eminem and lil' kim (*cough**cough*slu*t*cough*)

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU WANT EMINEM DEAD.

cuz serious, i'm like ?????????

^yeah why y'all want em dead .. yes at times he makes homo ass songs that can be trash, but when he's hyped up, all serious on the mic, he can be a ILL lyricist .. I would admit that encore had a lot of "WTF" tracks, but the eminem show was dope as hell. hands down. eminem came crazy, watch out for the future .. he has been quiet sort of this year .. don't hate

Chamillionaire, 50 Cent, G-Unit & D4L.

i laughed out loud hahaha

Don't you know I got a key by the three, when I chirp shawty chip back//
What you know about that, hey I you know all about that//
Louis napsack where I'm holdin all the work at.//



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UNIT

hey, you won, get it?

i mean seriously. one look at that album cover tells me something- i don't want to mess with him.

i mean, damn, i didn't think i was dealing with a 14 year old asian boy who thinks he's a black gangster. That changes everything.

you make me tremble in my boots.

Work that track , Whip em like Kunta//
THats why they stay down, they loyal citizens of Zamundaaaaaaaaaa//

zamunda is wack, i move on a track
cause this is team late night i never snooze when i rap

I eat emcees for breakfast when I chowdown//
Im the prince of Zamundaaaaaaaaa, go ahead and bowdown//
It is I Zamunda, never the inferior//
You got me feeling like Tweak , im feeling so superior//

listen when i spit on a track, you know the hos bounce
so one shot will have you rising up like tweeak's post count

I could never rise up that fast, thats an incredible count//
I lost track of Tweak's post before her current total amount//
Thats pretty exponential, when you really think about it//
I don't have MYSPACE but yet I'm feeling so crowded//

feeling so crowded? im dealing in thousands, stealin ya houses
and you know tweeaks post count is going to the ceiling amounts kid
its appealing dont doubt it
but when team late night slices zamunda, you wont have any feelings amounted

you guys best keep that crap out
go bother kang's thread, don't let him pout
dude your rhymes completely suck
they're bout as good as a rubber duck
shoot up your crack; kill your bitches and yo hoes
that's all rap's bout, everyone knows
act all gansta, talk about shit
disrespecting all, like a little twit
so get out, get out, you're a couple of clowns
don't even bother with the tears or the frowns
cus i don't care `bout what you've got to say
so get up, hurry, get out of my way
i got no time to deal with this crap
so don't come here trying to rap

lil wayneee aka wheezy f baby

makes me want to shoot something

[j.k]

Zamunda can never be dealt a critical blow//
Because I got highs like Tweak's poust count, never lows//
I own you, you Miami Im Dallas//
This is royalty, step into my palace//

critical blow? im killing this yo
im like a baker on vacation how im chillin with dough
and miami and dallas? no homo its cause i come from behind
zamunda is weak son, thats why you cant stomach my rhymes

zamunda is weak like your rhyme
get up and go, we're out of time.

weak? zamunda is almighty, i use you like a door mat//
you can't get the feel of they rhythm when i switch up the format//
I don't even know this man, and he doubt my flow//
I don't even consider this man a formidable foe//

formidable foe? they call me zab judah because im hitting them low
checking the flow, its rediculous yo, it pop eyes out so you should get it to go

Zab Judah, i really didn't want to do this cuz its nothing to this//
Watch how I move this, and knock em back like Lennox Lewis//
I shine like a lamp, I got you marked like a stamp//
You the contender im the champ, about to send you to back you your camp//

if you lennox lewis ill have you shakin ya dreads
beat you so bad youll be mistaken fa dead
i be making money youll see me cakin with bread
then i go fishing with kobe and throw you in the lake by ya head (get it??)

If I'm not mistaken the battle is far from over
The flow will have you aching, the star and casanova
My style is complete as it is elite//
Me meet defeat, that example is far from concrete//
I got a vision, It correlates the moral of this story//
A impossible mission, Call me Tom Cruise im in my own category//

the real impossible mission is how hot i am spittin
crossing ya vision leaving you an unprobable victim
im a star on beats, far from concrete?
i be armed in the streets, you hardly a g

come on now, those rhymes are weak
feeble, like an old man's physique
you got to do it the real way now
you've got to do it, i'll show you how.

