1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

2. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to "keep them tuned up."

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

8. Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

11. Honk and wave to strangers.

12. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

13. Sing along at the opera.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

15. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles

Lmao, ouch, that has to be the most annoying one.

oh man im gonna do number one soon :whistles:

I'm going to do #3 at school.

xDD

Me and my friends mess around at work and ask people if their order is gonna be for here or to go when we are working drive thru

We also say "Welcome to KFC, this is Payton Manning, how can I help"

i am going to try this one. and say it like a zillion times to the guy.

::eats mints::
yum. a mouthfull.

::jerry::

haha i just found that one funny =]

i do that.! but i dont honk at them...i just wave...and when they wave back at me i have a bewildered look on my face..

haha, those are pretty damn annoying

Exactly what I do.

haha roflmao

rofls! haha not that i would be evil enough to do those things to anyone 0;x

lol...those are really funny!

most of these are funny.... buh some a jus weird

hehe. i do this

YEAH IVE SEEN THESE B4 BUT EVERYTIME I SEE UM I JUST CRACK UP..LOL..IMMA HAVE TO DO THESE ONE DAI..FURE REAL...LOL

hahaha lmao i should try that some time

hahaa, thats some funny stuff

3. Practice making fax and modem noises.

i alway do that... dad starts to get really pissed @ me
but its all good tho

haha those are funnie..i've read them a couple times before tho

these are really funny

omg can't stop laughing!

those are AWESOME..
i should try them all. lmao

hey i do THAT!!!!!!! so much fun

HAHAHAHHAHHA i do that a lot

ahhs annoying stuff lol

#7 my stepdad does to me all the time! Funny stuff

hahaha im goin to try that one too

lol. i might try some of those xD

ughi get annoyedwith most of them but mostly its this one

thats some funny stuff

i also do all of those..

lol.

lmao they're so funny ima do those one day haha

lol thats so funny! =)

Haha, I remember getting kicked in the butt for doing that around my friends. It's more annoying if the noises were those couples make in bed. HAHA, yeah some guy in my class did that once during Silent Sustained Reading time, and everyone gave him a long stare. Hilarious.

Wheeeeeee the first one xP

I'm gonna try #1 when I go to the library and when school starts.

funny maybe i should try some of them sometime

I REALLY like these kind of jokes b/c their just stupid but hilarious at the same time... it makes you look like a retard.

15 is my type of one lol hehehehe

lol hehe those are good ones

lmao!!!! sweet, dude, thx.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper,99 copies.

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

hehe thought those were funny

ahha ive done those.

in the mint eating scenario the people just looked at me like i was crazy and asid `have you ordered?`
[me] no
[them] please stop eating the mints
[me] but your mints are good
[them] miss you`ve been her for about 15 minutes and you havent ordered anything. please order or leave
[me] my lawyer will see to this! *runs out with a handful of mints*

in the do you hear that scenarios they look at me like im insane. to add to the effect dart your eyes around every once a while before and after you ask the question

i put the tv on purple tho, and my friends said i was stupid. then they ate my cheetos.

i blow kisses and other stuff too when the strangers wave back. especially if theyre hot. lol xD

it makes the presentation more funner if you bob your head or do something weird.


call me stupid call me retarded call me an idiot. its fun what i do so i dont care xD

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."
lol i'll try that!

haha imma try that




hahahaha

LMAO

LOL
i read one about 100 ways to annoy a co-worker before