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Jordan Inc.
why did trojan make glow in the dark condoms?

so gay men can play starwars
AngelicEyz00
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
casssy
l i get it.. you know their light sabers? lol they glow
Luster Soldier
Hahaha LOL I get it.... shifty.gif
AngelicEyz00
well, i know, but i just don't find it funny =\ hmm... oh well
faithin_felix
hahahaha, i got one.


it's a your momma joke..

your momma so stupid, they locked her in a supermarket and she starved.
your momma so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.
krnxswat
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 2:32 AM)
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.

Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif
Note
yo momma so old, the candles coast more then the cake
yo momma so dumb, she failed the blood test
yo momma so poor, she can't afford free samples

eh, thats all i can think of right now. note that i'm not a big fan of 'yo momma' jokes.

::jerry::
faithin_felix
QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 16 2004, 9:24 AM)
Did you know you can actually drown a fish? rolleyes.gif

wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...

your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!

i am big fan of momma jokes.
rOckThISshYt
haha. that's funny. and it turns me on. lol. just kidding. i swear!!!! shifty.gif
LatinaLady
no way. thats is funny. i have to show this to some of my friends. lol
CloudUnionX
Ha Ha! ....eww.
faithin_felix
your momma is so short, she is the last person to know it's raining.

your so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.
angel-roh
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 15 2004, 9:50 PM)
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol

i dont get it either... mellow.gif blink.gif _unsure.gif
lcapk
haha
cleec
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?
LiNHy POO
oo god thats groosss!!!! laugh.gif but funny!!!
darkcoldplace
hmm...trojan comes up with damn gay ideas blink.gif
tinababy143
eww thats gross
hybrid
Interesting.. I get it.. but I don't find it quite funny.. oh well. I'll go with it. laugh.gif

One your mama joke:

Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the nearest parking lot.
dani41790
lol that joke waz kinda weird but also funni
faithin_felix
QUOTE(cleec @ May 29 2004, 10:19 AM)
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?

but it's a goldfish, it breathes in water...DUH!
islandkiss
lol. that's disturbing. pinch.gif
conster
lol thats funny
SarahxJoy
Err..okay yeah I get it but..eh. blink.gif
kraziegrl
i dotn get it either..

QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 17 2004, 7:19 PM)
wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...

your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!

i am big fan of momma jokes.

you can drown it in air..? lols i dunno laugh.gif
177emories
hahaha i find that funnie lol
shawty_redd
i get it but its not that funny
Kitsune_black666
goldfish can drown when they have too much water in their gills and can no longer seperate the air from the water. It is possible, and happens more than you might think. It's like having an asthma attack under water, I think.
hawyngurlie8o8
i geff wun condom kine joke:





12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''




so yeah
OriskybusinessO
Spaceballs...
iheartsimba
what? starwars? blink.gif
x_swtangel
um...that's joke is kind of ...GAY
slurp
lol glow in the dark condoms? i dunno ermm.gif
XaZnX07
hahah i get it thats sorta funny well its funny but not that funny





.:tony:.
Mini
oo i get it..isnt really funny
Mr. Psychotic
HAHAA thats funny

yo mama so fat i went to ur house for dinner and asked what was for dessert she jumped on the table and said JELLO
i ami_am
lamo funny yo mamma jokes!! happy.gif happy.gif

heres one..?

yo mammas so ugly she could only be YO mamma
jz1134
ur moms so fat wen she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat wen she sits around the house she sits around the house

i have some really gross ur mom jokes but they rnt that funny and theyd just pollute ur minds

my mom likes ur mom jokes sometimes she tells me them its really funny that way u should all get ur moms to tell u ur mom jokes

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jz1134

my xanga ^^
× JeNi ×
QUOTE
12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''


haha laugh.gif aww how sad sad.gif
BeyondElite
Oh my! Very funny! Lol
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