first you pick words that sound alike
then you say them into the mike
and if they come out soundin alright
then ya know they're good for the fight

yeah sadolakced acid but thats basic ya see
you need to rap multi sylabbles or else you aint blazing the beat
and then you make your rhyme scheme and dont forget the wordplay
cause if you do you might get a tech to your shirt hey
then you have to catch the snare, dont be getting stressed right here
and think of punchlines that could catch ya ear

you got to let the rythm and rhyme
work itself out from time to time
cus you're forcing both a lil to much
you might as well be rapping dutch

you say i got to do it multisyllable
well, such rhymes are really killable
best leave it to that which works
best let it be done by experts

You armed in the streets, in the streets is where you laying//
Im armed with the heat, with the beat im never playing//
I think fast, you think slow, When I blast, you sink low//
Im never last, you should no, assist and pass, you sink like a free throw//

sink like a free throw? yeah, a free throw from shaq
you dont spit you swallow, you deep throat you wack
get outta here you and your zamunda crew
i could keep spitting until your post counts gets to one hundred two

your rhyme's alright, but your rythm's wack
i think it's time you hit the sack
extra syllables here and there
make your beat with extra care

blazes and cannons, yet no finesse
your amount of skill's never been less
quick you are, but your rhymes are short
put more time into every retort

102, everytime you respond I answer//
forensically no clue, but my style is deadly like cancer//
Bring it back, I got more nuts than planters//
Swing a lac, perfect aim with flow harder than deer antlers//
Finesse, Im hypnotic, Im like a tribe called quest//
You at your best, you don't got it, you can't match my less.

ciara. she annoys me

a tribe called quest? im in the tribe thats best
and thats not zamunda, thats the tribe thats less
swing a lac? ding is back, when i sing on tracks
i be swinging back making money while dealin crack

come on now your rhymes really suck
what you've done is gone and run out of luck.
get these amateurs off and get on with the show
i'll take you on later, it's time to go.

I provoked this man to attack, he responded
He mad because his flow cant be anything but Redundant

anything but redundant? your anything but dope
the farthest thing from skilled, your raps are poison where is the antidote

the Anidote, nah I am the elixer
Real figga quotes, could I get any sicker
You were right about my post count rising faster than tweak//
I posted more today than she has the entire week//

All of them.

Oh the irony!


Anyway, Lil John can go.

^ lol, i hadnt even noticed that. what does that mean?

lol. he's stupid.

and can i just observe that nicki's username isnt tweeak anymore?

50 cent... hes been shot nine times, why can't someone just shoot him in the head...

i bet he never really was shot, he just said it because he thinks it'll make him a bad-ass

hospital records say otherwise

wow first of all, that album cover was not manipulated/made by me, so if your going to trash talk, talk to steven, cuz you have no idea what you are fcuking talkin about .. get it straight dickhead .. and please tell me in what way I think I am a black gangster? Exactly, you've got none, so it isnt that hard shutting the f**k up ..

yo zamunda follow me ..

I'm the lyrical messiah, spitting gold like the crown on my head//
Without the ingreidents, I make them dollaz and bread//
Hip Hop don't stop, I keep flowing with the beat in the outside//
Just ask your chick on the block, and maybe she might ride?//
Yep that's right, I got my witnesses locked like they got a full attention//
Evan's wack, Justin's wack, who the hell did I forget to mention?//

Improve ya image, imma about to frame you perfect//
Imma come across an 'illusion' like if he saw me as vertex//
Pop ya chain, stop ya reign, I'm so hot, I get turned on for madden games//
Only time this dude's a 'magical pharoah' is when he dreams about aladdin, LAME!//

you get turned on by madden games?
im the real life version on max payne, your rappins lame, ill smash ya brain
frame me perfect? my raps are crazy, perfect
im making 80 purchase, while you being lazy, worthless

lol.

why did this become a cypher all of a sudden?

Mysteriously gifted, seriously ballistic
just like your SN you will be another statistik
the movement is movin, im coastin and cruisin
the destiny is choosin, yours truly to keep it movin
Young Optimus Prime in his prime
The king sublime saying whats on his mind
Yall minor, im way beyond you, royalty is upon you
Im major, I will son you, watch how I shun you

optimus prime? ill put a shot in ya mind
you better stop and rewind and drop back in the line if you happen to rhyme
dont come at this cat in his prime
no homo but youll be sore from your back to your spine, attacked from behind

intelligence, what I have, brain power, thinking to control over this game//
it's always a tradition since I was 7, I was followed by fame//
I go deeper than the pacific, my flow waves in cool//
If you think you a dope cat, then let the audience tell that you's a fool//