learning chinese in five mins............so funny!
Body: : You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Full Version: Learning Chinese in 5 mins
lol..
i remmember the first time i saw this.. i was like in middle school or something... it's still funny.. it be funnier if i memorized them..... from then to senior year.. i grasped on to the chuck norris jokes instead.. haha
anyways.. <3 this.
i remmember the first time i saw this.. i was like in middle school or something... it's still funny.. it be funnier if i memorized them..... from then to senior year.. i grasped on to the chuck norris jokes instead.. haha
anyways.. <3 this.
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. 
'cause then it's too easy.
'cause then it's too easy.
Hahaha. I love this.
AWESOME!!! I know chinese now, and I did it in less than fai minutes. Fa Kin Su Pah!!!!
QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 8:57 PM)
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud.
'cause then it's too easy.
'cause then it's too easy.
I guess so
Lol. This is so funny!
DU MA MAI! :X
viet pride!
viet pride!
QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 9:57 PM)
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud.
'cause then it's too easy.
'cause then it's too easy.
*loses
Ang Pu ni
I'm supised no one screamed racism. they usually do by now. I think its funny.
^I don't find it racist, well not entirely. (Although your post speaks of people's reaction of thinking it's racist in general)
I find this joke more of as an insult than racist.
I find this joke more of as an insult than racist.
I told my friend which was chinese... Fa Kin Su Pah and she said "what?"(she knows and understand chinese, mandarin and cantonese). I repeated and she said "To I need to call your priest? seems like your speaking in tongues..." I'm begining to think this isn't really chinese....
^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese
haha i remember reading this off a email, so funnny.
kayyy..did you ever think of people who get offended?
Nvm. I'll just close the other three.
QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Feb 1 2006, 4:06 PM)
^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese
That explains the reactions of people when I told them this.
Look what I started.
ah, this is old, but still slightly amusing.
I don't think the Chinese folks don't get too offended about this stuff...
In fact, it was my Chinese buddies that showed me this first.
In fact, it was my Chinese buddies that showed me this first.
QUOTE(Petrified @ Feb 2 2006, 6:07 PM)
Look what I started.
dont flatter yourself.
I saw this before.
heheh..cool
QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM)
dont flatter yourself.
I'm not. I'm just saying look what i started. A bad thing.
QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM)
dont flatter yourself.
Lol, he's a good friend of mine, cut him some slack, I know him irl.
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
even tough im chinese; it took me a while to understand some of them.
there not SUPER hilarious. but there funny in a way
there not SUPER hilarious. but there funny in a way
this isnt chinese...
it`s just how chinese ppl say them.
haha, funny tho.
it`s just how chinese ppl say them.
haha, funny tho.
QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 5:57 PM)
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud.
'cause then it's too easy.
'cause then it's too easy.
True.
It was okay, it was only my first time reading it....EH!
HAHA ! this is hecca` funny !
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
Lol....
Lol....
That's so funny! I think those r actual chinese syllables too 
lmao i gotta show this to someone else.
Ahaha, I totally love this. xD
funny. because it does actually sound mandarin.
haha i remember when i first saw this lol
if u say it with a "chinese" accent its funnier..haha
old.
yeah it is kinda old but i remember this hehh =D
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
Hahaha.
People take these things too seriously sometimes. They're just for fun.
Hahaha.
People take these things too seriously sometimes. They're just for fun.
QUOTE(aicilah999 @ Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM)
this isnt chinese...
it`s just how chinese ppl say them.
haha, funny tho.
it`s just how chinese ppl say them.
haha, funny tho.
thank you captian obvious
HAHAHA
a) its really stupid
b) sounds more like korean or canto than chinese (mando)
b) sounds more like korean or canto than chinese (mando)
^I was about to say, CANTO IS CHINESE but then realized canto is in hong kong which is technically populated by Chinese people
HAHAHAHAHHA.
HAHA LMAO
haha funny but racist
LMFAO!
Hahaha, This is alwsome.
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