Welcome to the game: Your Reaction To: In this game, the player above will give you a situation or a phrase. You, in return, post a smiley showing how you would react to it.

Examples:
Player 1: Your dog being run over
Player 2:
You break up with your boyfriend...

etc.

I'll start off:

Your mom makes you your favorite dish for dinner.

I eat it all up.


You find out your mate is having an affair with another person

Rip off his balls and feed them to my dog.





You catch your mom masturbating...in your room.

Your dog peeing on your new pair of jeans.

It would be like that Sour Patch Kids commercial. I'd get pissed first then I'd be sucked in by the dog's sad, apologetic eyes and say, "aww, it's okay "

Getting your pants and underwear ripped off by a friend in front of your classmates in the hall as a joke.

Haha, I encountered something a little similar to that. My reaction: then .

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Watching someone fall and trip on the sidewalk, resulting in them breaking their lower jaw from the impact, and then getting run over by a paper boy on his bicycle.

Or I would dial 911, but I don't have a cell phone.

Seeing your best friend get shot.

Watching Kevin get castrated.

. That's rather...interesting.
A telemarketer saying "I love you" right before hanging up.
Or vice versa.

Telemarketer saying it:
Me saying it:

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Watching President Bush choke on a slim jim.

Um...seeing your teacher dong the splits..lmao.

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You know those Eggo Waffle commercials, with the waffle that walks around in red tights?
Well, imagine that Eggo Waffle hugging you.

ahah no...probably

seeing an xxx video of your friend online

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Paparazzi chasing after you with cameras that have x-ray lenses.

your boyfriend cheating on you

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Oh hell no. I'd be shocked, then I'd slap him, yell at him, and then leave it all.

You're almost finished writing an very important paper and you're on the last paragraph. Then you have to take an important call. When you come back...someone has shut off your computer without saving your paper!

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One morning, you wake up with an ambulance in your driveway.
Yeah, just parked there for no reason. No one's in the ambulance as well.

you trip over a leaf

Oops

Evan freak dancing with you.

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Losing your underwear to a hord of wild rabid fireflies.

Being rejected when asking out a big time crush.

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Richard Simmons kissing you.

A bird just crapped on you.

sh*t. it's all over

your foot gets run over by a car

"OW, f**k!"

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George Bush flirting with your mother.

a hot stranger just kissed you

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Walking down the street, minding your own business, you suddenly trip and fall into..a pit filled with leopard print thongs.

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Ripping your pants in front of your crush.

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Finding out you've been picked to do a commercial for Preparation H.

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Winning $1,000,000,000

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Finding out you, just you, are being forced out of the the country by the government, and have to move to a third-world country.

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Your sibling just stole your favorite shirt.

... (Considering I have two brothers. )

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Breaking your funny bone from laughing too much.

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Twisting your ankle.

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Finding out you drank punch at a party that was spiked with urine.

you realized your zip of your pants was unzipped

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Burp while having dinner twith their parents.

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you fart when the room filled with people was silent

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Falling into a pool filled with murky water and algi.

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being sunburnt

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Waking up as a mouse and then being sucked up by the vaccuum.

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finding a spider on your face

Brush it up & take it outside.

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The girl from 'The Ring' wakes you up at 12:00 a.m.

id be scared shxtless.

falling into a pool of worms

If I had clothes on, I'd be alright & just get out of there.

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Tripping over a rock and landing face flat in a pile of dog poo.

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Being repeatedly pecked at by a pidgeon.

Some person of the same sex groping your ass...

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Couldn't go to your Senior prom because you got too many detentions.

I knew that would happen but then the realization settles in.


You're waving your hands to express something that happened to your friends and you hit a really hot guy and/or your crush.

oops!

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After using the restroom at the mall, the end of your dress/skirt is tucked in your underwear & you don't realize this until you've come home from shopping 3 hours later.