I searched.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...56385&hl=boners
But mine asks a different question.

So, for all the guys (and girls, if this applies), don't you hate boners?

You have to cover it and then people think you're a pervert.
And when you do cover it with your hand, people think you're groping yourself.
Also, it just doesn't feel good. It feels weird.

Boners suck in sweat pants!


Yup, this is a topic Corey would make, but I made it for him.

I DEDICATE THIS TOPIC TO COREY!

Corey hasn't been in a while =/ . I find guys with boners..kinda funny XD

Whoops, doubleposted by accident.

i hate when it happens when you dont want it to yeah.


especially, when your sitting down, and your wearing jeans, and you suddenly get one for no reason, then you cant stand up.

Especially when giving a speech in front of your class. Good thing that has never happened to me yet.

I guess i can't really contribute to this topic because i am sans penis, BUT: When and if i catch a guy with a slight boner in akward places, i try to be understanding that sometimes they cant help it, and i dont make a scene or think much of it.

haha.

i saw this sex ed vid in 5th grade and the little boy got one during his class pic. lawl.

yes, what we/I call the NRB. No Reason Boner....they suck: random, embarrasing, out of no where, I was thinking of my granny boner, haha, j/p, but they seem to be worse if you havent moved around in a while, example: sitting throught an hour and a half class, and then you get up and start walking and moving and boop! bonerage. yeah.....*sighs*

word.

Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.

^ haha! I guess so! I can't really complain since I'm a girl. I agree with x1049, I try to understand guys when that happens. It's not like you can stop it.

We've got our periods and pregnancy.

I heard from a friend of mine, that during this guy's french horn solo during our band concert, he had a boner. hmm...

PMS is far worse than boners. You guys have got it good, I mean, can you stand a basketball coming out of your little weewee? =)

I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious

LOL! Me too! I love boners, they turn me on. I can't help it. I really do love boners.

EXACTLY!

I'm okay with them. they make me laugh (dont ask) but sometime in the morning my boyfriend will come and hug me and unknowingly stabs me in the thy or something. Not pleasant haha.

Oh, the joy of having nothing better to do than discuss the illustrious boner.

^Justin, you got one while I was giggling

psh whatever. would you like it if blood was oozing out of you 24 hours a day for a week each month???!!! and would you like it if you had to pass a human being through your d**k???? stop whinning, we definetly have it worse.

dude.. the worst are the boners that come outta no where.. like ur sitting there and BAM HELLO





O.o w t f .... u wudnt love em if u were a dude =| unless its at the right time =O




oh god.. so true =| baby thru the d*ck AHHH

haha my boyfriend gets boners during school sometimes and he's like "say something disgusting!" so that it goes away. i think it's funny.

sure blood is annoying, but you guys get tampons!

what do guys get?

nothing. except for cups.

and getting hit in our penis hurts so much, it's not even funny.

first the pain goes all the way up from your balls, to your stomach. Than you feel like you have to crap.
I'd make a topic about that, but it's too painful to.

Oh yeah, tampons are big fun ;rolleyes:

And of course, we can actually get pregnant with your stupid kids, so I'm thinking you'll survive the boner.

Boners aren't really that bad, it just looks funny when you walk around and it takes more effort trying to put on jeans.

^You rub your boners too much

um... well, i hate how in church sometimes i get one and well your singing and you have to press your self against the seat in front of you becuase you dont want anyone to see it... sometimes i even stick the bible over it... i mean its just so annoying, and you don't want to play pocket pool to flip it up because then everyone will see for just that split second... and when the song ends and you have to sit down thats pretty bad to...

it's like one thought will just escalate in your mind without you accually realizeing it... all of the sudden... BOING!

hahaha .. yes .. their so annoying .. and *coff coff* and the people taht do it to you !! *not mentioning any names a certain fatty*

I know its mean, but i find it amusing haha.
Maybe its just the thrill of embarrasing your male friend.

"well you can flick your testicle and..."

lol i love the 40 year old virgin :D

I hate when this happens

Rub is too weak of a word.

At least you know you don't have Erectile Dysfunction , I would rather have a unwanted boner than and unwanted ED anyday. Although you don't like them it would be rather sad when the time comes and the boner doesn't come around, then you will truly appreciate what you had. "You never know how much you missed something until its gone."

I wonder what Hezron gets since he has a mangina.

Anyway, girls can get noticable marks on periods too. Stains. Guys can get rid of their boners by thinking of something disgusting and girls can't until they wash their clothes.

hahaha i think its hella weird when you're freaking with somebody and you can feel it. ah.

Why??????????? Why did you post that.


-Zamunda-

HAHAHAH. Oh my gosh. Nice one, Christine.

I've never seen a guy w/ a boner. Does it look big?

^ REALLY. My God you wouldn't believe the size of them. MASSIVE, I TELL YOU.

just go tell a guy "what would happen if i did this ____________"

and wait for something to happen

Holy moly.

happened once at a party....heh...the girls didn't laugh...they kind of just gave a smile...i didn't even notice...till one whispered it in my ear...."looks like someone's awake"

:O u made me lol

I find them kind of amusing.

Yes, they're quite humorous, I must admit.

I remember reading somewhere that on average a guy gets a boner every 15-20 minutes. I don't know if thats true, never really kept track.

But yes, very annoying.

hey...boners spelled backwards is srenob..like..shreee-nobbb

apparantly the more u have em..the more u load out during ejaculation or further u shoot LOL......