A man walks into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a six pack of cheap beer, a bag of tortilla chips and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register looks at him and says, "Single, huh?"
"Gee, how'd you guess?" asks the guy.
She replies, "Because you're ugly."

Weird. Unexpected, weird, but still, good.

ohhh he got TOLD. it wasn't really hilarious... it was just... humorous

isnt there a girl version of this? where she buys some stuff and the drunk male cashier was like, "your single huh", and the girl was like "yes, how did you kno?" and he answered, "bcuz your ugly".

short but i like short jokes, whoa, so unexpected. then what's that gotta do with the beer, pizza, toothpaste and chips?

because you would think that's why she guessed he was single... you know it's sort of a cliche that single guys sit around at home alone and drink beer and eat chips and watch tv alone. i dont know what the toothpaste is though...

maybe because the wife buys the toothpaste, hahahhahha. or as a family. but great joke.

lol... that was so out of left field lol... I like this joke!

aww how sad..i like it tho..LoL

hell no that is mean of her lol

yep. the shorter the jokes, the better.

haha thats mean but funny

that is mean! =P haha

Not the outcome I'd expect. But still funny I guess.

haha lol thas funni but very mean too

haha, thats pretty funny. insulting though.

HAHA. dams thats pretty funny.

haha thats pretty funny but kinda mean

um...interesing...

mean yet funny....LoL

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liked wat otha ppl said...mean but funny

...i was the girl at the register..

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i thought it was mean....