A Marine stationed in Iraq received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend
back home. It read:
Dear John,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too
great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's
not
fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they
could spare of
their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to
the picture of Becky,
John included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from
his buddies.There were
57 photos in the envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture
from the pile, and
then send the rest back to me.
Take Care, John