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Luster Soldier
The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.

Scroll down for each answer.


The questions are NOT difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.












3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
NatiMarie
That's so funny. Whoa, I'm not that smart...*cough*
kraziegrl
LOL im not smart *shakes head* got all the questions wrong.. laugh.gif hahahhha omg, after the first question, i thought it would be the same!! guess it isnt mellow.gif
pbear
Whoo, I'm smart! happy.gif




Too bad I've heard all 4 of those questions before. biggrin.gif
silver-rain
Oh darn, I guess I'm not smart after all.
casssy
hammer.gif Im not as smart as i thought
Just_Dream
hm.. but what if you PUT the elephant in the river or streatm or wahtever, then u can walk across it =P oh nvm >_<"

i got all wrong hahas
Luster Soldier
QUOTE(liquidbluac1d @ May 15 2004, 10:21 PM)
hammer.gif Im not as smart as i thought

Hehe, I got all of them wrong too......Even professors get them wrong, go figure. huh.gif
Note
arrrgghh! i hate this!

::jerry::
hybrid
I dont put those things in my fridge.. that's not important in my life. cry.gif
AngelicEyz00
haha, damn, i got 'em all friggin wrong pinch.gif
aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT
HAHA .. IVE HEARD OF THESE BEFORE ND THE ANSWERS....ND I STILL GOT `EM WRONG!!! . .HOW PATHETIC AM I?? LOL
twayblade
wow..i got 1 right.. pinch.gif
faithin_felix
WOO HOO!! 4/4! i heard it before, a different version...and there was five questions. it was like this hunter jump into the crocodile pond why didn't he die?

and then he went to the animal party and he killed all animals except one, which one?
expoised
i got #3 and #4 correct biggrin.gif
dukesoccer07
I'm dumb biggrin.gif
rivendell
Well ... that took my ego down a couple notches. *cough*
divinity_star
Woohoo! I am smart...but it may be due to the fact that I have taken this quiz before...heh..
JessJR1022
Now I feel dumb...cute though tongue.gif
EmeraldKnight
lol that's great, even though it proves that i'm stupid, but hey, its nothing i didnt already know
darkangel
lol
huihead
lols hehe i heard some of these before, but they're cutee =]
shawty_redd
jeesh! im not smart i got all wrong....pinch.gif
orlando_bloom_luva
i heard all those before!! hahah the first time i got them ALL WRONG >.< but now i got them all right!!...... i dont wanna be a nerd.... =[
tinababy143
yayyy i got the last one right LoL
immersion31
lol, i got 1/4 rite. funny
kirbymuixo
haha...i didn't get any of them right...I never knew the answers were so obvious... wink.gif
fiji_kid
i got all rite
becoz i heard this from a friend biggrin.gif
but it was funny laugh.gif
dani41790
yay i got all of it correct! hehe i got it rite cuz i heard dat b4 but tha first time i heard it, i got it rite outta scarcasm
ANG33ZY
i only got the lion king one right cause i remembered that i put the elephant in the fridge :D
angel-roh
QUOTE(NaTiMaRiE @ May 15 2004, 8:02 PM)
That's so funny. Whoa, I'm not that smart...*cough*

haha same here goes with me natalie haha i was like huh? lols haha
flyin_HAWAiiAN
three out of four, but only because ive heard this before. i got all of them wron gon my first try. happy.gif
ref_inn_ej
QUOTE(Idyll @ May 15 2004, 10:07 PM)
Whoo, I'm smart! happy.gif




Too bad I've heard all 4 of those questions before. biggrin.gif

yup.. i've heard of them before
but its just that ppl think that the questions are complicated.. so they think in a not so simple way...
anyways.. its kinda funny
Got Shibby?
Wow, I'm like retarded. I only got #3 right...
Flaunted
i heard this before so i got em all. hehe. i annoyed my friends so much with these. then they started arguing with me saying why do u want to put a giraffe in the fridge in the first place. ermm.gif haha

don't worry i got them all wrong when i first heard it mellow.gif
SteveZz
Wow I'm an idiot!
rOckThISshYt
lol. that was cool. i got them all wrong!!!!
pikimoo
Dang I feel STUPID! I got all of them wrong AND I've seen the questions/answers at least 3 times before -.-;
xislandxstylex
i didn't get any right either stubborn.gif
xBaNaNaSpLiT
okay...i guess i'm not a true genius *COUGH*
F_L_I_P
IM STUPID!!!!!
liquidize
dean you're wierd. i got all te questions wrong anyways though
LatinaLady
damn i didnt even get one question correct!
x___P0RKYY
lol i got them all right! w00t.gif
but yeah..thats just cause i heard them before laugh.gif don't worry everyone..i only got 1 right the first time mellow.gif
likeachild
omg thanks for making me feel so dumb

lol jk
darkcoldplace
yes an A+ all the way i knew i was smart! whistling.gif
the dispatch
haha wow im not as smart as i thought cry.gif
177emories
ohhh i knew this long time ago hehehehe i always ask my friends this lol
School_Boy
pinch.gif IM SOOOO STUPID!! I GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS WRONG!!! cry.gif
Winter
QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 16 2004, 10:54 AM)
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Lol I knew it!

rolleyes.gif

Anyway, I got the last 3 correct lol...
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