I jus found a little something....

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!

Enjoy!

omg.. thats so funny

Pretty funny.

i heard it before but yeah thats cool. lol

haha.

haha, that is a funny joke niiiiiice

HAHAHA! lmfao hilariouss stuff.

Ha, I have that as my away message on AIM.

lol hahaha

haha...the mom that sat on your face was so funny...lol lmao...rofl..

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heheheh nice

......tatz funny

i don't feel sad anymores. poor egg.

Lol awesome!

i can't imagine being hard for only a couple minutes , and then being soft forever. not to mention i only get laid once for a couple of minutes since thats the only time i'll be hard. damn..humpty dumpty had it bad.

haha!! very funny!! in a perverted way!

hahaha omg lmao das funni

lol.

Haha...that's so funny!

that was from gonebuddy.com funny though

yeah i've heard that before.
but it made me smile.

haha yeah i heard it too it was funny wen i first heard it

i like that. =) its funny.

Lol.. nice.

lol ... daz sad keke

haha, greattttt one ;D

Good point.

LOL! Nice one.