takes me off the list of " being caught while whacking off":. If I was caught, however, I'd say ...... im lonely.. i need a friend... CANT YOU SEE THAT... then I'd start crying and run away...

all the people in here that said they dont "touch" them selfs most likely are lying because like some1 said above me A LOT of people do do it

I'm not lying.

And why would people care (or have to lie) if you masturbated or not, since 98% of the males in the US do it anyways?

i haven't been caught. close ones though.

no way. that would suck.

Nah. Thank goodness, I'm gonna get killed if my mom caught me.

You masturbate for 2 hours? Wow. I mean....wow.

haha, good idea

lol thats something my friend would say lol that is a good one

Not yet and I don't ever want to be caught cause it would suck.

So... you got caught masturbating... and... then you were not able to get online because you were masturbating?...

LAME.

Tell your mother to deal with the fact that her son is going to jack off and get over it...

Haha you tell him, Mel!

Sarah, you're right...

As for me, I can honestly say that I don't masterbate, and have never tried it. *High five* Eve!

No

my friend told me that all the guys she knew masturbates and she said it was perfectly normal for them..

and she told me this one guy got caught by his parents so he couldn`t lock any room he was in..not even the bathroom...he masturbated in there too..

my other friend broke up with her boyfriend ALL BECAUSE HE MASTURBATES...kinda stupid of her, right? but she had her reasons..

Who is the other person that voted yes? Anywayz, No...I think I would jump off my balcony!

why would your mother punish you 4 masturbating?? -.-;;
it mite be awkward if they caught you.. but punishment?!?!

Now that you mention it that way? Really... why would she? I mean hell she proally masturbated when she was young! (sorry for the mental picture) *ERASSE!!!*

ehh...im onje of those 2% i dont follow under that..category umm...so whut if we dont wack off...who cares..i whacked once i think.. but really who cares?

no. i don't masterbate nad have never tryed it either. *high five mel and kathleen!*

No.

no because I don't masturbate, but I don't understand why parents would get so bent outta shape about it. Wouldn't they prefer their kids to masturbate instead of going out and having sex with their boyfriends/girlfriends. Kids are horny and now that they can't masturbate..well what are they gonna do.

Parents are so stupid sometimes.

no, because i don't masturbate. last year, there was this guy that was caught, and he was kicked off the debate team.

ouch, thats gotta suck and my answer is no.

doesnt it hurt when the stuff comes out? * sorry for the mental picture lol *

ewww..i don`t think it does..

would you know?

It does not hurt when the "Sperm" comes out.... it is like peeing lol in a thicker white form.

No. It actually feels pretty nice.

And to Topic:
No. I haven't. I'm slick as a ninja.


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

I've caught you...

but I was outside your window...

so you never knew anyone was watching you...



and it felt 'pretty nice' eh?

so that's why you were moaning and your head was tilt back like that...

your mom punishes you for masturbating? now thats wrong.

Why wouldn't she?

because it is not a bad thing and alot of people do it.

Nopes never.. =)!Anygirl wanna do it for me haha! I dont think thats a Problem!

i cant say ive been caught, because i cant even say ive done it ever

the guys that are saying they've never done it before.......
















hurry up and hit puberty.

Nuh uh

haha. dat sux. if i was caught wackin off by my mom, id shoot myself