My mom says that I should never go to South Africa.

wtf, wat are Africa South!! I thought I do wrong.

What the f**k? What is South Africa? I thought I was wrong.

?

Sayin goodbye makes me feel like sayin sorry

Saying goodbye makes me feel like saying sorry.

I gonna borrow katie me pencil.

I'm going to borrow Katie's pencil

?

go off a jump bridge

Go jump off a bridge.

Whats one haxor.

What's one hacker?

4|\|D13 P\/\/|\|5 M3.

Okay. I'll stop after this.

She owned me...?

I didn't said that.

I didn't say that.

In the house I be all like on I was all in your house, yo.

^(bad cheap immitation of ghetto)

In the house, I said, "I'll be in your house." ?

My siggy is secksy.

^(pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft)

My signature is sexy.

The Fall of Troy is a cool super hot band.

(I knew you had a fettish for Princess Peach)

The Fall of Troy is a cool, super hot band.

Nate has a funny strage fettish for Princess Peach.

Nate has a funny, strange, fettish for Princess Peach.

my fav show is american idol, its a well show

My favorite show is American Idol, it's a good show. ??

Professer Albis Dumbledore dosent dead.

Professer Albis Dumbledore doesn't die. --- I'm guessing you like Harry Potter, no?


Betta then myspace is da ultimage yearbookk....

That's not how you spell Professor.

The Ultimate Year Book is better than Myspace.


I spelt firs wrong.

I spelled firs wrong.

i live in the goodest city, san diego, which is in the goodest state, california.

That was Professor and Albus. << but you wouldn't know it was Albus unless you've read the books..
----

I live in the best city, San Diego, which is in the best state, California.

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i wished i lived inside england!

I wish I lived in England!


prolly so u can see dat guy dat plays harry potter

^It's a fragment...

You probably wish you live in England so you can see that guy who played Harry Potter.

yes!! and orlando bloom .

You probably wish you lived in England so you could see that guy who plays Harry Potter.

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reese's our the best candie evers.

Reese's is the best candy ever.


wat ya doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ?

what are you doing?

Anna are mine girlfriend

Anna is my girlfriend.


i likke patrick hee kool

I like Patrick. He's cool.


you sure do suck at grammar. It's supposed to be:

Reeses is the best candy ever.

Because if you put the apostrophe and s at the end, it either shows possession or:

"Reeses is is the best candy ever."


Me and my family went skating.

^^ oh. I dk...I though Reese was a name or somethin :P

My family and I went ice skating.


i rok u dont haha

I rock, and you don't. *laughs in corner*

Time to slit me wrists.

It's time to slit my wrists.


them blowdontsuck peeps tinks dat i have worse grammer

Those Blow Don't Suck people think I have the worst grammar.


(nah I was joking earlier)

I don't not like Sierra.

XD

I like Sierra.

Thats cuz she bees kewl.

That's because she is cool.

lyke aint it kewlers 2 beh p0pulahhhh?

Like isn't it cool to be popular?! [says in high pitched, exaggerated, voice that could be in mean girls. lol. i like that movie, so dont get me wrong.]

I'm no idea, I've a nerd.. and prroud!

I have no idea. I am a nerd and proud.

Sierra are weirdest than me

Sierra is a name that is weirder than mine.
by the way,

it's supposed to be:

I have no idea. I am a proud nerd.

uhh

tihs friggin AIM is being a bitch.

sorry

this stupid aim is being a bitch.

is freaking a real word? if it is then

this freaking aim is being a bitch

i'm loving duke morest than unc

I'm loving Duke more than UNC.


o r u really

oh. are you really?

yess i is loving they more than UNC

Yes. In fact, I am loving them more than UNC.

^^nope. like this:
Yes. In fact, I am loving it more than UNC.

whoa supp?

woah, what's up?

i thought she is my friend.

I thought she was my friend.

FRRICk out!