... *Fixes it*

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Waking up at the top of The Empire State Building.

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you woke up next to a yeti

..*scoots away, far away*

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Getting literally sucked into a really good book you've been reading, and becoming the main character.

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Getting mistakened for the opposite sex.

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Coming home and seeing that your entire house is a mess. Sensing someone broke in, how do you react?

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realizing you've been making out with your bf's twin instead

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Your friends coming over your house and finding a condom wrapper on your bed.

...i wouldn't have one on my bed anyways.



your boyfriend catching you making out with another guy

i shout "okay and that is the end of scene three of romeo & juliet. Hi (bf's name here) we were just practicing for romeo & juliet! i wanted it to be a surprise but oh well! ....so since (guy's name who i was making out with) and my practice is over, how about we start rehearsing " i am such a good liar





The internet dies.

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falling in love

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Finding out at the age of twenty-one, that you were adopted.

not care?


find out your bf that your about to marry is related to you?
oO

*faints*

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become a star

I'm down with that.

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A camera crew suddenly barging into your bathroom while you're taking a shower and pulling the shower curtain open.

They're all dead. And I'll take their cameras.

Your teacher wasn't really a teacher, but a government agent.

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you peed in your pants

that would be gross if that happened.....eww


you've been having an awful day, and nothing's been going your way. and then your boyfriend breaks up with you and asks another girl out in front of you.

That would suck bad.

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Your dog ate your homework big project that took you weeks to make and it was due tomorrow.

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you find out that your adopted sister was really a brother

*twitch*


you just bought a $100,000 dollar car, and crash it on the way home.

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you realize that your jeans that you've been wearing all day already, has a huge brown stain on the butt area

someone stole your ipod, creative zen, or whatever my3 you have

I'd be all KLHFJFSHA!
and go kick their ass.
because seriousely,
if there's one thing you DON'T touch of mine,it's Phillip.
and yes,I named my ipod.
shoot me.


hmmm.*thinks*

You have the biggest period stain on your pants and have to wear them around school for another three hours.

haha. im done

btw. that was really funny.


uh.

you find your little brother watching dog porn.




bahahahahahaha [/sick]

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you find out you just sat on a seat that has super glue on it, and you can't stand up

take my pants off
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your sibling or friend took a crap in your mouth

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meeting your idol

that really you?

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falling out of a plane.

Why did I get on in the first place. I knew I was gunna die.

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A random person shows up in the back seat of your car and you just notice him / her when you start driving.

*screams*
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you ate an apple and realized that was a worm in it

BTW I've really done that :x

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you find your mom having sex with your teacher.

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Walking in on a duck humping a dog on your bed in the middle of the night, after getting a midnight snack?

*faints*
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see someone waving at you and you wave back but really they were waving at the person behind you

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your digital camera fails to upload photos onto your computer

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you see your crush

Your mom walks in on you dancing to "I'm too sexy."

um hi mom
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you walk into the bathroom while your brother is showering

Awww sh*t man LOCK THE DAMN DOOR!

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Finding out your adopted.

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your parents invited your crush's family over for dinner and he came too
but you have this giant pimple on your face

i'll wear big shades

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you invited a friend over to work on a project and he/she accidently ripped your favourite childhood stuff toy apart

*screams at her*
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you find out your ex still has feelings for you

*Shrug*

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Finding out that someone who used to have a crush on you, is now gay/lesbian.

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doing something you know is not right

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finding out your best friend is gay and has a crush on you

eewwww.....

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just kissed ur bestfriend on the lips by accident

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You catch your mom mom cheating on your dad.

sorry, my dad is a jerk.





you find out that you have a rare sickness and will die in 7 days.

- - - - -

You meet your role model.

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you suddenly start flying

yay!! its like dream come true.

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your cellphone breaks