You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
You have two middle initials instead of one.
You inform the ticket clerk that your 13 year old is 12 to avoid paying adult fare.
You sneak in snacks at the movie theater.
You know how to pinch someone with your toes.
You have clothes in your closet that is coming back in style.
You have stuff in your freezer since the beginning of time.
You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully to save and reuse wrappings and bows.
You feel like you’ve won the lottery if you didn’t have to pay tax for an item.
You own a wok.
You never eat fried foods when you’re sick (it creates phlegm and hot air).
You keep used batteries.
You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
You never use measuring cups.
You never call your parents to say hi.
Your parents always ask you if you’ve eaten, even though it’s midnight.
You don’t own any real Tupperware, only used margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
You never leave any leftovers on the table in a restaurant. You have it put in boxes or finish it.
You never order for room service.
Your parents are never satisfied with your grades.
You own a rice cooker.
You buy rice in 50 pound sacks.
You wash rice 2 to 3 times before you cook it.
You have a piano in the living room.
You live in an apartment and your parents always want you to come home.
You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.
You wash and reuse ziplock bags.
You either love or hate "mooncakes".
Your parents constantly complain you use too much toilet paper when you go to the bathroom.
You’ve had to eat parts of animals that they don’t even put in hotdogs.
You have piles of shoes and slippers blocking the entrances to your home.
You like $1.75 movies
You like $1.50 movies even more!
Your parents never kissed you…your parents never kissed each other.
Your friends ask you to translate the scribbles on chopsticks (like you really know what it means!).
You call all your parents friends "auntie or uncle".
You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don’t.
Your first generation relatives have a statue of an obese, bald-headed man surrounded by children.
You know not to eat the oranges or tangerines arranged in a little pyramid.
You are now planning to Email this list ASAP to another Chinese friend!