It's really funny when guys get them in the water. During my lifeguarding test the person I was strapping into the backboard got one. Now that was awkward

If I were a guy, I'd be hella embarassed of getting a boner at odd moments. I'm sorry guys... so sorry.

Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States.

i hate when people flash their nasty genitalia at me but I can't say I've ever really had experience seeing anyones boner. weird.

I could have sworn it was higher! I've got some work to do.

I understand the PMS part... but don't play the pregnancy card!! Bah. Not fair. Lol.

Boners are very annoying @ times... but then, you need them. Lol.
The NRBs are annoying. Because.. in your mind you're like

"Wtf? What do you think you're doing?? It's my turn! Stop trying to get all the focus on you! Why are you erect anyway???"

Could possibly only be me though. Lmao. But seriously, they are annoying when its for no reason.

That's why if its long enough you put it str8 up sandwiched between your pants and your tummy

I hate it when my bf gets it when I hardly do anything to "tick" him off.

The other 32% is from brothers thinking of their sisters in redneck neighborhoods in the midwest.

They suck at inconvient times, like randomly in school, morning wood, etc. But you have to be thankfull for them, afterall how would you... ya know without them? ;)

don't do that... it's mean... >.<

Yeah, they are so f**king annoying. Especially when you are about to have sex, and one just pops right up!

</Sarcasm>


68%? More like 91%. And I make up 36%...

I was talking to this guy on aol today and he's gay
and he told me once
he dared some straight guy to touch his boner and he enjoyed it X_X

hehhe ...i could actually remember during 8th grade ......Grinding moments during birthday partys & after-school dances ... of course right now im mentally capable of dealing with it and handeling with the bootay more effectively

Haha, it can be amusing though it does suck for a guy if it is at an awkward moment or totally random...

you were pregnanet ?

alright, YOU try spurting blood everywhere.

yep, mmhmm. trust me, it's 1. gross, 2. annoying, 3. limiting, 4. draining of all your energy (one time when i had it, i couldn't even walk because my legs kept on wobbling) and 5. painfffffffffffulllllllllll!!! dumb cramps...

yeah...

^
1. it's gross
2. painful
3. annoying
4. you cant even walk because it hurts
5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em.

6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups
7. Poke an eye out
8. Very hard to pee
9. Higher blood pressure

"1. it's gross"

gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something..

seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands...

and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh

if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do.

"2. painful"

yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it.

"3. annoying"

so is wiping blood from my vagina.

"4. you cant even walk because it hurts"

yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss.

"5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em."

Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :]

"6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups.

"7. Poke an eye out"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye.

"8. Very hard to pee"

well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee.

"9. Higher blood pressure"

less blood :]

you guys... what the heck is a boner? and anyways, im pretty sure that females have it waay worse because its a proven fact that even though a females period lasts only an avg of a week, the cycle is in motion for another 2 weeks. so a girls life is 3/4 consumed by period and its stupid annoying cycle.

haha



It when a boy's penis goes hard hahahaha

Why not?
Why not?

Well, at least you can pee!

I mean, more blood in the popper and less blood everywhere else.

Ugh they are so annoying, but it's a good thing to have thick jeans lol

I wouldn't call them annoying. And i definitely dont hate them. They arent a real problem because i really dont pop boners for no reason. And whenever theres a reason for it...its a good thing. so yeah.

you try cleaning the urine that are trapped in there or something ... it can be affected.






you're saying .. guys never pee in their pants by accident? we do have to be careful so it doesnt squirt everywhere ... what? our urine does have stain ... YELLOW/ORANGE. it looked more like shit .. which looks even worse.


who doesnt cry from boner? sometimes ... boner do cross the the usual limit. it's very fusterating if .... it pees out of control.




well, it's even more annoying if ... someone actually sees a boner.



Yep.



Yep. boner are very viewable. Pee stains are embarasing too.



how would you know? i had done it before ... by accident. i was too close to the small bench at school.



uh ..... unless you're sucking someone's dick .. yeah.


well, at least ... you dont have to get all that urine splattering everywhere.




sureeeeeeeeeee.

boners do get pretty annoying
especially when you're not wearing jeans
it makes your pants stick out and that's hard to hide

however if you are slick enough
you can manage to adjust down there real quick when standing up and stuff

the boners that happen for no reason can really piss you off after a while

first of all you can have a boner if at any age of your life time even during the prema-ture ages ....i remember having a boner whas i was in kindergarten , no joke ....she used to have all these romantic book novel covers with pictures of girls and guys half naked ...so i guess its harder for girls ...because pms and perions start at specific ages in your life unlike boners when you can have it at 3 . But umm just too let some of you know ...boners are erections that are can be easily seen , when your wearing clothing or when your covered.

i get them all the time.
i mean id ont even have to think about something dirty.
it just happens like that.

um...umm...um...i never ever have gotten ..that all over my hands. i honestly dont touch that area durring that time unless its for cleaning purposes.
and please dont take pictures. the only pictures i want are ones of seth green naked. thats it.



thank for poisoning my mind with that colorfull description.

I was talking to this little freshman kid at my school and he was telling me how much it sucks....but im SURE its not as bad as getting your period. syaing something "not sexual" wont make a period go away .

werd

I have never been in such a situation to see a guy getting a boner and hopefully I won't be in that situation either.

Eh, it happens. I deal with it. If I am at school, I just go about my day as if nothing is going on. So what if I have a boner. I'm willing to bet that at that exact moment, at least....200 guys in that whole school are having the same problem. So0o0o0o, regardless of what people say or think, its not going to stop me.


Besides, can you find a funnier reason to laugh at yourself?

EDIT:



Actually, not such a good idea. Sweat pants are a hell of a lot more confortable if you get a boner than jeans. The sweat pants conform to your body so they move for the erection. Jeans are made of denim...which doesnt do that. So rather than moving, it is stuck there...filling up with more and more blood and after a while, it starts to hurt.

Thats why Evan be rocking sweats everyday day son

ew.
boners.
lol.

i cant talk to a guy when hes got one. i cant even talk to my boyfriend when he has one beacuse i start laughing

HAHA. This is really late, but wow.. Aww. Poor Jackie!

isn`t that even more noticeable?

welll one time i randomly got one then i saw one of my good friends and i was wearing shorts so there was nothing i could do and i had to hug her =/ she giggled after i know she felt it

depends on the guy
but yeah same here lol true true

its called self control buddy.

hmm, i dont think ive ever seen a boner in real life.

maybe in movies.

i get self-conscience thinking someone might have seen it; if it happens to show up in class..