Jordan Inc.
May 15 2004, 11:11 PM
why did trojan make glow in the dark condoms?
so gay men can play starwars
AngelicEyz00
May 15 2004, 11:50 PM
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
casssy
May 16 2004, 12:11 AM
l i get it.. you know their light sabers? lol they glow
Luster Soldier
May 16 2004, 12:31 AM
Hahaha LOL I get it....
AngelicEyz00
May 16 2004, 01:06 AM
well, i know, but i just don't find it funny =\ hmm... oh well
faithin_felix
May 16 2004, 01:32 AM
hahahaha, i got one.
it's a your momma joke..
your momma so stupid, they locked her in a supermarket and she starved.
your momma so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.
krnxswat
May 16 2004, 09:24 AM
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 2:32 AM)
your momma so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish.
Did you know you can actually drown a fish?
Note
May 16 2004, 10:28 AM
yo momma so old, the candles coast more then the cake
yo momma so dumb, she failed the blood test
yo momma so poor, she can't afford free samples
eh, thats all i can think of right now. note that i'm not a big fan of 'yo momma' jokes.
::jerry::
faithin_felix
May 17 2004, 07:19 PM
QUOTE(krnxswat @ May 16 2004, 9:24 AM)
Did you know you can actually drown a fish?

wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...
your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!
i am big fan of momma jokes.
rOckThISshYt
May 27 2004, 12:28 AM
haha. that's funny. and it turns me on. lol. just kidding. i swear!!!!
LatinaLady
May 28 2004, 04:53 PM
no way. thats is funny. i have to show this to some of my friends. lol
CloudUnionX
May 28 2004, 07:24 PM
Ha Ha! ....eww.
faithin_felix
May 28 2004, 10:56 PM
your momma is so short, she is the last person to know it's raining.
your so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.
angel-roh
May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 15 2004, 9:50 PM)
hmm... i don't get it... yeah, i don't get it, lol
i dont get it either...
lcapk
May 28 2004, 11:31 PM
haha
cleec
May 29 2004, 10:19 AM
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?
LiNHy POO
May 29 2004, 10:48 AM
oo god thats groosss!!!!

but funny!!!
darkcoldplace
May 29 2004, 10:52 AM
hmm...trojan comes up with damn gay ideas
tinababy143
May 29 2004, 02:41 PM
eww thats gross
hybrid
May 29 2004, 04:53 PM
Interesting.. I get it.. but I don't find it quite funny.. oh well. I'll go with it.
One your mama joke:
Your mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the nearest parking lot.
dani41790
May 30 2004, 05:33 AM
lol that joke waz kinda weird but also funni
faithin_felix
Jun 1 2004, 11:09 PM
QUOTE(cleec @ May 29 2004, 10:19 AM)
Well I can swim and someone can still come and drown me.
Ever think of that?
but it's a goldfish, it breathes in water...DUH!
islandkiss
Jun 14 2004, 07:35 PM
lol. that's disturbing.
conster
Jun 14 2004, 10:28 PM
lol thats funny
SarahxJoy
Jun 15 2004, 07:07 PM
Err..okay yeah I get it but..eh.
kraziegrl
Jun 15 2004, 07:31 PM
i dotn get it either..
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 17 2004, 7:19 PM)
wooo, seon ho, so smart. really? goldfish can swim, how can you drown it...
your momma so poor, when i asked her what she was doing when she was kicking a can down the street, she said MOVING!!
i am big fan of momma jokes.
you can drown it in air..? lols i dunno
177emories
Jun 15 2004, 07:59 PM
hahaha i find that funnie lol
shawty_redd
Jun 17 2004, 08:03 AM
i get it but its not that funny
Kitsune_black666
Jun 17 2004, 10:16 AM
goldfish can drown when they have too much water in their gills and can no longer seperate the air from the water. It is possible, and happens more than you might think. It's like having an asthma attack under water, I think.
hawyngurlie8o8
Jun 19 2004, 02:00 AM
i geff wun condom kine joke:
12- Pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
so yeah
OriskybusinessO
Jun 19 2004, 11:05 PM
Spaceballs...
iheartsimba
Jun 20 2004, 02:19 PM
what? starwars?
x_swtangel
Jun 22 2004, 02:51 PM
um...that's joke is kind of ...GAY
slurp
Jun 23 2004, 07:29 PM
lol glow in the dark condoms? i dunno
XaZnX07
Jun 23 2004, 07:34 PM
hahah i get it thats sorta funny well its funny but not that funny
.:tony:.
Mini
Jun 23 2004, 07:44 PM
oo i get it..isnt really funny
Mr. Psychotic
Jun 24 2004, 12:25 AM
HAHAA thats funny
yo mama so fat i went to ur house for dinner and asked what was for dessert she jumped on the table and said JELLO
i ami_am
Jun 24 2004, 12:32 AM
lamo funny yo mamma jokes!!
heres one..?
yo mammas so ugly she could only be YO mamma
jz1134
Jun 24 2004, 02:28 PM
ur moms so fat wen she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat wen she sits around the house she sits around the house
i have some really gross ur mom jokes but they rnt that funny and theyd just pollute ur minds
my mom likes ur mom jokes sometimes she tells me them its really funny that way u should all get ur moms to tell u ur mom jokes
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jz1134my xanga ^^
× JeNi ×
Jun 24 2004, 05:30 PM
QUOTE
12- Pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
haha

aww how sad
BeyondElite
Jun 25 2004, 12:54 AM
Oh my! Very funny! Lol
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