http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features...sonaplane.shtml

This is a movie, starring Samuel L. Jackson. He is a pilot of an airplane, with snakes on it.

Doesn't sound very exciting.



But it made me laugh.

worst film ever made alert!!!

That's kind of weird what is the movie about is it just about snakes on a plane?

Sorry, that title will always and forever be held by Gayniggers from Outer Space.

its very "unique." i guess thats the only nice word u can say

Snakes????

now we KNOW the Movie INdustry is desperate

haha.. it'll be those fun to watch at home on tv but not in a theatre kinda movies.

snakes on a plane. funny title. anyway yeah.
this movie won't be very successful :|

Wow....this is what entertainment has come to?

10 minute movie .

"OMG I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED MY CRATE OF SNAKES"
"HURRY OPEN THE DOOR & THROW THEM ALL OUT"

..

..

*credits roll*

they think they could have made the title a bit more interesting. seems a little cool. what is it? a horror movie, comedy?

HAHAHA, doesn't catch my attention.
Seems lame.

HAHA


That movies looks... interesting?
Actually, no, it looks stupid.

^^ What she said. Sounds pretty stupid to me. Who would want to see that?

it does sound stupid.

and ewww, i hate snakes >:O

what a retarted plot. pigs in mud is better
haha lol john more like 5 minutes

OMG, they're changing the title of this movie to Flight 121.

They need to keep the title Snakes on a Plane. If they don't, no one will see it.

QUOTE(kryogenix @ Aug 24 2005, 5:31 AM)

OMG, they're changing the title of this movie to Flight 121.
They need to keep the title Snakes on a Plane. If they don't, no one will see it.

HAHAHA. I wonder how long it is.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was still Snakes on a PLane? Samuel Jackson was on Ellen talking about it -- He called it Snakes on a Plane. The Snakes aren't even giant Snakes. They're just computer animated lame-O snakes. I love the fierce serving cart coming at you at the end of the trailer. Scary! I'm still going to see it...I mean, come on..."IT'S motherf**kin SNAKES ON A motherf**kin PLANE!!!"

*sigh* I love Sam Jackson, really, but he makes some shitty movies.

26 minute film? Interesting. And it got a 6/10 rating. I think Dumb and Dumberer is probably the worst movie on earth.

But ... wow, that movie with the snakes sounds excrutiatingly boring.

What she said.

this sounds retarded

Read about this movie. Supposed to be about an assassin out to kill someone in the witness protection program on an airplane by unleashing a buncha snakes lol. Sounds hella stupid, but I still wanna see the trailer.

The trailer really made me laugh. It's gonna be so stupid! Sure snakes are scary, but making a movie about slow slithering snakes isn't so scary

Best Week Ever proclaimed this movie the movie of summer 06!

Yeah, this is awful. I had the disservice of seeing the trailer about a month ago. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. Coming from a person who wants to work someday in film, this almost hurts. I'm just hoping for Clerks II to dominate that weekend at the box office so that hollywood doesn't get any kind of message other than, "Snakes on a Plane loses." Otherwise, in a week you just know, "Rhinoes on a Train," and "Giraffes in an Above Ground Pool," will be thrown into high level studio production. The real sickening thing is that each studio and each production company gets thousands upon thousands of movie ideas and scripts each year, tons of which actually represent smart and creative people with good ideas. Now, imagine a New Line Cinema executive waiting to get this pitch. The pitch for, "Snakes on a Plane." Now, imagine how high he would have had to have been to think it was a good idea. So, they spend millions on this project, while someone with an actually good idea gets their script denied yet again. So awful.


Don't see this movie. Please. Do not pay to see this movie. If you can't resist, as many of us might not, as it is much like a train wreck. Just download it or something, pirate it. Just, don't give anyone the message that this could make serious money. Make it a failure at the box office so we don't have to suffer the pain of, "Koalas Inside a Submarine."

I heard about this through ONTD and it's gotten a lot of buzz. The premise is stupid... snakes on a plane?!?! But I'm still going to watch it... Samuel L. Jackson: I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane! Best line ever. Or was it, I've had it with these motherf**king snakes?

And I think most people will be surprised at how well this movie will do.

snakesonablog

aw Nate

I'm gonna tell everyone in my school not to see this


but seriously though, why see the movie? The only reason I can think of is to make fun of it.

I think most people will watch only because it's just that dumb. C'mon, SNAKES ON A PLANE?! The title alone is just...

And Samuel L. Jackson signed onto the movie without reading the script, just hearing the name made him want to do it. And they wanted to change the name but he said he wouldn't do it if they did.

*sigh* tats horrible

I guess people have ran out of ideas for movies...

The snakes aren't even that big. Well this movie will certainly be...interesting.

There's 400 snakes. Supposedly.

Not watching this movie would be a disservice to ingenuity and a whack out of the norm of Hollywood concepts.

I'm going to watch it. =S

Cuz there's snakes on the plane!!!!! WOWZORS!!

Uhhh, sorry but I think this is far from ingenious as well as quite the norm as Hollywood concepts go. It's just an awful new paint job.



But, eitherway, to pay to see this would be an insult.
Just pirate it or something, for real. Please.

They are called *Koalas*, Nate. *Koalas*. But yeah, I take your word for it. I haven't seen the trailer, and I don't plan on seeing it because it may tempt me to see the movie, which I know will be a gigantic waste of my time like when I saw The Amityville Horror remake.

Ahh ha. Koalas problems solved. That is, they may still be on the submarine, but it's spelt correctly.

Yeah. Please don't. Pretty please with Sna- - Er, cherries ontop!
Also, The Amityville Horror remake was worse than the original, and I'm sure that took some real dedication to accomplish.

From what I've read, they've gone back and done a bunch of reshoots to make this film more of a "comedy". I think they are aiming for the audience not to take this film seriously and just have a couple of lame laughs. In the end I don't think it'll do monster numbers but I do think it'll hit the 25M mark.

They did reshoots to take it from PG-13 to R... added more of what people wanted, blood and boobs. Apparently there is a raunchier scene of two people trying to join the mile high club... and a more gruesome death for one of the passengers.

And of course, they went back and added the one line most fans wanted Samuel L. Jackson to say.

who can't wait to see this movie? oscar worthy right here

My, it looks absurd, but buried deep inside me is a soul wanting to see it when it releases.

I read an article about it in Time, and really it just sounds ridiculous.

Unfortunately, I have less to say on the subject than I thought I did.

i was watching the preview in the movie theater.

and the moment they said the word "snakes", i knew what it was.

and i started laughing uncontrolablly.

I saw the preview for this when I went to see the X-Men movie and nearly died laughing.

lol i started a standing ovation in my movie theater

this is so going to be a sleeper hit.

i'm seeing this. for sures.

i guess its realistic-ish ahahah
it's definitely gonna be a sold out hit! ha

well it doesnt seem like this movie takes itself too seriously lol. so thats refreshing in a action movie especially. but i have a feeling theres more to the movie than we think. cause all we saw was an effin 15 second teaser.

i might see it. its not like theres much better coming out..

no there's not.

don't kid yourself.

the whole movie is about snakes on a plane.

and they're not even mutant snakes.