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How do you spell ritalin?
dsafdsfa
what do the numbers mean?
hint: sorry no hints
real hint: type in caculator and turn numbers upside down
::jerry::
what do the numbers mean?
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7734209
hint: sorry no hints
real hint: type in caculator and turn numbers upside down
::jerry::
why did the chicken cross the road? 
**i still dont get it**
**i still dont get it**
can you guess what my name is
maybe
do you know why im chinese?
do you know why im chinese?
because i say you are
do you know why you love me?
do you know why you love me?
because i have yellow fever
do you know why im typing out this?
do you know why im typing out this?
Because you're bored, and you can't exactly record voice messages here, at least not to my knowledge
Do you know why I joined today?
Do you know why I joined today?
because you're a slacker and a procrastinater and joined today instead of yesterday. 
slacker. haha
do you know why i think you're weird?
slacker. hahado you know why i think you're weird?
because I am weird
Now tell me the real reason you think I'm weird?
Now tell me the real reason you think I'm weird?
because i just think you are
Why do I love snoopy?
Why do I love snoopy?
because snoopy's cool
Why do i not have a signature yet?
Why do i not have a signature yet?
because snoopy is my boyfriend and you love taking other people's things
why do you steal people's boyfriends?
edit whoa sorry.. me + emeraldknight posted at the same time.
why do you steal people's boyfriends?
edit whoa sorry.. me + emeraldknight posted at the same time.
because you're too lazy
EDIT// for melissa: because I'm a confusing person
why do i have a signature?
EDIT// for melissa: because I'm a confusing person
why do i have a signature?
cause you can't go to sleep
why do i like girls?
::jerry::
why do i like girls?
::jerry::
because they're cool and snoopy loves them too
=)
Why do I like Nachos?
=)
Why do I like Nachos?
because nachos are yummy
Is everyone here also suffering from insomnia?
Is everyone here also suffering from insomnia?
Day-time insomiac, yes.
Why do I have to type to form these letters?
Why do I have to type to form these letters?
edit
cause the computer god told you to.
why do i go on the internet so damn much?
::jerry::
cause the computer god told you to.
why do i go on the internet so damn much?
::jerry::
yes, i can sleep at night
EDIT// for lil boi: because you can go on internet
Why am I a girl?
EDIT// for lil boi: because you can go on internet
Why am I a girl?
cause it's worse to be a male.
why do you guys type so fast?
::jerry::
why do you guys type so fast?
::jerry::
because i just can =p
why is everyone posting in this thread?
why is everyone posting in this thread?
cause we fell like it
how come im posting so much in this topic?
::jerry::
how come im posting so much in this topic?
::jerry::
i'd tell you if i could read your mind (that'd be scary, lol)
why can't ppl read minds?
why can't ppl read minds?
some can
do you think this is funny?
::jerry::
do you think this is funny?
::jerry::
kinda
how many posts is too much in one day?
how many posts is too much in one day?
i got 16 per day right now
how much candy can you eat in one day?
::jerry::
how much candy can you eat in one day?
::jerry::
1 post
EDIT/// 1 candy bar
Why is water watery?
EDIT/// 1 candy bar
Why is water watery?
Edit: for lil boy: Too much, far too much
For natimarie: so we can drink it =p
How candy DO you eat in one day?
For natimarie: so we can drink it =p
How candy DO you eat in one day?
yup. i'm turning from this topic cause i posted to much. might as well chat 
::jerry::
::jerry::
so how long have you been asian?
It's been a good 1,245,385 days. 
WHY DOES THAT WALL KEEP STARING AT ME?!
WHY DOES THAT WALL KEEP STARING AT ME?!
because the wall likes you, it has good taste, lol
Where did you get the 1,245,385 days?
Where did you get the 1,245,385 days?
because its eyes need some sun
Why is my leg itching?
Why is my leg itching?
bugs are eating you!!!
whose breathing in the AC?
whose breathing in the AC?
I am, dude, i need to eat tacos
Where is my shoe?
Where is my shoe?
it's up my @$$, whatchyagunnadoaboutit?
why can't you see me?
why can't you see me?
cuz you're not visiblelized lol
Why are these questions so random?
Why are these questions so random?
Because you're blending with the plant, silly!
Why are fingers called fingers and not merps?
Why are fingers called fingers and not merps?
because merps taste like chicken (*cough* I'm weird)
Why am I still single?
Why am I still single?
Edit: because you like being single
Why are you reading this?
Why are you reading this?
because I can
Why is red that color?
Why is red that color?
because ppl like the color red, well unless you're a bull
Why do bulls hate red?
Why do bulls hate red?
cause it's color blind and red is the only color he can see
why does red bull give you wings?
::jerry::
why does red bull give you wings?
::jerry::
so that you can fly
Where can I learn to fly?
Where can I learn to fly?
at the air force
how do you eat food?
::jerry::
how do you eat food?
::jerry::
you put it in your mouth and chew
how do you forget how to breathe?
how do you forget how to breathe?
You get really mad.
Do you know why someone would get that mad?
Do you know why someone would get that mad?
because someone else is very skilled at making them mad
now tell me why the earth is round
now tell me why the earth is round
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I guess it has to do with gravity, which is a CENTRAL FORCE. What that means is that gravity pulls things together along a straight line, and the more massive one of the things is, the stronger it pulls. When the earth was forming, it was basically a big ball of dust left over from an exploded sun (a supernova). Gravity caused a lot of the matter to condense into a big fiery ball (our sun), but some of the dust was far enough away from the Sun so that the stronger forces were between planetary dust particles and not the sun. SO, they swirled together into a ball.
- Robert TopperWhat is your favorite sphere-shaped thing found in our modern world?
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