yes I am very bored. who wants to have a e-yo mama battle? Im calling out KC..let's go dude...I don't wanna hurt your feelings like robert though

Lol that sounds so stupid but so fun.

Unfortunately, I don't know any good yo momma jokes. =/

LMAO YOU TOOK THE ONE I WAS GOING TO USE!

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YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE CONVERTED TO ISLAM CUZ SHE DONT WANNA SHOW HER ENTIRE FACE IN THE PUBLIC

Yo momma's so fat, when she was wearing a yellow jacket, I thought she was a taxi.

To anyone -

Yo momma's so fat she's got her own gravitational force.

No Fear-

Damn eddie your mama so nasty when I asked her, "what's for dinner" she opened her legs and said crabs..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OH OH OH OH!

YOU GUYS TALKIN ABOUT MAMAS?!?!?

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MOTHERS! YALL GOT TWO DADS WITH HOLES IN THE WALL!

your mama's so stupid she thought jersey city was related to a throwback

Yo mama so fat she's fat.

Yo momma's so fat, she could be the 8th continent!!

aight everyone listen up..I have a new idea

createblog will host an offical yo mama contest!! (this thread dosen't count). I will be the host and I'm looking forward for some nice delivery, punches, and sting. (know what I mean?). So any 5 that are willing to participate, let me know. Out of those 5 people, there will be a "Free For All". So you can diss anyone besides yourself (duh) out of the people. Then out of those 5, I will pick the 2 best people and they will face off to a 1 on 1. I will explain the rules further if I have to. Then the winner will.......................face off to the winner of other forums. (I go to other forums besides cB just in case u didnt know)....so wanna represent createBlog to the max? participate!

The person that represents cB will head on to verse either the champion from INSTYLESHOES forum, HOLLAFRONT forum, or SHADYBLOCK forum. Either one of them are possible. DONT SLEEP!

Yer momma's so fat that I saw her on channel 7, then flipped to channel 25 and could still see her ass sticking out.

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

That's an old common one!

yo' mammas soooo fat......

























she died

so? this is a yo mamma thread, so i just posted one.

ROFLROFL

your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

hmm...where have i heard of this before?

YO MAMA`S SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE WEIGHT SCALE IT TURNED INTO A SIDEWAYS 8. that means infinity btw. ^^

Yo mama's so ugly, well. Look at you !


OOOOOH.

haha biter.

To Bella:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

why dont we just post the yo momma shows? thats what this is going to end up being.

yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and...............................

































it died

Ahaha Evan, you're funny (:

Pshh, Jason. Ahah I aint no biter ! I just .... borrowed it.
& Your "joke" is sooo old . Might as well have said i started at an orange juice box for 20 minute cos it said concentrate.



Your mommas so fat ...



she has kankles. Lol Jk. So fat ...




er ... Yeah

Yo mama is so stupid omg wait, yo mama is so fat .......

yo mama's so poor taht when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she came out and said "ding dong!"

yo mama's so poor that when i went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "hey! who turned off the family heater?!!!??

OWNED

to corizzle20

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama is just like a race car, burns 50 rubbers a day.

OWNED

Alright, I'll give it a shot.

Yo mama is so stupid she drowned while the superbowl was doing the wave.

yo mama is so stupid she tried to save milk by eating cereal w/ a fork

pwwwwned

Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell, I was going to laugh but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma's house stank soo bad its like tha twilight Zone...cuz it smells like Do do do do do do...(tha twilight zone theme song, if u didnt kno).

Yo momma so fat, her nipples hit her teeth everytime she sneezes.

Yo mama's so masculine, that her husband was gay.

Haha, if you think about it, technically it makes sense.

Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy spilled out.

Yo mama so dumb when it was halloween I asked her what she was going to be and she said the Trick and the Treat.

yo momma so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck.

yo mama so black she's my shadow

yo mama so ugly...she had to trick-or-treat over the phone

yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!

your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY."

your mama's like a public bus, it's only a dollar for a ride bitch!!

Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.

Well yo mama is like a domino's customer, I deliver the good beef right to her door!!

Have you heard of the old lady that lived in the shoe?
Well Yo Momma soo poor she lived in a flipflop.

Yo momma's so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave!

yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion.

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

Yo mama so fat... she just a fat ass