I hate you all. So much drama in Chinese Club. Whatever, we're cool.

Anyway, so I'm studying for my hugeass chem final tomorrow. Apparently, my grade dropped 6% because I didn't do a 20 point assignment. There goes my GPA...

Here's my desk btw

xanga.com
blogger.com
flickr.com

createblog is not a blog
go post your stories elsewhere

Guys are certainly poofaces.

I can help!! I love Chemistry!

kevin is an ass and a whore, thats why we broke it off months ago

Shut up Steven, btw, I'll beat your score over the summer. Watch.

im counting the minutes till Kevin posts something that makes this thread actually entertaining :P

Evan kept begging me to get that surgical removal. I said no and he broke up with me.

... damn less than a minute

hey,you werent willing to make sacrifices for the relationship

You make me cry at night Evan, thats why it wasn't working out!

I thought I made you cry.

No, I make you you cry.

i could swear she made herself cry

Hey Philip, I'm older than you.

Sammi, you just called me a pooface in another thread and I'm not a guy damnit...

but probably shorter.

and? im still better than you. the fact that youre older makes it even more embarrasing that youre losing to me

yea true sean. and probably shorter

its not my fault you couldnt perform!

so i thought, "hey, he might as well get it removed"

So!! I get tired of playing Pitcher!

yea, think about his feelings. he wants to spoon the salad every once in a while. you need to share!

How tall are you

wait- this isnt funny!

see, your not ready for a serious relationship kevin

it's our nature.

ish.

=]

we're mean to the ones we like.
sometimes.

If I may concur, we're mean to fags.

since we're mean to fags, and we are mean to sally, sally = gay?

You catch on pretty quickly, Phillip.

But wait, Sally likes me. So she's bi. She's a bag. harhar

You said you concured with Justin though.

no sean. she doesnt like you. she does that to anyone that stands in front of her. guy or girl

Don't be mad. When I said TOSS MY SALAD REAL QUICK, I was jk.

you know i'm right.

i'm very concurrent.

so is sally a ho?

Haahahahahahha

phoeey.

thats putting it nicely

No its not Uma.

shut...up

i still think about that winter day. the snow was falling ever so peaceful as you walked out the door. you looked back at me, put your cowboy hat on, and tilted it towards me, as if that was the last time we were to meet. as a tear rolled down your face. and as did mine. and as did mine......you broke my heart that day kevin















*trying to keep a straight face while writing this*

I'm not

Of course you're not. Did you think we were serious!? /sarcasm

Looks like her.

I'm sorry to say this but, I know your Erectile Dysfunction. In fact, there is a movie about it and Ron White was talking about it, Broke Dick Fountain. Its Ok Evan. Im here for you.

"dont know if ill be able to please you"

i heard it'll be going against

"memoirs of a vagina"

"king Dong"

"Crabs"

and "hotel clamydia"

Hotel Clamydia, aint nothing like joking about brutal slaughters then with STDS. Lol.

lol hell no

i heard "the Lubricator" with LeonarDo Dickaprio will be a sleeper hit

Rates of reaction

Have you seen Spanking Nemo yet?

Yeah, you were in it.

No you were, you were the Blue fish that got banged by Nemo's dad.

cocksters inc. was better.

and Toy story, with the dildo "Woody" and the vibrator "BUZZ lightgear"

Evan, you sure watch a lot of porn.