yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

yo moma was the only one who survived chuck norris' roundhouse kick to the belly. I know say it... lame

I don't know... i've been hearing a lot of chuck norris facts lately.

yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scale and saw her phone number!

they're old, i know..

well ....Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

yo mama so fat that when we said "kool-aid"she came crashing throught the windows!
ooooo yeah!

yo mama is so stupid.
she put a quarter in the parking
meter and waited for the gumball to
come out.

Yo momma's so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat that she sunk in the Dead Sea.

yo mamma's so fat, when god said "Let there be light!", yo mamma had to get out da way.

You mama was so dumb she doesnt know what dumb is.

Yea i know.
Its lame. haha
cant think of anything else.

Your Mamma is sooo lame .....she can`t even hold up on my comment .

Yo mama's so old, she saw Passion of the Christ live.

Yo momma so fat, when she hauled ass- she had to make TWO trips!