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CrackedRearView
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?”
Thelma's father thinks a bit, and then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
”Why Osama Bin Laden?!" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot.
“And then!” she exclaimed, “he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
ranniel
Lol. laugh.gif But i've seen a better funnier convo.
Blow_Don't_SUCK
LOL haha that was funny
EddieV
Evil girl...
seriouslynikki
Wow, that girl is smart.
aicilah999
LOL ! that`s funny.. laugh.gif
some evil girl tho. haha
IceCream4U
HAHA! laugh.gif

Not really though, Carlos just told that joke at lunch today..
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