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chaneun
A Marine stationed in Iraq received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend
back home. It read:

Dear John,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too
great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's
not
fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they
could spare of
their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to
the picture of Becky,
John included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from
his buddies.There were
57 photos in the envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture
from the pile, and
then send the rest back to me.
Take Care, John
Smoogrish
Oooh, she got pwned. laugh.gif
_sarcastic_
haha that's a good one
tahco_monster
LOL THAT SUCKS

she's probably like "wtf?"
Tribal J_Rome
HAHAHA that's hella good
KissMe2408
oooooo snap!
EddieV
SHE GOT SERVED!
Paradox of Life
AHAHA. Good one.
add1cted2f1re
thats what sluts deserve!
bananapants
thats a good idea...
pink.x.r0se
haha ouchhh
that was pretty good =]
imnoxonesmemory
HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. that is so friggin' hilarious!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. that is so friggin' hilarious!!
HappyHeart
biggrin.gif That's hilarious!
x1049
omg. that's too great.


hooray for revenge! :D
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