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IIO__oII

May 16 2004, 06:54 PM

yea um.. this ones called MARK 17

a minister told his congregation, "nxt week, i plan to preach about the sin of lying to help u understand my sermon, i want u all to read mark 17." the following sunday, as he was prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. he wanted to knoe how many people had read mark 17. every hand went up. the minister smiled, and said, "mark only has 16 chapters. i will now proceed to preach on the sin of lying..."

heh. a good lesson ey? ;]

thedilenquent

May 16 2004, 06:59 PM

lol good one

faithin_felix

May 17 2004, 07:23 PM

hahaha good one, the minister is so smart. is it a true joke?

Mireh

May 17 2004, 07:30 PM

hahaha! Thats a good one.

Smart preacher.

juliar

May 17 2004, 08:27 PM

I do that to my friends sometimes when they just copy me.

IIO__oII

May 17 2004, 10:46 PM

oo another church joke....[actually a religion joke]

there was this christian and an atheist... the atheist was trying to disprove christianity. so he asked the christian, "ive got 3 questions. have u ever seen God?" the christian said no. "have u ever touched God?" "no" "have u ever heard God talk to u?" "no..." the atheist smugly said,"so how do u knoe theres a God?" the christian thought about it, and said "well, do u have a brain?" the atheist said, "of course i do!" the christian said, "have u ever seen it? " "no..." "have u ever touched it?" "no..." "have u ever heard it talk to u?" "no..." "o, so how do u knoe u have a brain?"

haha

pbear

May 18 2004, 12:37 PM

QUOTE(juliar @ May 17 2004, 9:27 PM)

I do that to my friends sometimes when they just copy me.

Same here.

But then they go "Huh? I don't get it."

shawty_redd

May 19 2004, 08:40 AM

...very funny

faithin_felix

May 19 2004, 09:14 PM

QUOTE(IIO__oII @ May 17 2004, 10:46 PM)

oo another church joke....[actually a religion joke]

there was this christian and an atheist... the atheist was trying to disprove christianity. so he asked the christian, "ive got 3 questions. have u ever seen God?" the christian said no. "have u ever touched God?" "no" "have u ever heard God talk to u?" "no..." the atheist smugly said,"so how do u knoe theres a God?" the christian thought about it, and said "well, do u have a brain?" the atheist said, "of course i do!" the christian said, "have u ever seen it? " "no..." "have u ever touched it?" "no..." "have u ever heard it talk to u?" "no..." "o, so how do u knoe u have a brain?"

haha

hahaha, poor guy. got burned by the christian.

immersion31

May 25 2004, 02:23 PM

ahhahaha, funny

dani41790

May 25 2004, 02:26 PM

haha lmao thas funni

5ayuri

Mar 16 2005, 07:13 PM

ahah thats a really good one

cocoalightning27

Mar 16 2005, 07:29 PM

haha our minister should do that...haha

aznxdreamer

Mar 19 2005, 06:40 PM

haha. smart minister. our teachers should do that since our pastors dont make us read anything in the bible.

to-devastate

Mar 19 2005, 07:46 PM

haha. i can never seem to find the chapters in the bible when the preacher asks us to.. hm.

dahalfkoreanstyl

Mar 20 2005, 05:08 PM

thats smart, i need to try that with one of my bible study groups

ANG33ZY

Mar 20 2005, 05:16 PM

yep good lesson.

mona lisa

Mar 20 2005, 05:18 PM

haha i like this one.

fairyprincess_009

Mar 21 2005, 05:08 AM

i know this joke already. but it still makes me laugh. yeah, the minister is smart! haha!

misoshiru

Mar 21 2005, 09:02 AM

hahah..good one

salcha

Mar 23 2005, 01:05 AM

lol hey, i didnt know that hahaha

Anime_Otaku

Mar 23 2005, 04:09 AM

I like both the jokes! lol

gaby

Mar 23 2005, 04:12 AM

Hehe, I didn't know that preachers asked you to read things in the Bible. Both jokes were funny.

avalon*

Mar 23 2005, 03:41 PM

hahahaha niiice one.

heyyfrankie

Mar 23 2005, 07:03 PM

i thought mark 17 sounded akward.

lakerfever2476

Mar 23 2005, 07:06 PM

HAHA .. I get it. It made me chuckle.