i hate my current cellphone.
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you drop your ipod into the toilet bowl

if i had an iPod i'd be devistated...


what about if you came home and your dog had ran away..

i don't have a dog but if i did, i'd be so depressed
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you found out you had a long lost twin

"oh my god"

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If you were being chased by a mass murderer with a chain saw

runs like crazy
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your eyes were closed in the yearbook pic

Hack into the yearbook database and replace everyone else's pictures with pictures of cow dung.
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You lost all your pencils in class and nobody has one to lend you. You have a test to take. What do you do?

Ask the teacher :D

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If you found yourself. Sinking in a pool of quick sand.

I'd sink in deeper, and hopefully like Nausicaa, I'd end up under the thing and in a super cool cave, and I'd figure out what the Sea of Decay was doing.

Your computer crashed.

OH sh*t @##@$!@#$@#$@#%@#%!$#^$#@^@#$^@$#^#$%@#$@$ NOO MY POOR CS HOW COULD U ANDIE

anyway
*ahem*

i ran u over =D

wouldnt i be dead enough to react?
anyways.
NOOOO....


okay.

you lost ur ID card

run around in circles. :P then go get another from the office




The guy/girl you like wants you to go base jumping with them...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!






find all this out at the same time:

Your best guy friend and his sister are willingly having foursoms with your mom and dad and they have gotten eachother pregenant on purpose... you best guy friend is your moms sons father and your friends sister is pregnant with your dads child... and you are the son, and you didn't even realize it!

shoot them all in the knee caps and leave them there, then get adopted by andie's parents =D

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Your best guy friend and his sister are willingly having foursoms with your mom and dad and they have gotten eachother pregenant on purpose... you best guy friend is your moms sons father and your friends sister is pregnant with your dads child... and you are the son, and you didn't even realize it!

LMAO!!!!

mmkay.

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you just got home from school and you're house is burnt to ashes

"WHERES MY DOG?!"


your pet died.

oh well, i havent interact with my hamster for a long long long long time.

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you found out all your money in your bank has been stolen

Rob that bank, a second time? lol


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You were on a date with this really cute guy/girl, & you were holding hands walking down the street, & stepped in a pile of dog shit. Then he goes "Aww what's that smell?" *covers his nose..

just giggle and say i stepped on dog poo then go and wash my feet...no biggie

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your mom just decided to give you $100 a month as allowance

She already is. ._.

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She/He finds out you like them, but they hate you for some reason.

get over it
and move on.


sheesh i wish i got allowance.

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You get married one day and have kids and
a rapist breaks in and has a gun and says you have
to pick one of your kids to be raped which one would you
choose and why?

WHAT THE?! Get out of my HOUSE! <-- yup...

Your computer(s) are taken away from you....

nuts......oh well


you realized that you could turn invisible

wow..nice view




you realized that ur computer was smashed in the middle of hte night by...an invisible man!1~

Disconnected, upset, and interested in an unhealthy investment in baking powder and a baseball bat.

What would you do if it were revealed to you that all the world religions are wrong; There is no god?!

no reaction. i've always been an atheist.

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your mom is having an affair with ur uncle.

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you find your dog humping a pillow

=D

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you got banned of cB and lost ur post count and your precious precious signature

... ...

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Your parents walking in on you while you're making out with your cousin, when you didn't realize that you were making out with your cousin in the first place.

how does that work?
idk, i'd scream.


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you noticed you havent shaved ur armpits and ur wearing a tank in a hot summer day (if ur a boy, pretend ur a girl)

wait a minute...im a boy

GOOD GAME


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look at this <-- answer to all those..HAH